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Sayoria 05/24/18 10:02:03 PM #1:	So I have openings for the following: Rival: Someone who hates me. Like, really hates me on here. Lover: Man or woman, must commit to no sex ever. Bestie: Must be white, because look at my username. I am that one racist here on CE that craves attention. Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip. Pet: Must be a doge of some sort. Tailor: My fursuit falls apart sometimes. I need someone who can fix it. Chef: Someone who can cook an amazing well done steak. Fiduciary: I suck with money. I'll give you my bank account pin, routing number and checking number. Make magic happen. Surgeon: I want to be Japanese, so please make me look Japanese please. And change my language box in my throat so I can speak it too. I hate knowing English. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901938653] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>So I have openings for the following: Rival: Someone who hates me. Like, really hates me on here. Lover: Man or woman, must commit to no sex ever. Bestie: Must be white, because look at my username. I am that one racist here on CE that craves attention. Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip. Pet: Must be a doge of some sort. Tailor: My fursuit falls apart sometimes. I need someone who can fix it. Chef: Someone who can cook an amazing well done steak. Fiduciary: I suck with money. I'll give you my bank account pin, routing number and checking number. Make magic happen. Surgeon: I want to be Japanese, so please make me look Japanese please. And change my language box in my throat so I can speak it too. I hate knowing English.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/24/18 10:02:38 PM #2:	I call rival --- Stab wounds and now shorty you know that you hate love <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901938695] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I call rival</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:04:52 PM #3:	ErrorCrX posted... I call rival Well, bad job so far. I need to see what you can bring to the table. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901938824] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>I call rival</quote> Well, bad job so far. I need to see what you can bring to the table.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/24/18 10:05:29 PM #4:	I got chef, considering my username is food related --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901938856] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I got chef, considering my username is food related</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan 05/24/18 10:05:44 PM #5:	I have no interest in working for the likes of you. <cite>FairyLeviathan posted [p:901938868] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I have no interest in working for the likes of you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:06:52 PM #6:	Muffinz0rz posted... I got chef, considering my username is food related Can you fuck up a steak well enough? --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901938925] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I got chef, considering my username is food related</quote> Can you fuck up a steak well enough?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/24/18 10:06:56 PM #7:	:/ actually thought this was gonna be real since you work in software dev iirc --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:901938929] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>:/ actually thought this was gonna be real since you work in software dev iirc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 05/24/18 10:09:17 PM #8:	Sayoria posted... Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip. I love gossip but I'm not Asian can I still do it --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:901939067] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip.</quote> I love gossip but I'm not Asian can I still do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:09:44 PM #9:	TeaMilk posted... :/ actually thought this was gonna be real since you work in software dev iirc Huh? No I don't. I work for a bus company, but leaving on Sunday. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901939088] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>:/ actually thought this was gonna be real since you work in software dev iirc</quote> Huh? No I don't. I work for a bus company, but leaving on Sunday.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:10:08 PM #10:	Doom_Art posted... Sayoria posted... Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip. I love gossip but I'm not Asian can I still do it Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901939116] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Manicurist: Must be Asian and must have a lot of gossip.</quote> I love gossip but I'm not Asian can I still do it</quote> Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 05/24/18 10:10:45 PM #11:	Get a fucking life and shut the fuck up --- If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all. <cite>muchdran posted [p:901939146] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>Get a fucking life and shut the fuck up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 05/24/18 10:11:35 PM #12:	@Deadpool_18 has lover covered --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:901939197] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>@Deadpool_18 has lover covered</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 05/24/18 10:11:52 PM #13:	Sayoria posted... Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry. :'( --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:901939214] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry.</quote> :'(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/24/18 10:12:41 PM #14:	Sayoria posted... ErrorCrX posted... I call rival Well, bad job so far. I need to see what you can bring to the table. Oh my god look at this clown shitposting here to get us stuck in his little roleplay. Go find something better to do with your life. --- Stab wounds and now shorty you know that you hate love <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901939250] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>I call rival</quote> Well, bad job so far. I need to see what you can bring to the table.</quote> Oh my god look at this clown shitposting here to get us stuck in his little roleplay. Go find something better to do with your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 05/24/18 10:17:53 PM #16:	muchdran posted... Get a fucking life and shut the fuck up Ohh, someone's running strong for rival. Blue_Inigo posted... @Deadpool_18 has lover covered See, it wouldn't work. He wants sex with me. Doom_Art posted... Sayoria posted... Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry. :'( I'm sorry. ;____; ErrorCrX posted... Oh my god look at this clown shitposting here to get us stuck in his little roleplay. Go find something better to do with your life. I dunno. Doesn't sound as serious as the guy above. Zurkon posted... Chef is the only thing I qualify for. I can grill/bbq and I can cook Mexican food, thats really it though. But you need to know how to cook a steak all the way through with absolutely no pink. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901939531] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>muchdran posted...</cite> <quote>Get a fucking life and shut the fuck up</quote> Ohh, someone's running strong for rival. <cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote>@Deadpool_18 has lover covered</quote> See, it wouldn't work. He wants sex with me. <cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Nah, this works in with my racism. Sorry.</quote> :'(</quote> I'm sorry. ;____; <cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote> Oh my god look at this clown shitposting here to get us stuck in his little roleplay. Go find something better to do with your life.</quote> I dunno. Doesn't sound as serious as the guy above. <cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote>Chef is the only thing I qualify for. I can grill/bbq and I can cook Mexican food, thats really it though.</quote> But you need to know how to cook a steak all the way through with absolutely no pink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpennys_cat 05/24/18 10:20:11 PM #18:	Sayoria posted... Pet: Must be a doge of some sort. Discrimination! --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #DontStabMe #KittyPryde #HatersGonnaHate \| #VoteYesOnPikaBan <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:901939640] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Pet: Must be a doge of some sort.</quote> Discrimination! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 05/24/18 10:20:46 PM #19:	I was gonna pick lover but you said no sex ever and that finish doesn't work for me --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMeQpu9-sg <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:901939665] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna pick lover but you said no sex ever and that finish doesn't work for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 05/24/18 10:23:31 PM #20:	I might be able to do bestie, I mean who else will I be able to share my conservative points of view with due to my certain cultural upbringing. I do warn you, I am un dependable by employment. <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:901939812] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I might be able to do bestie, I mean who else will I be able to share my conservative points of view with due to my certain cultural upbringing. I do warn you, I am un dependable by employment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:28:43 PM #21:	Zurkon posted... Sayoria posted... But you need to know how to cook a steak all the way through with absolutely no pink. I can microwave a well done steak like no other Damn. That's skill. When can you start? jpennys_cat posted... Sayoria posted... Pet: Must be a doge of some sort. Discrimination! Well, I mean. You are already JPenny's cat though. Vyrulisse posted... I was gonna pick lover but you said no sex ever and that finish doesn't work for me Yeah. I need purity Vy. You know me. I am the most innocent person on this site. Kissed by an angel! lincoln002 posted... I might be able to do bestie, I mean who else will I be able to share my conservative points of view with due to my certain cultural upbringing. I do warn you, I am un dependable by employment. Damn it, I need dependability. :/ I'm not not paying you for nothing ya know! --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901940067] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>But you need to know how to cook a steak all the way through with absolutely no pink.</quote> I can microwave a well done steak like no other</quote> Damn. That's skill. When can you start? <cite>jpennys_cat posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>Pet: Must be a doge of some sort.</quote> Discrimination! </quote> Well, I mean. You are already JPenny's cat though. <cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>I was gonna pick lover but you said no sex ever and that finish doesn't work for me</quote> Yeah. I need purity Vy. You know me. I am the most innocent person on this site. Kissed by an angel! <cite>lincoln002 posted...</cite> <quote>I might be able to do bestie, I mean who else will I be able to share my conservative points of view with due to my certain cultural upbringing. I do warn you, I am un dependable by employment.</quote> Damn it, I need dependability. :/ I'm not not paying you for nothing ya know!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AreteWastrel 05/24/18 10:29:24 PM #22:	Can I be your mistress? <cite>AreteWastrel posted [p:901940103] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>Can I be your mistress?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:29:48 PM #23:	AreteWastrel posted... Can I be your mistress? Not looking for a mistress right now. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901940134] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>AreteWastrel posted...</cite> <quote>Can I be your mistress?</quote> Not looking for a mistress right now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 05/24/18 10:33:33 PM #24:	Obviously my seniority entitles me to a position but I'm not sure which one --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:901940359] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>Obviously my seniority entitles me to a position but I'm not sure which one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 10:36:32 PM #26:	Are all the positions filled? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901940526] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>Are all the positions filled?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:37:14 PM #27:	glitteringfairy posted... Obviously my seniority entitles me to a position but I'm not sure which one Well, you need to really prove yourself for a position. What do you have to offer? Goats posted... So you'll take a doge but not a goat. That's racist. Well, you are goats. I only want one pet, not multiple. :/ --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901940574] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Obviously my seniority entitles me to a position but I'm not sure which one </quote> Well, you need to really prove yourself for a position. What do you have to offer? <cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>So you'll take a doge but not a goat. That's racist.</quote> Well, you are goats. I only want one pet, not multiple. :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:37:26 PM #28:	Big_Nabendu posted... Are all the positions filled? Only chef! --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901940581] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Are all the positions filled?</quote> Only chef!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 05/24/18 10:39:13 PM #29:	I can deed so fast I can reverse the rotation of the Earth. Surely you've got a need for something like that --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:901940678] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I can deed so fast I can reverse the rotation of the Earth. Surely you've got a need for something like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:43:30 PM #30:	glitteringfairy posted... I can deed so fast I can reverse the rotation of the Earth. Surely you've got a need for something like that Hmm. Chef is taken. I will have to get back to you on that. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901940903] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>I can deed so fast I can reverse the rotation of the Earth. Surely you've got a need for something like that</quote> Hmm. Chef is taken. I will have to get back to you on that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 10:51:22 PM #31:	I can apply for bestie Look at my avatar pic I must be white! --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901941313] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I can apply for bestie Look at my avatar pic I must be white!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:52:17 PM #32:	Big_Nabendu posted... I can apply for bestie Look at my avatar pic I must be white! Your account name is suspicious..... But all the white!.......Hmmmm......... --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901941358] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>I can apply for bestie Look at my avatar pic I must be white!</quote> Your account name is suspicious..... But all the white!.......Hmmmm.........</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 10:55:04 PM #33:	My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!! --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901941489] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 10:56:37 PM #34:	Big_Nabendu posted... My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!! Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN? --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901941570] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!!</quote> Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 10:58:43 PM #35:	Sayoria posted... Big_Nabendu posted... My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!! Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN? Oh shit Fried chicken Lobster Crab Sherbert Boudin/cracklin --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901941690] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!!</quote> Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN?</quote> Oh shit Fried chicken Lobster Crab Sherbert Boudin/cracklin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 11:15:02 PM #36:	Big_Nabendu posted... Sayoria posted... Big_Nabendu posted... My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!! Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN? Oh shit Fried chicken Lobster Crab Sherbert Boudin/cracklin Busted. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901942460] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>My name is Ben is Hindi But I'm white I promise Add me bestie!!!</quote> Ben is a super white name. What are your top five foods, BEN?</quote> Oh shit Fried chicken Lobster Crab Sherbert Boudin/cracklin</quote> Busted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 11:21:10 PM #37:	I'm from the south tho..... --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901942800] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>I'm from the south tho.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/24/18 11:24:23 PM #38:	Big_Nabendu posted... I'm from the south tho..... Favorite top three singers. GO! --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901942961] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>I'm from the south tho.....</quote> Favorite top three singers. GO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/24/18 11:31:11 PM #39:	Harrison Lynne Morrison --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901943362] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote>Harrison Lynne Morrison</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
8-BitBiscuits 05/26/18 4:09:44 PM #40:	Muffinz0rz posted... I got chef, considering my username is food related Yes! Cook us something good. Also, what a coincidence, my username is also food-related :)... you can do the cooking though. <cite>8-BitBiscuits posted [p:902026494] in I have a f... [t:76640716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I got chef, considering my username is food related</quote> Yes! Cook us something good. Also, what a coincidence, my username is also food-related :)... you can do the cooking though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I have a few jobs open for CE residents. Apply within. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > I have a few jobs open for CE residents. Apply within.