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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/11/18 4:41:40 PM
#51:


Get a telescope and look across the ocean at another continent. If flat earth isn't a ridiculous idea, you'll see said continent.
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dib153
05/11/18 4:45:17 PM
#52:


We've literally had a live stream of the planet from the ISS on more than one occasion.....theres probably one right now

What more fucking proof do those redacteds need?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/11/18 4:55:58 PM
#54:


dib153 posted...
We've literally had a live stream of the planet from the ISS on more than one occasion.....theres probably one right now

What more fucking proof do those redacteds need?


Imagine trusting something that has an acronym that's 1 letter away from being the same acronym as a terrorist organization. Flat earth proven. *drops mic*
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Complete_Idi0t
05/11/18 4:58:40 PM
#55:


People from China who claims the sun comes up at a different time over there are all government plants
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Panthera
05/11/18 5:04:31 PM
#56:


Yes, yes it is.
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Laserion
05/11/18 5:12:01 PM
#57:


I should be able to see Mt. Everest from the coast of California. I will do the math later to calculate how big it should look between my thumb and index finger of my stretched arm.
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DevsBro
05/11/18 5:26:27 PM
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I mean you can say the Earth is flat.

You just have to back it up by completely redoing all of physics for a universe which is cylindrical and has one end, with some kind of physical teleporters at the curved surfaces that use no energy and where space itself gets smaller as you move away from Earth, and where our inclination to move toward Earth does not affect any other celestial bodies, most notably the moon, and said celestial bodies have a separate mechanism by which they tend to move together.

You'd also have to consider that since space gets smaller as you get further from Earth, and yet every celestial body crosses its entire width in roughly 24 hours, the more distant ones move with incredible speed much greater than anything closer to Earth has been able to--including light.

And this is off the top of my head, at a high level. No doubt if you look at calculations, every single one of them will have to change drastically.

But I mean, you could technically do it.
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Fin_Dawg_004
05/11/18 6:23:59 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Flat Earthers are united all around the globe!

i like this post
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Complete_Idi0t
05/11/18 10:28:31 PM
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Hey remember that guy who made a rocket and got all the way to a staggering altitude of nearly 2,000 feet to prove that the Earth is flat?
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Lorenzo_2003
05/11/18 10:49:07 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
I do have an engineering degree so I can definitively say your comment here is false. The ideas behind the flat earth make sense if you actually look into them.


You graduated from a university, as in a legit one that has an engineering program and probably a multitude of science courses, but you believe in a flat Earth?

What. The. Fuck.
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MC_BatCommander
05/11/18 10:52:40 PM
#62:


Yes
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hollow_shrine
05/11/18 10:57:51 PM
#63:


Lorenzo_2003 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
I do have an engineering degree so I can definitively say your comment here is false. The ideas behind the flat earth make sense if you actually look into them.


You graduated from a university, as in a legit one that has an engineering program and probably a multitude of science courses, but you believe in a flat Earth?

What. The. Fuck.

Why is that weird. It's 2018. Trump is President. Read the wind. For every Ivy league grad who distinguishes themselves, there are a handful who wind up being too dumb to live. Ben Carson is a brain surgeon. Ben Carson can't reason his way out of a paper bag.
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TheRealDill2000
05/12/18 4:21:08 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
I do have an engineering degree so I can definitively say your comment here is false. The ideas behind the flat earth make sense if you actually look into them.


You graduated from a university, as in a legit one that has an engineering program and probably a multitude of science courses, but you believe in a flat Earth?

What. The. Fuck.

I accepted that I needed to learn "traditional" concepts in order to get through the program. I didn't have to believe those ideas though. It would be equivalent to an atheist going through religious studies.
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ssj-kenobi
05/12/18 4:42:24 AM
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Metua posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
we don't consider what ever country we are currently in as being a round ball of land. so why is the whole idea of considering the world in the same way but on a much larger scale considered silly?

what if what we know as earth is just a super large country on a much larger planet? everything beyond the flat earths Antarctica barrier is just unexplored fog of war right now which Nasa is just memeing about as being "space" but hasn't actually really gotten past yet.

Southernfatman posted...
Have flat earthers ever explained why boats disappear over the horizon or exactly why there's a conspiracy to fool people into thinking the world is round?


for funding. and now they're in Too deep so they gotta keep up with it.

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Panthera
05/12/18 5:15:14 AM
#66:


Canada...is a sphere!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/12/18 9:28:03 AM
#67:


Panthera posted...
Canada...is a sphere!

Here's something I've wondered.

I am from the United States of America. We are referred to, generally, as "Americans". America, Americans. Makes sense.

The U.S. was primarily constructed on a framework based on that of Great Britain. People who are from Britain are sometimes called "Britons." Britain, Britons. Bit different spelling, but makes sense.

Canada was primarily constructed on a framework based on that of Great Britain. People from Canada are called "Canadians". Canada, Canadians.

Why aren't they called "Canadans"?
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/12/18 9:36:22 AM
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It's insanely ridiculous considering how it completely ignores the basic scientific principle of "the simplest answer is often the correct one". Flat eartherism takes all these extremely roundabout (no pun intended) ways to describe shit that makes way more sense if the Earth is a sphere with gravity pulling to the center and orbits the sun.

Like, the whole reason for flat eartherism is that they find it too crazy of an idea for a sphere with gravity to exist, but they come up with all this shit that's way harder to swallow.
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Panthera
05/12/18 9:36:58 AM
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Because some of us aren't named Dan? I know you damn Yankees always think your buddy Dan from Toronto represents our entire god damn country but we're individuals too up here you know! If we were Canadans, that would make us a flat country on a round planet and that cannot be
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/12/18 9:40:21 AM
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toyota posted...
Like for real though its not the first time the government and authorities have lied to the masses. Just read up on shit on how north koreans believed kim jong il and un had magical powers and shit. so is it really all that ridiculous?

What would the government gain from lying about this? What is their motive? You can't jump ahead like that, you've gotta start with the reason and then the conclusion.

No one has ever answered this question for me.
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Metua
05/12/18 9:40:29 AM
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ssj-kenobi posted...
what's your fucking problem troll

I don't believe in a flat Earth, so clearly I'm not the one with a problem.
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wdlp
05/12/18 9:42:20 AM
#72:


i mean, why dont they learn how to pilot a plane and then fly to the edge of the world?
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Lorenzo_2003
05/12/18 9:47:22 AM
#73:


wdlp posted...
i mean, why dont they learn how to pilot a plane and then fly to the edge of the world?


They think NASA and other countries agencies dont allow it.

No, really. Just take a privately owned plane or a fucking drone and go over the edge, right? That should prove Flat Earth really easily. Nope. The Illuminati or some other coalition is stopping that from happening. Lmfao. Btw, they think there arent that many satellites in space and theyre just floating via balloons.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/12/18 10:16:47 AM
#74:


Lorenzo_2003 posted...
wdlp posted...
i mean, why dont they learn how to pilot a plane and then fly to the edge of the world?


They think NASA and other countries agencies dont allow it.

No, really. Just take a privately owned plane or a fucking drone and go over the edge, right? That should prove Flat Earth really easily. Nope. The Illuminati or some other coalition is stopping that from happening. Lmfao. Btw, they think there arent that many satellites in space and theyre just floating via balloons.

I saw a thing the other day that some Flat Earthers think even if you make it to the edge, you'll just teleport to the "entrance" from the other side, like fucking Pac-Man. -_-
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wdlp
05/12/18 11:05:34 AM
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the dumbest thing is that shit they spout about gravity not being real
and how water wants to be level
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DezDroppedFreak
05/12/18 11:12:43 AM
#76:


If youre a flat earther I automatically assume youre a grade A idiot
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Ajenla
05/12/18 11:16:38 AM
#77:


TheRealDill2000 posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
I do have an engineering degree so I can definitively say your comment here is false. The ideas behind the flat earth make sense if you actually look into them.


You graduated from a university, as in a legit one that has an engineering program and probably a multitude of science courses, but you believe in a flat Earth?

What. The. Fuck.

I accepted that I needed to learn "traditional" concepts in order to get through the program. I didn't have to believe those ideas though. It would be equivalent to an atheist going through religious studies.

What kind of engineering degree?

There's so many, you should specify.
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Zero_Destroyer
05/12/18 11:18:46 AM
#78:


Flight paths are, if nothing else, the most convincing reason the entire idea is nonsense. That and the while "Why haven't people found the edge of the world?" thing.
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05/12/18 11:20:13 AM
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CapnMuffin
05/12/18 11:24:31 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
05/12/18 11:26:25 AM
#81:


I believe centuries of data over crackpot conspiracies.
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EverDownward
05/12/18 11:27:04 AM
#82:


We're now entering the "Daniel was the REAL bully of Karate Kid!" territory. This is just silly.
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CapnMuffin
05/12/18 11:28:43 AM
#83:


EverDownward posted...
We're now entering the "Daniel was the REAL bully of Karate Kid!" territory. This is just silly.

My entire life can be a lie because of this.
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NES4EVER
05/12/18 11:31:43 AM
#84:


Sure it can be possible if you completely disregard science and math.
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Wasssup Now
05/12/18 11:33:06 AM
#85:


The flat earth map makes no sense. They claim its equidistant. I don't understand how anyone can buy into flat earth if at this point in the game they can't deliver an accurate to scale map
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Kajagogo
05/12/18 11:39:19 AM
#86:


If the Earth is flat, how come no one has been to the edge yet?
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TheRealDill2000
05/12/18 12:54:16 PM
#87:


Ajenla posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
I do have an engineering degree so I can definitively say your comment here is false. The ideas behind the flat earth make sense if you actually look into them.


You graduated from a university, as in a legit one that has an engineering program and probably a multitude of science courses, but you believe in a flat Earth?

What. The. Fuck.

I accepted that I needed to learn "traditional" concepts in order to get through the program. I didn't have to believe those ideas though. It would be equivalent to an atheist going through religious studies.

What kind of engineering degree?

There's so many, you should specify.

Electrical
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mattnd2007
05/12/18 1:12:43 PM
#88:


Flat Earth is just the biggest troll thread in the world right now.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/12/18 1:44:12 PM
#89:


wdlp posted...
the dumbest thing is that shit they spout about gravity not being real
and how water wants to be level


Water doesn't have the ability to "want" and it doesn't even have an inherently "level" property. If it did, when you fill up any container of water to the brim, the water's surface wouldn't be convex and ever so slightly above the brim... plus it wouldn't form in droplets. This has to be just trolling. No way would they argue against things that are right in front of their faces every day...
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Buzz Killjoy
05/12/18 1:55:16 PM
#90:


toyota posted...
is it really all that ridiculous?


catboy0_0 posted...
it's mind bottling

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masticatingman
05/12/18 1:57:23 PM
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I mean, the earth is a globe. If flat earth theory doesnt literally propagate that the earth is not a globe, then call it something else.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/12/18 2:04:12 PM
#93:


fenderbender321 posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Have flat earthers ever explained why boats disappear over the horizon or exactly why there's a conspiracy to fool people into thinking the world is round?

yeah its because they float so far away they just look like they disappear. like a car driving off into the distance gets smaller, the boat gets so small its invisible

the conspiracy is so that people dont attempt to locate the ice walls and escape this place to the dark continent


What about telescopes? Why can't powerful telescopes see across the world?


I mentioned this earlier and no flat earthers responded :(
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/12/18 2:57:24 PM
#95:


fenderbender321 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Have flat earthers ever explained why boats disappear over the horizon or exactly why there's a conspiracy to fool people into thinking the world is round?

yeah its because they float so far away they just look like they disappear. like a car driving off into the distance gets smaller, the boat gets so small its invisible

the conspiracy is so that people dont attempt to locate the ice walls and escape this place to the dark continent


What about telescopes? Why can't powerful telescopes see across the world?


I mentioned this earlier and no flat earthers responded :(


I saw that. Thought I'd try again and try to ask more directly.

I'm pretty sure telescopes were one of the first obvious clues that the earth was round.


They certainly paved the way. At the very least, they were important in determining that the sun and other planets don't orbit around the earth.
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StickFigures720
05/12/18 3:11:05 PM
#96:


Yes
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Southernfatman
05/12/18 3:15:48 PM
#97:


Well if every government in the world can cooperate to monitor every single area of our vast oceans to keep people from visiting or recording evidence of the great ice walls or the edges of Earth I'm sure there's some weird excuse they can make up for telescopes. I guess the governments collude with telescope makers to create telescopes that make the Earth look round or something like that.
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Complete_Idi0t
05/12/18 4:09:50 PM
#98:


Is Earth the only planet that is flat? I mean you can see features change on Mars as it rotates, you San see the great red spot go across the disc of Jupiter and you can see a bit more of the moon than 50% due to libration too.
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/12/18 7:53:46 PM
#99:


Complete_Idi0t posted...
Is Earth the only planet that is flat? I mean you can see features change on Mars as it rotates, you San see the great red spot go across the disc of Jupiter and you can see a bit more of the moon than 50% due to libration too.

Ysee, apparently the stars and planets are just projections of light and not actually real objects, or something like that.
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