Current Events > I have never been woken up with sex, nor woken someone with it.

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Gotta suggest that, tell that he is welcome to feel me up when I'm asleep.
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My girlfriend says i can feel her up when she sleeps, but when she wakes up she moves my hand away.
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my gf is the WORST

if its late, shes tired and just wants to sleep
when she wakes up, shes cranky and wants her coffee

UGH!
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_BlueMonk posted...

my gf is the WORST

if its late, shes tired and just wants to sleep
when she wakes up, shes cranky and wants her coffee

UGH!

pour iced coffee on her to wake her up
then smash
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I once dated a woman who once wet the bed after feeling her up.

That was an awkward morning.
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if you wake someone up with sex i'm pretty sure that's rape
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Garioshi posted...

if you wake someone up with sex i'm pretty sure that's rape

Get consent in beforehand
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_BlueMonk posted...

my gf is the WORST

if its late, shes tired and just wants to sleep
when she wakes up, shes cranky and wants her coffee

UGH!

Solution: Go to bed early.
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Wife keeps me up until 1am, asks me to take the kids to school at 6 am, then forces me to take it to pound town until 3am

Home alone and feeling frisky, she'd rather play xbox
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Fuck all that. I need my rest. >:[
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if Dakota fanning woke me up with sex it can't be rape
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Knowing me I'd probably sleep through it.
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My old boyfriend used to enjoy being woke up like that. I'd start stuff and he'd wake up.. usually go in bathroom for mouthwash, and was good to go. Guess I never thought someone wouldn't like it.
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I think its easier for girls to wake guys up for sex? I don't know...My ex used to go down on me to wake me up when she was feeling it.

You mean literally woke me up to have sex? Id be pissed. I need sleep for work and daughter.
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Ive been woken up a few times or so, not sure if Ive really woken someone up but Ive started right as they were falling asleep.

Waking up to it is amazing. Few weeks ago wife woke me up at like 3 am and grabbed my stuff, guess she had a bad dream and needed me. Have no idea what the dream was and really dont care.

dameon_reaper posted...

I think its easier for girls to wake guys up for sex? I don't know...My ex used to go down on me to wake me up when she was feeling it.

This is the case with my wife. I rarely try (though she's a chronic insomniac so the point's kind of moot) it. But she knows she is welcome to do it, and most times I respond, and we go at it and I'm back to sleep. I usually respond because she is just fine with me crashing back to sleep since I have to get up for work.
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You should call a crisis help line and charge your bf with assault.

thanosibe posted...

dameon_reaper posted...

I think its easier for girls to wake guys up for sex? I don't know...My ex used to go down on me to wake me up when she was feeling it.

This is the case with my wife. I rarely try (though she's a chronic insomniac so the point's kind of moot) it. But she knows she is welcome to do it, and most times I respond, and we go at it and I'm back to sleep. I usually respond because she is just fine with me crashing back to sleep since I have to get up for work.

She was dreaming of the guy she is cheating with.

Asherlee10 posted...

And there are cues on top of that. We tend to have about 40% of our sessions like this. One of us will wake up in the middle of the night and start inching over to the other person. The person that was sleeping usually wakes up a little and 'responds.'

What I like about is, it's straight into sex with no words. It feels primal, almost.

This is honestly the best sex there is. I agree with that last part. It's just middle of the night primal urges. It's fucking glorious.
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I've fallen asleep during sex but have never woken up to it
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I really like the concept of sleepy/morning sex, but morning breath/odors are such a turnoff for me that it'd never happen (unless she could shower without waking me up)
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