Current Events > anyone here ever been to a urologist

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how was it
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they took an orange cup from me

are urologists the turn and cough guys or the pee in the cup guys?

yes

BJ-blazkowics posted...

pee in the cup guys

Usually this, maybe they will make you cough as well.
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He felt me up.
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#metoo

catboy0_0 posted...

they took an orange cup from me

wow those bastards

BJ-blazkowics posted...

are urologists the turn and cough guys or the pee in the cup guys?

idk

Sativa_Rose posted...

yes

what

DrizztLink posted...

He felt me up.

hot
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He was alarmed how thick and chunky my piss was
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slimfizzle2 posted...

He was alarmed how thick and chunky my piss was

whaddafuck

Reis posted...

#metoo

toosoon
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Yeah, I had a bad kidney stone problem four years ago. Had to have surgery to get a giant one removed that laid me up several weeks. I watched a lot of World Cup games that summer

Pitlord_Special posted...

Yeah, I had a bad kidney stone problem four years ago. Had to have surgery to get a giant one removed that laid me up several weeks. I watched a lot of World Cup games that summer

damn that must have been painful
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What's wrong with your pecker, London? Are you having trouble peeing or getting a lot of bladder infections or UTIs?
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glitteringfairy posted...

What's wrong with your pecker, London? Are you having trouble peeing or getting a lot of bladder infections or UTIs?

>_>

nothing really besides the 4skin being kind of thick and weird and i just kind of want it to get looked at, at least once.
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he removed my foreskin and I worse a metal mesh underwear for a couple weeks
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

i just kind of want it to get looked at, at least once.

Hookers are cheaper than doctors. Unless that's your kink
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prince_leo posted...

he removed my foreskin and I worse a metal mesh underwear for a couple weeks

damn that sounds harsh man. im sorry for your loss.
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Have you ever seen kids in the sandbox? Its like that.
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Yea I was having a weird pain in my balls and the regular doctor wasnt sure what was wrong so sent me to a urologist.

It was kinda awkward at first but whatever. And they never found out what was wrong and the pain just went away and never came back. That was over 5 years ago.
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UsernamesRlame posted...

Yea I was having a weird pain in my balls and the regular doctor wasnt sure what was wrong so sent me to a urologist.

It was kinda awkward at first but whatever. And they never found out what was wrong and the pain just went away and never came back. That was over 5 years ago.

This is basically what happened to me except the urologist thought it could be some kind of infection and gave me anti-biotics. It wasn't sexually related though because I was still a virgin back then lol.
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Yes, I had a cystoscopy to check for tears and any bladder problems. I was 100% healthy.
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Cornmuffins posted...

Have you ever seen kids in the sandbox? Its like that.

I have not and now am going to avoid it.

UsernamesRlame posted...

Yea I was having a weird pain in my balls and the regular doctor wasnt sure what was wrong so sent me to a urologist.

It was kinda awkward at first but whatever. And they never found out what was wrong and the pain just went away and never came back. That was over 5 years ago.

that's scary man.

Sativa_Rose posted...

This is basically what happened to me except the urologist thought it could be some kind of infection and gave me anti-biotics. It wasn't sexually related though because I was still a virgin back then lol.

do i need to have a serious problem in order to be seen?

Airhammy posted...

Yes, I had a cystoscopy to check for tears and any bladder problems. I was 100% healthy.

a what
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I had to go one like 4 years ago for a potential enlarged prostate she stuck her finger up my butt no joke smh

And no she wasn't hot at all she was old
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

do i need to have a serious problem in order to be seen?

You mentioned you want to get it looked at because of your foreskin, if that's something that concerns you then I would get it checked out.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

a what

When they stick this cytoscope camera thing...



...in your... you know
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Airhammy posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

a what

When they stick this cytoscope camera thing...



...in your... you know

oh god air hammy im so sorry

Sativa_Rose posted...

You mentioned you want to get it looked at because of your foreskin, if that's something that concerns you then I would get it checked out.

ok. i just don't want to show up and end up wasting their time. there's also a few general questions i have so that'll be nice.

BignutzisBack posted...

I had to go one like 4 years ago for a potential enlarged prostate she stuck her finger up my butt no joke smh

And no she wasn't hot at all she was old

at least it was a girl. i might request one because of my fragile masculinity
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Yes, they had to surgery a kidney stone out. Wasn't a fun time.

surprisingly I've never had a problem with the one time I went to a Urologist. Probably because my mother was a nurse for 30+ years, so being around hospitals was natural to me.

What makes me the most nervous is brain surgery. I haven't had it, nor do I ever hope I have it, because I have head ticks(controlled by medication but it flairs up now and then).

So to answer your question. Testicular doctor, no problem, brain doctor tons of problems.

If it makes you feel any better I had brain surgery. I had a benign tumor removed, and while I lost peripheral vision on my right side, I'm still kicking
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Popcorn_Fairy posted...

Yes, they had to surgery a kidney stone out. Wasn't a fun time.

damn man that sucks. since they did that was it easier? like you didn't have to pass it?

Ivany2008 posted...

surprisingly I've never had a problem with the one time I went to a Urologist. Probably because my mother was a nurse for 30+ years, so being around hospitals was natural to me.

What makes me the most nervous is brain surgery. I haven't had it, nor do I ever hope I have it, because I have head ticks(controlled by medication but it flairs up now and then).

So to answer your question. Testicular doctor, no problem, brain doctor tons of problems.

head ticks? i have ticks all over man. shit sucks. im not due for brain surgery any time soon lol so i should be good.

Cornmuffins posted...

If it makes you feel any better I had brain surgery. I had a benign tumor removed, and while I lost peripheral vision on my right side, I'm still kicking

woah i didn't know this wtf why didn't you call me
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I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it to you, but yea it's been about 4 1/2 years now.
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Cornmuffins posted...

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it to you, but yea it's been about 4 1/2 years now.

hmmmm. i might vaguely remember something like that.

i remember you getting jumped that one time though.
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Lol yeah that sucked too. That was after though.
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Cornmuffins posted...

Lol yeah that sucked too. That was after though.

i think i still didn't like you 4 1/2 years ago tbh. maybe that's why idk.

so what's up man i barely see you around anymore
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

damn man that sucks. since they did that was it easier? like you didn't have to pass it?

The stone was stuck and causing problems, so I couldn't have passed it. After surgery it was painful using the bathroom for a few days. So, it was easier in that they put me out and pulled the stone out, worse when I think about the surgery itself and that the next few days sucked.

Would do it all again over dealing with Kidney Stone Pain though.

Popcorn_Fairy posted...

The stone was stuck and causing problems, so I couldn't have passed it. After surgery it was painful using the bathroom for a few days. So, it was easier in that they put me out and pulled the stone out, worse when I think about the surgery itself and that the next few days sucked.

Would do it all again over dealing with Kidney Stone Pain though.

damn. anything you've done that would cause that or are they random?
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Cause the stone? They had it checked out and told me what it was made of and gave me a list of things I should avoid eating and drinking that could cause that kind of stone to form. So I've been avoiding all that hoping I don't get another one.

Busy with work my man
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Popcorn_Fairy posted...

Cause the stone? They had it checked out and told me what it was made of and gave me a list of things I should avoid eating and drinking that could cause that kind of stone to form. So I've been avoiding all that hoping I don't get another one.

What kind of stuff do you have to avoid?

Cornmuffins posted...

Busy with work my man

What do you do again

Outer_space posted...

Stuck a camera up my dick.

ohgodno
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He touched my pee pee and told me that everything was OK
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PhazonReborn posted...

He touched my pee pee and told me that everything was OK

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DocileOrangeCup posted...

glitteringfairy posted...

What's wrong with your pecker, London? Are you having trouble peeing or getting a lot of bladder infections or UTIs?

>_>

nothing really besides the 4skin being kind of thick and weird and i just kind of want it to get looked at, at least once.

uh oh

CE is finally gonna get a firsthand account of how different circumcision(that's a really hard word to spell) affects penis feelings
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No but I feel like I should. I've had some concerning bladder issues for like 3 years.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

What kind of stuff do you have to avoid?

I don't have the list on hand, but I remember off the top of my head, potatoes, green peppers, peanuts, wheat bread, coffee, black tea, dark beer. There was a bunch more. The list had it categorized with avoid, limited. Avoid I shouldn't eat at all, limit was fine if I didn't eat too much. But I'd have to go dig the packet out for the whole thing.

thronedfire2 posted...

uh oh

CE is finally gonna get a firsthand account of how different circumcision(that's a really hard word to spell) affects penis feelings

noooo i don't need that (i hope >_>)

Vita_Aeterna posted...

No but I feel like I should. I've had some concerning bladder issues for like 3 years.

you should man. i'm kind of scared tbh but it's better to know.
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time to join the mutilated club tc

are you ready
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Popcorn_Fairy posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

What kind of stuff do you have to avoid?

I don't have the list on hand, but I remember off the top of my head, potatoes, green peppers, peanuts, wheat bread, coffee, black tea, dark beer. There was a bunch more. The list had it categorized with avoid, limited. Avoid I shouldn't eat at all, limit was fine if I didn't eat too much. But I'd have to go dig the packet out for the whole thing.

I like potatoes and bell peppers so idk man i always heard i needed to drink water to avoid that.
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Real talk though, I had regular visits because of Kidney Stones. I had a stone so big that had to be surgically removed. I haven't passed one since. I passed about 6 of them, almost all of them were in the left kidney.

Let me tell you something TC - the recovery of this "surgery" was basically hell on earth. The procedure was like a roto-rooter that went up my panger, and then he grabbed the stone after breaking it, and pulled pieces of it out. After that, he inserted a long blue stent tube through my said wang, that went all the way to my left kidney, and was like a little string hanging out of my pee pee, like a wiener tampon.

After 4 days, I was instructed to pull out the stent. This was the worst part. I wanted to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes before doing this. I was told that doing it in the shower was best. I would pull at it and it felt like I was literally pulling my dick off. It was the worst feeling I've ever dealt with.

I finally got up the courage to do it, and jumped into the shower and pulled that mother fucker out. I held it up in front of me like a trophy after doing so, it was a long blue tube covered in my blood. Blood came out of my dick for like an hour afterward, and then the fun began.

I developed blood clots. The best way to describe the next week was any time I took a piss, it was like I was pissing out raw hamburger meat. It made me throw up to go take a piss. The pain was unreal. I got addicted to Percocet.

True story.
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Vulgorn posted...

time to join the mutilated club tc

are you ready

no

never

i need this
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PhazonReborn posted...

True story.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/disgstd.gif
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