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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 10:42:00 PM
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We',re bothe drunkm at comp party They're like high B cups but they're so perky. And she knews it too. cuz she jokes about how I'm a boob manm Then she spanked me in the butt by surprise and it felt weird but it was kinda hot and I'm glad I felt violated lol Oh well, there's plenty of boobs in the sea as they say.
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Patchwork
05/25/18 10:43:05 PM
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Show us on the doll where she touched you
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Romulox28
05/25/18 10:43:54 PM
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Lesbians are just girls that havent experienced Neon yet
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Duncanwii
05/25/18 10:44:44 PM
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Are you sure she's not Bi? Sounds like she might be into you.
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Balrog0
05/25/18 10:44:52 PM
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um
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Tappor
05/25/18 10:45:24 PM
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Please do not do that
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 10:47:47 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Are you sure she's not Bi? Sounds like she might be into you.

used to be bii but went full girl paragon on thr spectrum
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Cilolntro
05/25/18 10:51:20 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Are you sure she's not Bi? Sounds like she might be into you.

Plenty of gay guys slap their girl friend's asses. Doesnt mean they are bi.
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:00:13 PM
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Tappor posted...
Please do not do that

Do what? Get my ass slaped? Bitch I get spanked by who I want to get spanked by! 8ts my body and I need it now
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Tappor
05/25/18 11:05:50 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Tappor posted...
Please do not do that

Do what? Get my ass slaped? Bitch I get spanked by who I want to get spanked by! 8ts my body and I need it now

Please do not feel violated
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:06:23 PM
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Offworlder1
05/25/18 11:06:59 PM
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You could be the man who makes her bisexual again, give it your best shot and see what happens.
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:08:07 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
Pinch her boobs back.

She passed out drunk on a seat. It's over.

But I got to bandage another chicks leg cuz she cut herself on a metal wire and I'm a trained professional. Alpha as fuck yo
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Terra-enforcer
05/25/18 11:11:40 PM
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Someone stop this man before he does something he regrets lol
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Tappor
05/25/18 11:13:44 PM
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crime in progress
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:14:00 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
Become a boob AND leg man.

Real talk boobs > legs > ass
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dib153
05/25/18 11:15:17 PM
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Suave af
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rh000001
05/25/18 11:15:53 PM
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inb4 OP gets fired
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OwlRammer
05/25/18 11:17:04 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Highwind07 posted...
Pinch her boobs back.

She passed out drunk on a seat. It's over.

But I got to bandage another chicks leg cuz she cut herself on a metal wire and I'm a trained professional. Alpha as fuck yo

did you suck out the poison with your mouth?
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:17:18 PM
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Tappor posted...
crime in progress

my innocence being spanked?
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:18:03 PM
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rh000001 posted...
inb4 OP gets fired

My bosses are plastwred with me lawl
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Terra-enforcer
05/25/18 11:18:10 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Highwind07 posted...
Become a boob AND leg man.

Real talk boobs > legs > ass

literally objectively the reverse of the truth
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Tappor
05/25/18 11:18:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Tappor posted...
crime in progress

my innocence being spanked?

Yes. Do NOT let females sexually harass you! Report this crime immediately.
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:21:20 PM
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I like gettinf my ass slapped tho. Reporting a lesbian for that would be pretty gay, bruh.
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:39:26 PM
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Oh shit I forgot she dated a transwoman last year. I'll justsa yI'm trans and then rail her. But then right after I'm donwe rawdogging and finish, I'll blurt out "Psyche! I'm actually a straight male trolololol"

Perfect plan no flaws! Fuck it!
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AlCalavicci
05/25/18 11:43:12 PM
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How you getting home bro?
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Offworlder1
05/25/18 11:47:23 PM
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Careful bro, you don't need her trying to throw false rape charges on you if you lie about being trans.

That "MeToo" shit is not worth the hassle.
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NeonOctopus
05/25/18 11:55:18 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
How you getting home bro?

Ehn someone will drive me
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