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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:38:42 PM
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How many million you want?
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Alkaloid
05/02/18 6:41:25 PM
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Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick
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Kitt
05/02/18 6:45:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:45:09 PM
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Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:45:36 PM
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Kitt posted...
This question is sexy


That's why I made this topic. Thanks for noticing
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Turbam
05/02/18 6:46:48 PM
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I could become a billionaire and still have plenty of weenier to spare
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thronedfire2
05/02/18 6:47:43 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?


I think it means it turns into a vagina
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:49:05 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?


I think it means it turns into a vagina


Ah. So vaginas are just inny penises huh. Interesting.
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Turbam
05/02/18 6:50:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?


I think it means it turns into a vagina


Ah. So vaginas are just inny penises huh. Interesting.

AKCTCHUALLY!
a penis is a mutated clitoris
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:52:54 PM
#10:


Turbam posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?


I think it means it turns into a vagina


Ah. So vaginas are just inny penises huh. Interesting.

AKCTCHUALLY!
a penis is a mutated clitoris


So why is the clitoris so hard to find on women but on men it's just hanging out lookin all dumb?
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Reis
05/02/18 6:54:08 PM
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I only got 1 inch to spare
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TheFuriousInch
05/02/18 6:54:09 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/02/18 6:54:40 PM
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Ill take an inch off
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NOM
05/02/18 6:57:09 PM
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Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 6:58:28 PM
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NOM posted...
Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.


What kind of shit you trying to pull?
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Turbam
05/02/18 7:01:27 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Turbam posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Alkaloid posted...
Gimme 12 million, I always wanted a negative six inch dick


So does that mean to get pleasure someone with a no longer than 6 inch dick has to penetrate the hole?


I think it means it turns into a vagina


Ah. So vaginas are just inny penises huh. Interesting.

AKCTCHUALLY!
a penis is a mutated clitoris


So why is the clitoris so hard to find on women but on men it's just hanging out lookin all dumb?

Because the male clitoris becomes boisterous when paired with testicular fortitude
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NOM
05/02/18 7:06:11 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.


What kind of shit you trying to pull?

lmao by family I mean brothers, sisters, parents and some extended family.

Trust me no female is ever going to want to touch the thing lol.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 7:08:56 PM
#18:


NOM posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.


What kind of shit you trying to pull?

lmao by family I mean brothers, sisters, parents and some extended family.

Trust me no female is ever going to want to touch the thing lol.


Naw. There is always some girl out there. Just don't be shallow as fuck like the knobs around herr
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Kitt
05/02/18 7:18:34 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Kitt posted...
This question is sexy


That's why I made this topic. Thanks for noticing

Did you just assumed how I feel about this topic!?
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Poiuyt
05/02/18 7:21:13 PM
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7 inches. I'd take off 2, but no more.
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DavidWong
05/02/18 7:21:46 PM
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Poiuyt posted...
7 inches. I'd take off 2, but no more.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/02/18 7:23:33 PM
#22:


Kitt posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Kitt posted...
This question is sexy


That's why I made this topic. Thanks for noticing

Did you just assumed how I feel about this topic!?


What? I just agreed the topic is sexy. It's some sexy sex stuff
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/02/18 7:26:06 PM
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I got $2OO,OOO worth of D.
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NOM
05/02/18 7:26:55 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.


What kind of shit you trying to pull?

lmao by family I mean brothers, sisters, parents and some extended family.

Trust me no female is ever going to want to touch the thing lol.


Naw. There is always some girl out there. Just don't be shallow as fuck like the knobs around herr

Nah, not for broken dudes like me.

Thanks for trying though dude.
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catboy0_0
05/02/18 7:27:23 PM
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NOM posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
NOM posted...
Just take it all. I'll never use the thing anyway, and 6.5 million dollars would set me and my family for life.


What kind of shit you trying to pull?

lmao by family I mean brothers, sisters, parents and some extended family.

Trust me no female is ever going to want to touch the thing lol.


Naw. There is always some girl out there. Just don't be shallow as fuck like the knobs around herr

Nah, not for broken dudes like me.

Thanks for trying though dude.

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Soviet_Poland
05/02/18 7:51:53 PM
#26:


Kitt posted...
This question is sexist.


A million dollars for every inch added to size of the clitoris.
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thronedfire2
05/02/18 8:09:10 PM
#27:


Kitt posted...
This question is sexist.


no, if you have a vagina you get a penis
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gguirao
05/04/18 6:20:02 PM
#29:


Maybe a couple. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway.
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JTilly
05/04/18 6:24:01 PM
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Nah man Im technically average size but after watching so much porn my penis looks tiny tbh
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Hairy-man
05/04/18 6:24:50 PM
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Nope
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DarkProto05
05/04/18 6:27:19 PM
#32:


5 inches here. Not taking a single inch off. Maybe later in life when I'm much older.
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Muffinz0rz
05/04/18 6:27:55 PM
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How bout I just slice the whole thing off

A cool two million can go a long way
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