Current Events > Are black churches as fun as they look on TV and in movies?

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G-Ziss 05/25/18 7:32:03 PM #1:	TV and movies make it look so fun and festive, like a celebration. White churches are so boring. A typical mass at a white church is essentially no different than a funeral. It's depressing. <cite>G-Ziss posted [p:901987030] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>TV and movies make it look so fun and festive, like a celebration. White churches are so boring. A typical mass at a white church is essentially no different than a funeral. It's depressing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/25/18 7:33:56 PM #2:	White church: Thank you Jesus for allowing all us to be here today Black church: Thank you Jesus for allowing all us to be here today. Ya'll catch Power last nite?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:901987122] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>White church: Thank you Jesus for allowing all us to be here today Black church: Thank you Jesus for allowing all us to be here today. Ya'll catch Power last nite?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
silentwing26x 05/25/18 7:34:01 PM #3:	wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in <cite>silentwing26x posted [p:901987128] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sahara_Sarah 05/25/18 7:34:37 PM #4:	Yes. <cite>Sahara_Sarah posted [p:901987155] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/25/18 7:35:21 PM #5:	Some are. At least for me interdenominational are the best. silentwing26x posted... wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in Damn I got cut on that edge . --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:901987182] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Some are. At least for me interdenominational are the best. <cite>silentwing26x posted...</cite> <quote>wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in</quote> Damn I got cut on that edge .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 05/25/18 7:41:53 PM #6:	No. They're hot and sweaty, the clothes are uncomfortable and the preacher dragged everyone the fuck out here at 8 PM on a Wednesday for no GD reason, and now it's fucking midnight, and he still won't step off the damn podium. Oh Shit! Is Ms Davis having a stroke? No? She's just been overcome by the Holy Spirit again? Thanks for giving me a heart attack, sis. Oh, this was all just a warm up for the next speaker and you've got a choir performance planned? And then we're doing the laying on hands thing? I N T E R E S T I N G I swear to fuckn' god, I think I'm going to have to dry clean this shirt before I can wear it again. And read the room. Is anyone here enjoying this, excepting Ms. Davis. EDIT: It's not a total wash. As a closeted gay boy attending my grandfather's church, I liked the hats because those were ornate, pretty, and they eclipsed the sun when you needed shade, and I liked grape juice because I had no allowance with which to buy my own. And that's it. --- Ignorance is a choice https://imgtc.com/i/7UnK3hx.jpg <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:901987503] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>No. They're hot and sweaty, the clothes are uncomfortable and the preacher dragged everyone the fuck out here at 8 PM on a Wednesday for no GD reason, and now it's fucking midnight, and he still won't step off the damn podium. Oh Shit! Is Ms Davis having a stroke? No? She's just been overcome by the Holy Spirit again? Thanks for giving me a heart attack, sis. Oh, this was all just a warm up for the next speaker and you've got a choir performance planned? And then we're doing the laying on hands thing? I N T E R E S T I N G I swear to fuckn' god, I think I'm going to have to dry clean this shirt before I can wear it again. And read the room. Is anyone here enjoying this, excepting Ms. Davis. EDIT: It's not a total wash. As a closeted gay boy attending my grandfather's church, I liked the hats because those were ornate, pretty, and they eclipsed the sun when you needed shade, and I liked grape juice because I had no allowance with which to buy my own. And that's it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 05/25/18 7:43:08 PM #7:	It can be...an experience lol --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:901987550] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>It can be...an experience lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 05/25/18 7:48:08 PM #8:	silentwing26x posted... wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in tips fedora --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15008 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:901987782] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>silentwing26x posted...</cite> <quote>wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in</quote> tips fedora</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rebel_Patriot 05/25/18 7:56:42 PM #9:	None are as fun as Slayer Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261Vw" data-time=" --- Horses?! We can't afford t'lose no horses! <cite>Rebel_Patriot posted [p:901988149] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>None are as fun as Slayer Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261Vw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/25/18 8:00:42 PM #10:	silentwing26x posted... wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in O God, the everlasting Creator of all things, remember that the soul of silentwing26x was made by Thee and formed in Thine own image and likeness. Remember that Jesus, Thy Son, endured a most bitter death for their salvation. Permit not, I beseech Thee, O Lord, that Thy Son should be any longer despised by silentwing26x, but do Thou graciously accept the prayers of holy men and of the Church, the Spouse of Thy most holy Son, and be mindful of Thy mercy. Forget his idolatry and unbelief, and grant that silentwing26x too may some day know Him whom Thou hast sent, even the Lord Jesus Christ, who is our Salvation, our Life and Resurrection, by whom we have been saved and delivered, to whom be glory for endless ages. Amen. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:901988331] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>silentwing26x posted...</cite> <quote>wasting time on a delusion isn't fun regardless which setting you do it in</quote> O God, the everlasting Creator of all things, remember that the soul of silentwing26x was made by Thee and formed in Thine own image and likeness. Remember that Jesus, Thy Son, endured a most bitter death for their salvation. Permit not, I beseech Thee, O Lord, that Thy Son should be any longer despised by silentwing26x, but do Thou graciously accept the prayers of holy men and of the Church, the Spouse of Thy most holy Son, and be mindful of Thy mercy. Forget his idolatry and unbelief, and grant that silentwing26x too may some day know Him whom Thou hast sent, even the Lord Jesus Christ, who is our Salvation, our Life and Resurrection, by whom we have been saved and delivered, to whom be glory for endless ages. Amen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/25/18 8:01:32 PM #11:	Couldn't say, only attended a funeral service. --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:901988365] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't say, only attended a funeral service.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/25/18 8:04:40 PM #12:	I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time=" --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901988489] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/25/18 8:07:24 PM #13:	Rebel_Patriot posted... None are as fun as Slayer Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261Vw" data-time=" that...was amazing --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:901988586] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rebel_Patriot posted...</cite> <quote>None are as fun as Slayer Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261Vw" data-time="</quote> that...was amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 05/25/18 8:08:05 PM #14:	Yes, but don't expect to leave for a few hours at least if you're trying to stay through the whole service. --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:901988609] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Yes, but don't expect to leave for a few hours at least if you're trying to stay through the whole service.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/25/18 8:09:20 PM #15:	CableZL posted... Yes, but don't expect to leave for a few hours at least if you're trying to stay through the whole service. Early Service, they have to get you out in order to get the next service set up. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:901988663] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>Yes, but don't expect to leave for a few hours at least if you're trying to stay through the whole service.</quote> Early Service, they have to get you out in order to get the next service set up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
silentwing26x 05/25/18 8:10:59 PM #16:	Sayoria posted... I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time=" lol <cite>silentwing26x posted [p:901988722] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time="</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sahara_Sarah 05/25/18 8:27:29 PM #17:	Sayoria posted... I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time=" <cite>Sahara_Sarah posted [p:901989368] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>I wanna go to this one. It looks so fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A" data-time="</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/27/18 1:31:16 AM #18:	Just earlier I was chatting with an acquaintance and we heard some live music blasting from the next street over, which is pretty standard here on the weekends. "It's probably one of those churches." "Which one? There are like 7 on that street." "Oh, it's probably it's the black church." A few minutes after he left he texts and says,"I was right. They're having a huge party." --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:902050941] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Just earlier I was chatting with an acquaintance and we heard some live music blasting from the next street over, which is pretty standard here on the weekends. "It's probably one of those churches." "Which one? There are like 7 on that street." "Oh, it's probably it's the black church." A few minutes after he left he texts and says,"I was right. They're having a huge party."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Photachyon2 05/27/18 1:40:15 AM #19:	I guess you lot need more material for minstrel shows. --- Switch FC: SW-6575-3453-8117 <cite>Photachyon2 posted [p:902051274] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>I guess you lot need more material for minstrel shows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/27/18 1:41:24 AM #20:	Black Pope Iseem likes to party. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:902051334] in Are black ... [t:76643521]...</cite> <quote>Black Pope Iseem likes to party.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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