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Bestoffuture 05/15/18 12:52:15 AM #1:	Just a reminder in case you are planning to do that tonight. --- Proud leader of the Peypals Ironic love for Darkel_Low <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:901362004] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>Just a reminder in case you are planning to do that tonight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 05/15/18 12:53:06 AM #2:	Guess I already sinned tonight then --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:901362042] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>Guess I already sinned tonight then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 05/15/18 12:53:20 AM #3:	father, i have sinned like a whole lot <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:901362049] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>father, i have sinned like a whole lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AliceofInsanity 05/15/18 12:54:37 AM #4:	There's no such thing as sin. <cite>AliceofInsanity posted [p:901362092] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>There's no such thing as sin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 05/15/18 12:55:57 AM #5:	ngl the thought of god watching me with a judging gaze is kinda hot --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:901362133] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>ngl the thought of god watching me with a judging gaze is kinda hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 05/15/18 12:56:51 AM #6:	I was headed to Hell before it was even hot. --- https://imgur.com/ZRmeFTM https://imgur.com/AY060V8 <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:901362167] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>I was headed to Hell before it was even hot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 05/15/18 12:57:54 AM #7:	Zack_Attackv1 posted... I was headed to Hell before it was even hot. Ugh you're here too? --- Proud leader of the Peypals Ironic love for Darkel_Low <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:901362204] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted...</cite> <quote>I was headed to Hell before it was even hot.</quote> Ugh you're here too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 05/15/18 12:58:48 AM #8:	--- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:901362236] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/15/18 1:01:54 AM #9:	for every time you don't jerk off I will do it three times --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:901362325] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>for every time you don't jerk off I will do it three times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/15/18 1:01:55 AM #10:	Where does it say its a sin? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901362326] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>Where does it say its a sin?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 05/15/18 1:03:35 AM #11:	I love myself, I want you to love me --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Act now! Venchmen are standing by for your orders! <cite>Medussa posted [p:901362380] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>I love myself, I want you to love me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 05/15/18 1:43:45 AM #12:	Big_Nabendu posted... Where does it say its a sin? Theres a story about a dude who was supposed to knock up his sister-in-law cause his bro died and he said he "would rather spill my seed on the ground." Which peeps have interpreted as "Masturbation = sinning" since the beginning of time. Also, the whole Lust thing. --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:901363532] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Where does it say its a sin?</quote> Theres a story about a dude who was supposed to knock up his sister-in-law cause his bro died and he said he "would rather spill my seed on the ground." Which peeps have interpreted as "Masturbation = sinning" since the beginning of time. Also, the whole Lust thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/15/18 2:18:35 AM #13:	You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901364506] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 05/15/18 2:20:38 AM #14:	what if you don't touch yourself but instead have filthy gay sex? --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:901364560] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>what if you don't touch yourself but instead have filthy gay sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 05/15/18 2:30:39 AM #15:	Big_Nabendu posted... You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother. Exactly. In a way, you could say his "sin" was pulling out. So always finish inside, guys, it's what God wants. --- "Shut your filthy whore mouth."- AB "But if I shut my filthy whore mouth, I can't use it to be a filthy whore. Does not compute." - TashaMK <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:901364816] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother.</quote> Exactly. In a way, you could say his "sin" was pulling out. So always finish inside, guys, it's what God wants.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 05/15/18 2:45:06 AM #16:	Big_Nabendu posted... You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother. I didn't say it was about pleasing yourself, I said the church says it is. --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:901365160] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>You talking about Onan? That has nothing to do with pleasuring yourself. The sin of Onan was his greedy, selfish refusal to sire a son on behalf of his brother.</quote> I didn't say it was about pleasing yourself, I said the church says it is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/15/18 3:14:54 AM #17:	Catholic church also said at one point that beavers were fish and you could eat them on Friday during Lent. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901365917] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>Catholic church also said at one point that beavers were fish and you could eat them on Friday during Lent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 05/15/18 5:17:16 AM #18:	As the meme says: "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So please, think of the kittens." --- "Shut your filthy whore mouth."- AB "But if I shut my filthy whore mouth, I can't use it to be a filthy whore. Does not compute." - TashaMK <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:901368041] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>As the meme says: "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So please, think of the kittens."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 05/15/18 6:58:45 PM #19:	Big_Nabendu posted... Catholic church also said at one point that beavers were fish and you could eat them on Friday during Lent. Beavers sometimes smells like fish... --- Proud leader of the Peypals Ironic love for Darkel_Low <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:901403943] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Catholic church also said at one point that beavers were fish and you could eat them on Friday during Lent.</quote> Beavers sometimes smells like fish...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 05/15/18 11:20:33 PM #20:	Bump for tonight --- Proud leader of the Peypals Ironic love for Darkel_Low <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:901417978] in Touching y... [t:76608705]...</cite> <quote>Bump for tonight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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