Current Events > Confession Topic part 3

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Vulgorn posted...

I'd not post pics of your dicks. Especially not corn

:()
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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

why would you deny dolphin, man? plz don't redact. risk it for the biscuit, as you humans say. We dolphin just say "eeieieieiee eie eie eeieieie ieeiee"

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Im [redacted]sexual. What I wouldnt give to [redacted] You dirty little dolphin lovers are so uncultured about whats really gassin right now.

i like period sex because when my [redacted]. i like to imagine the blood is because of [redacted].

no kinkshaming friend
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I also enjoy period sex, but that was not me
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[Reduhduhduhdacted]

[redacted] me like one of your French dolphins

ive never really liked any of my exes parents and the one set i thought id get along with i never got a chance to meet. :(

vulgorn is actually three echidnas in an oversized trench coat

pumpkin hill is my theme song

steel beams can't melt jet fuel

investigate 3/11

pizza aside let's talk scientology

is that... eric andre?
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lil [redacted]

when i was little i liked to eat chapstick and paper bits

one time i ate like 5 dog biscuits in a row and then ate some dry cat food. the peanut butter milk bones don't taste like peanut butter btw

I once had an irrational attachment to a piece of tape which I named. I was like 6.

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It's raining outside and I feel the urge to stand on my front porch, place my hand on my hips and urinate to compete with it....I think I've got this.

i too like to compete with impossible odds.
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My baby died today. I didnt deserve this.

i'm sorry. :( i wouldn't wish that upon anyone.
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One does not simply walk into vulgorndor
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Vulgorn posted...

How did deanshow fail so miserably and lost joestarrr? She's literally the perfect woman in terms of looks and brains.

We decided to mutually end it and I hate long distances. It wasn't one person being a dick we 're still friends
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I don't hide behind anonymity. I hate Hoth, Vegy, and Volkswagon. And i dislike Vulgar
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literally everything about me is terrible

we all got one thing we're good at, mayn,
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Vulgorn posted...

investigate 3/11

What about 7/11? That's the real conspiracy
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deanshow posted...

I don't hide behind anonymity. I hate Hoth, Vegy, and Volkswagon. And i dislike Vulgar

it's okay man, it's mutual. ;)
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ScarIetess posted...

Vulgorn posted...

investigate 3/11

What about 7/11? That's the real conspiracy

slurpees can't melt steel beams
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I'm [redacted] and I like people talking about my body and asking me for nudes. I love it.

riiiight
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Vulgorn posted...

Ugandan Knuckles >>>>> Doge

agreed.

@The_Doge

Doge knos the wae tho
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Don't fucking redact my name. I want [redacted].

that's literally the opposite of what you just said.
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fire and water

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Pisces swimming through the river
All their life against the stream
Searching for a hook to catch on and see their sun beam

Pray for Hey Day

Hey vulgorn. If Im spitting truth, will you not redact my statement?

hmmm.

What do you think I should do after Hey Day? Im thinking of switching styles tbh. Go for the more political slant like I tried on ben1741. We need to extend our influence as well. Do you think that b8 would be receptive to the Fam?

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TC this your mother speaking. I just wanted to let you know that if you're going to be a little internet attention whore than at least have the balls to not redact absolutely fucking everything from your stalker friends confessions.

if you were really my mother, you'd probably be using the n word a lot more tbqh
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Vulgorn posted...

TC this your mother speaking. I just wanted to let you know that if you're going to be a little internet attention whore than at least have the balls to not redact absolutely fucking everything from your stalker friends confessions.

if you were really my mother, you'd probably be using the n word a lot more tbqh

She didn't want you to react her chastisement
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[redacted] so much they call her billy ocean

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white men are racist because they know their [redacted]

i dedicate my next poo to you, vulgorn. stay cheeki breeki.

ayy ))>><<((

The error in saying Vulgorn won't stop posting stuff for his little friends, is assuming that he HAS friends. :^)

tru
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I like my 90's dad's flannel shirts :(

From an unbiased perspective, I have no idea how you havent been modded yet. Ive gotten you to post so many different violations but you still are in good standing. Hats off to you.

wil e. coyote

i appreciate the challenge tbqh.
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chill02' [redacted] Go ahead, ask him.

rocky road adventure or banana pudding creme?

banana pudding creme

influence of an ex tbqh. chocolates okay but not my favorite.
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hoth probably eats a hearthy amount of [redacted] while pretending people give a fuck about him in this dying message board

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Rob a [redacted] shoes rob a [redacted] lace! We tryna see a hundit bands in our face!

the phoenix rises
the unicorns run freely
terrible haiku

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The fact that you didnt post my confession means that I got to you ;)

you didn't get to me, im just not going to involve them further.
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Vulgorn is a gentleman and a scholar.

why thank you
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CE, I have one question for all of you.

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?

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Tih tees

Pagan Min did nothing wrong

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some people on CE are so unbelievably stupid that i wish i could [redacted] right outta them.

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YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

good song tbqh.
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Vulgorn posted...

CE, I have one question for all of you.

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?

I'm marking out!
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Jameel isn't a real person, I'm sorry for lying

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Too much of a [redacted] to post my name [redacted] you're useless.

just tryna not get warned bb
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Hey Day will be a bigger failure than the time someone attempted to install screen doors on a submarine

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Vulgorn posted...
How did deanshow fail so miserably and lost joestarrr? She's literally the perfect woman in terms of looks and brains.

lmfao thank you for reminding me what website I'm on
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I wonder which CEman is the lucky guy next up to get with joestarrr

These aren't confessions and I'm going to stop reading this shit now. It's just the same people carrying over from the discord.

I don't really have a confession; just wanted to say hi :D

hello anony person.:D

I fell for a CE guy. This has happened over four months of communication knowing that he had a gf. I was open with my feelings but he was always respectful of his gf and so we were just internet friends. We shared everything with each other. All this time I knew we were friends but no more, from his side. A couple nights ago we crossed that line and stuff happened. Now I'm afraid I don't know what will happen. He's told his gf and I guess she didn't care. I think she looks at it as if he was just [redacted] to porn.

He says we will remain friends no matter what. I'm emotionally invested now and would give up everything here and move to be nearer to him.

They were going to talk again last night. I heard from him briefly this morning and he said he would tell me about it later. I think this isn't going to be good for me. I don't think I could go back to the way we were before.

just dont turn into the side chick that's perpetually waiting on the guy to leave his so, tbh.

Hey Day will be a success. I have faith in Hey and the gang.

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SBAllen here: We are aware of the nonsense that Hey and the Switch board guy are doing. Unfortunately it is VERY difficult for us to fix the problem. So what Im trying to say is: DEAL WITH IT. Sorry for any inconvenience cause.

I've been promoted to become an administrator. So once my promotion starts, I will show Hey and the gang who's boss.

I want to kiss @eevee-trainer.

imagine forming "friendships" with people posting stuff in a message board. All of these losers who form their little cliques outside CE are pathetic. Get some real life friends, you [redacted].

rood.
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Imagine talking to people from CE outside of CE... gross
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That last one sounds like Cpain. That dude is always bitter
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Discord was a mistake Hairy. Lets delete our accounts.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Discord was a mistake Hairy. Lets delete our accounts.

But then how am I gonna see your willy?
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I have a confession. I have a major crush on a CEman. Ive always wanted to PM him and spark a conversation but Im too nervous because I dont want to come off as creepy. What should I do?

honestly, i would just pm him. if you're trying to not come off as creepy and don't already talk to him, just find something to relate to him with and pm him about that, talk to him, then go from there.

Vulgar, Hairy, Chill, Corn, Nevershine, Zodd...
What do these guys have in common? 3 guesses only

hmmmmmmmm.

Sonic 3 and Knuckles is the best sonic game and if you disagree I will think less of you.

i haven't played sonic mania, and mentally i separate 2d and 3d sonic, but that i'd agree. sonic gen is the best 3d sonic tho.
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Vulgorn posted...

I wonder which CEman is the lucky guy next up to get with joestarrr

Maybe a CEgal is next
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still crushin on chill

still don't blame you

[redacted] ppl

[redacted] is wacc

the darker the [redacted] the better the [redacted]

imagine if they made a rap song that just went* AAAAAAAgghhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA

Women is a trip, Uncle Funkle!

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You swindled me!
I was going to spend that money on [redacted].
Now if you'll excuse me ...

black people have the [redacted]

imagine being named after a disease hahahaha lmfao

yeah right. that must suck horribly. >_>

solely in my chest
is my heart, a drum of water

I wish my ex would get back with me. I still fucking love him and think he's my soulmate. Maybe one day? Hopefully...

i understand the feeling. just remember that ya'll more than likely broke up for a reason.

sometimes I [redacted] my prongle can

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