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pinky0926 05/28/18 2:56:37 PM #1: |
- wake up to a beautiful sunshiney cold morning
- put the kettle on for a spot of tea - Pop the BBC on. No shootings today as expected. Happy that the news being delivered to me is mostly accurate and without sponsor or vested interest - Pop out the door - get into my sensible sized fuel efficient vehicle with a manual transmission easy to service and control - Take the second exit on the roundabout, knowing it is the most efficient and safe way to connect 4 intersections - Stop at the cafe nearby work. It's already been about 20 minutes since my last tea - Queue in an orderly fashion. Everyone is silent and patient and orders normal things like "coffee" and "tea" and not "double soy mocha latte cino with no froff" - Get into work eventually. Say "it's a bit drizzly" outside in spite of obviously apparent torrential downpour outside. "Yes a bit" someone replies without looking up from their monitor - Cut my hand at the office. "I need to take time off work", I say to my line manager. "No problem" says my boss, "in this country you can take time off more or less whenever for any reason you need so long as you're sensible." - Go straight to the ER. "How much will it be?" I say, already knowing the answer. "Nothing", the helpful (if a bit brusque) nurse replies - Colleague makes me a tea when I get back to work 4 hours later and even offers a jammy dodger on the side. Clear show of sympathy - pop into the shops on the way home. Buy my alcohol at the same place as my food - decide a bit of lasagna from the frozen food section and some rocket on the side for a healthy option today - rocket is the real name for arugula - take note that the price on the pricetag is the actual price I will pay at the till without having to do some mental maths - leave shops. Lads singing an unintelligible song across the street at the chippy, probably about football (the one with the round ball) - drive home listening to radio DJs I can't stand. Mumble a bit about taxes to myself with no one around to hear it - Gosh it's warm out (10C, 50F) - Arrive home, still light out - double helpings of lasagna, don't touch the rocket - pop the telly on again. Watch season 2 of The Real Office, the show that ended when it was supposed to and not 7 seasons later than it should have - Go to bed - still light out --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 05/28/18 2:58:27 PM #2: |
+1
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Funkydog 05/28/18 3:11:16 PM #3: |
pinky0926 posted...
arugula Wait, wait, wait. That's not just some weird name from the SLAMMING topics? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 05/28/18 3:13:48 PM #4: |
Be reverse-colonized because of helping France out a couple of times :P
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pinky0926 05/28/18 3:16:35 PM #6: |
Funkydog posted...
pinky0926 posted...arugula They honestly do It's a word I'd never heard before and yet I know they're saying it wrong anyway --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 05/28/18 3:23:06 PM #7: |
Is a jammy dodger some weird sexual thing
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bover_87 05/28/18 3:23:22 PM #8: |
Scotland having light all night is more a factor of being that far north than being the UK generally.
But yes I do find the UK enjoyable. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Combo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/28/18 3:23:34 PM #9: |
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pinky0926 05/28/18 3:26:24 PM #10: |
Funkydog posted...
Cornmuffins posted...Is a jammy dodger some weird sexual thing Do you stick your tongue in the middle and lick the red bit I bet you do you naughty bitch --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/28/18 3:28:56 PM #11: |
pinky0926 posted...
Funkydog posted...Cornmuffins posted...Is a jammy dodger some weird sexual thing Oh pinky, you swine. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 05/28/18 3:32:41 PM #12: |
-Vote for Brexit, Britain for the Bretons!
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luigi13579 05/28/18 3:34:51 PM #13: |
Kazi1212 posted...
-Vote for Brexit, Britain for the Bretons! ![]() ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/28/18 3:36:05 PM #15: |
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
pinky0926 posted...- wake up to a beautiful sunshiney cold morning Clearly you aren't British then. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bover_87 05/28/18 3:38:09 PM #16: |
Funkydog posted...
Ex-Kefiroth posted...pinky0926 posted...- wake up to a beautiful sunshiney cold morning I think he means the general lack of sunshine in the UK. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Combo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 05/28/18 3:38:35 PM #17: |
Remember the fact that the British Empire controlled half the world is now reduced to a small Island.
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luigi13579 05/28/18 3:39:20 PM #18: |
bover_87 posted...
I think he means the general lack of sunshine in the UK. We can get all 4 seasons in the one day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/28/18 3:39:42 PM #19: |
bover_87 posted...
Funkydog posted...Ex-Kefiroth posted...pinky0926 posted...- wake up to a beautiful sunshiney cold morning My point remains if you think we don't have cold days with sunshine. Can be pretty common in the winter months. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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silentwing26x 05/28/18 3:53:01 PM #20: |
did TC mention anything about how UK salaries are pitifully low and how rent takes up way more of their rent than in most of America?
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prince_leo 05/28/18 4:30:04 PM #21: |
don't make me want to go back pinky
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Gafemage 05/28/18 5:34:06 PM #22: |
pinky0926 posted...
- rocket is the real name for arugula Man I was mostly kidding around with that other topic but I am actually offended by this one, wtf pinky0926 posted... - wake up to a beautiful sunshiney cold morning Anyone who likes cold, sunny days most likely hasn't experienced a Minnesota one. there's a fish & chips place here in the cities that has it on the menu, but i've never gotten it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 05/28/18 5:37:10 PM #23: |
Funkydog posted...
pinky0926 posted...arugula No, I think that dude actually named his imaginary friend after lettuce Weird --- A thousand eyes, and one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 05/28/18 11:09:12 PM #24: |
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gguirao 05/28/18 11:15:13 PM #25: |
*Sips tea.*
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pinky0926 05/29/18 5:05:45 AM #26: |
Gafemage posted...
Gafemage posted... Mushy peas are a polarising thing. Some love, some dislike. I like them, but the precise texture is important. Overall not that interesting but worth a try at least. That's polarising with an "s" incidentally, did you notice --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 05/29/18 5:37:05 AM #27: |
pinky0926 posted...
Mushy peas are a polarising thing. Some love, some dislike. I like them, but the precise texture is important. The place I go to that has them is good, so the textures probably fine there. That's polarising with an "s" incidentally, did you notice --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wdlp 05/29/18 5:39:45 AM #28: |
Go straight to the ER
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l Dudeboy l 05/29/18 5:43:47 AM #29: |
Last time I went to the ER with a broken wrist, I was in and out with a cast in less than 90 mins and didn't pay a penny.
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wdlp 05/29/18 5:49:38 AM #30: |
how often do you break your wrists?
do you just pop in and ask for the usual? --- wdlp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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l Dudeboy l 05/29/18 5:54:26 AM #31: |
Often enough.
Nah, they knew what to do. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oatcakes 05/29/18 5:59:54 AM #32: |
wdlp posted...
how often do you break your wrists? *Walks into A&E* NHS nurse: Say no more --- F.C. Stokalona https://imgur.com/CJ0dPBq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wdlp 05/29/18 6:02:12 AM #33: |
yeah because they get so much practice on you
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 05/29/18 6:06:39 AM #34: |
>be american
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IloveJesus 05/29/18 7:11:33 AM #35: |
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
>be american In what ways are you free that I am not? --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 05/29/18 7:19:22 AM #36: |
IloveJesus posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...>be american hes free for example to buy a kinder egg at the local store... o wait well, hes free to walk down the street without fear of some gun nuts shooting him because of his skin colour... o wait... hold up. at least american internet still has freedom... nevermind... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/29/18 7:33:34 AM #38: |
Forgettable posted...
>watching tv without your tv license what are you on about guv --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ4MegaMawile 05/29/18 7:49:45 AM #39: |
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gatorsPENSbucs 05/29/18 8:03:21 AM #40: |
Sounds like a pretty miserable day.
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IloveJesus 05/29/18 8:19:49 AM #41: |
Forgettable posted...
watching tv without your tv license You realise that only mugs actually have a tv license don't you? --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/29/18 3:18:44 PM #42: |
Lmao I got modded for my naughty b comment @Funkydog
These Americans, so fragile --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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snesmaster40 05/29/18 3:28:00 PM #43: |
You forgot the best part.
- enjoy unlimited internet with no data cap --- A gif of Chocola and Vanilla clapping from Nekopara https://imgur.com/Zu4EnUj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/29/18 4:18:59 PM #44: |
pinky0926 posted...
Lmao I got modded for my naughty b comment @Funkydog Lawl. Can't handle a bit of light banter. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 05/29/18 4:30:47 PM #45: |
DarthAragorn posted...
Funkydog posted...pinky0926 posted...arugula @electricbugs2 lol --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 05/29/18 4:37:27 PM #46: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...Funkydog posted...pinky0926 posted...arugula Ha ha ha --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wdlp 05/29/18 7:55:57 PM #47: |
Have you seen kinder eggs now?
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JE19426 05/29/18 7:56:37 PM #48: |
wdlp posted...
Have you seen kinder eggs now? How so? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wdlp 05/29/18 8:01:55 PM #49: |
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