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Lord_Shadow 05/03/18 4:55:28 PM #1: |
If your mom is dead she will dig up her corpse and pimp slap it then put it on the front lawn of her house and pimp slap it anytime she sees it.
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Fenrimis 05/03/18 4:56:02 PM #2: |
If the ass is fat, I will adapt.
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CarlGrimes 05/03/18 4:56:15 PM #3: |
My mother was cremated.
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Master_Bass 05/03/18 4:57:24 PM #4: |
What's the downside?
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Lord_Shadow 05/03/18 4:57:58 PM #5: |
CarlGrimes posted...
My mother was cremated. She will slap the urn then --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarlGrimes 05/03/18 5:42:34 PM #6: |
Lord_Shadow posted...
CarlGrimes posted...My mother was cremated. There is no urn. Her ashes were spread. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 05/03/18 7:24:55 PM #7: |
CarlGrimes posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...CarlGrimes posted...My mother was cremated. She will go where the ashes were spread and twerk like a mad women every Tuesday then demand sex right then and there --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarlGrimes 05/03/18 7:44:25 PM #8: |
Lord_Shadow posted...
CarlGrimes posted...Lord_Shadow posted...CarlGrimes posted...My mother was cremated. The ocean? --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vulgorn 05/03/18 7:50:22 PM #9: |
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MrResetti 05/03/18 7:51:09 PM #10: |
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dameon_reaper 05/03/18 7:51:47 PM #11: |
I'd marry her.
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JlM 05/03/18 7:52:21 PM #12: |
You already said "perfect girl", you didn't need to give an example.
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OpShaft 05/03/18 7:53:49 PM #13: |
Easy. It's too bad she'll never meet her, I'd like to see that.
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