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Key
05/23/18 12:28:30 PM
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Their abdomen rips open. Man what a way to go

https://www.orkin.com/stinging-pests/bees/mechanics-of-honey-bee-mating/
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Darkman124
05/23/18 12:33:47 PM
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dont forget that drones literally do nothing else their entire lifespan (which is about 10x longer than workers')
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Sayoria
05/23/18 12:34:18 PM
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Maybe they should try ejaculating into a male queen bee instead so they don't die.
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voldothegr8
05/23/18 12:34:37 PM
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Doesn't matter, had sex
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snesmaster40
05/23/18 12:34:53 PM
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Damnit. Now I have Huey Lewis and the News stuck in my head.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/23/18 12:36:16 PM
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so you have to choose between a life without sex and an agonizing death? tough call
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HylianFox
05/23/18 12:36:44 PM
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as opposed to a male queen bee
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/23/18 12:40:42 PM
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Do they pull out the rest of the time or are they having sex one time and then dying? Because fuck dying after only having sex one time, I would much rather save that until Im old and crusty.
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HylianFox
05/23/18 12:42:36 PM
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Bees also die after stinging, which is why they usually don't unless they really really have to

Unlike wasps, fuck wasps
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RchHomieQuanChi
05/23/18 12:43:07 PM
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Death by snu snu
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DrizztLink
05/23/18 12:43:13 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Bees also die after stinging, which is why they usually don't unless they really really have to

Unlike wasps, fuck wasps

Can wasps bone multiple times too?
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HylianFox
05/23/18 12:43:40 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Can wasps bone multiple times too?

I see far more wasps than bees, you tell me
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Darkman124
05/23/18 12:45:16 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
HylianFox posted...
Bees also die after stinging, which is why they usually don't unless they really really have to

Unlike wasps, fuck wasps

Can wasps bone multiple times too?


idk but this is always worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M" data-time="

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/23/18 12:48:01 PM
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female praying mantis' literally eat the males while they're fuckin'
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teepan95
05/23/18 12:59:18 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
female praying mantis' literally eat the males while they're fuckin'

that's my fetish
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spanky1
05/23/18 1:09:29 PM
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*sighs* Now I have bee envy.
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DrizztLink
05/23/18 1:10:53 PM
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BloodyNate
05/23/18 1:26:13 PM
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teepan95 posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
female praying mantis' literally eat the males while they're fuckin'

that's my fetish


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bloodydeath0
05/23/18 1:32:31 PM
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mm bee pussy XO
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Were_Wyrm
05/23/18 1:36:02 PM
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The average bee is unfuckable

The average queen gets blasted by limitless drone dick.
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Guy_Fieri
05/23/18 1:36:41 PM
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This gives whole new meaning to the term honey nut cheerios
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closetkpopfan
05/23/18 1:37:28 PM
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Article says some survive but they're basically banished from the hive if they do because they served their purpose. So either die after sex or have sex and die on your own miserably somewhere else probably.
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Touchdown Boy
05/23/18 1:52:21 PM
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Biology is cruel really. Males are entirely disposable, and no individual has any worth at all but to serve the preservation of their kind at any cost.
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apple1986
05/23/18 1:54:41 PM
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Today you learned; male honey bees get more sex than 90% of CE.
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Dagon_0
05/23/18 1:59:32 PM
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So they fly around with the queen then, after one drone busts he dies and falls off the queen but his dick rips off, the next drone has to pull the previous drones dick out and restarts the process.

Did i read that right, man thats fucked.
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apple1986
05/23/18 2:07:06 PM
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apple1986 posted...
Today you learned; male honey bees get more sex than 90% of CE.

Wait, no, we learned that 90% of CE wish they were a male honey bee.
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Drpooplol
05/23/18 4:56:54 PM
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@Darkman124 posted...
dont forget that drones literally do nothing else their entire lifespan (which is about 10x longer than workers')

the worker bees kick their asses out in the winter

Also I'm a former beekeeper and come from a line of 2 generations of beekeepers on both sides of the family AMA
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apple1986
05/23/18 5:03:40 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
@Darkman124 posted...
dont forget that drones literally do nothing else their entire lifespan (which is about 10x longer than workers')

the worker bees kick their asses out in the winter

Also I'm a former beekeeper and come from a line of 2 generations of beekeepers on both sides of the family AMA


Are you a beekeeper and do you come from a line of 2 generations of beekeepers on both sides of the family?
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Drpooplol
05/23/18 5:05:14 PM
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No I'm not. I stopped when I became allergic
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DrizztLink
05/23/18 5:47:56 PM
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Key
05/23/18 6:46:58 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
teepan95 posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
female praying mantis' literally eat the males while they're fuckin'

that's my fetish


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/95/ba/5c95bad7fce8361bb85d87a94c99bc08.jpg

I googled the movie and read the plot. What the fuck...
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kuwab0
05/23/18 6:48:11 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
This gives whole new meaning to the term honey nut cheerios

https://imgur.com/82SemRc
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