Current Events > You're dying and the only way to survive is to have sex w/Trump everynight

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Roshon
05/28/18 4:29:58 PM
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You're dying and the only way to save yourself is to have sex w/Trump everynight. Would you do it? - Results (35 votes)
Yes, my life is valuable and I can stomach it.
11.43% (4 votes)
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F*** no. I can't do it. RIP me.
88.57% (31 votes)
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yusiko
05/28/18 4:31:10 PM
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there are worse things than death
sleeping with trump is one of them
i welcome death
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DifferentialEquation
05/28/18 4:32:21 PM
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What's the downside?
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Garioshi
05/28/18 4:33:39 PM
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am i on top or not
what happens if he dies
do i get to choose what type of sex
what constitutes sex
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VandorLee
05/28/18 4:34:56 PM
#5:


Roshon posted...
You're dying

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Antifar
05/28/18 4:36:06 PM
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I don't think Trump knows what sex is
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kin to all that throbs
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deupd_u
05/28/18 4:36:13 PM
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Implying I'm not already dying to do it
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Turbam
05/28/18 4:36:25 PM
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You didn't specify which Trump
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FF_Redux
05/28/18 4:36:35 PM
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Pillowpantz
05/28/18 4:36:36 PM
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tremain07
05/28/18 4:36:40 PM
#12:


I'm dead.
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Spidey5
05/28/18 4:37:22 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/28/18 4:37:40 PM
#14:


DifferentialEquation posted...
What's the downside?


Can describe and the encounter and how it would go? Feel free to be as descriptive as possible, within the boundaries of the ToU of course.
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au_gold
05/28/18 4:38:26 PM
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Can it be Ivanka?
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VTBM
05/28/18 4:38:43 PM
#16:


Turbam posted...
You didn't specify which Trump


Let's assume it's Ivanka.
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Roshon
05/28/18 4:39:08 PM
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Nope its Donald
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BipBapBam
05/28/18 4:41:39 PM
#18:


RIP in peace me
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-Unowninator-
05/28/18 4:44:02 PM
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Does this answer your question? https://imgur.com/k9z8XEt
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MedzXVIII
05/28/18 4:53:20 PM
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We both do not have a vagina. Goodby cruel world.
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gguirao
05/28/18 5:58:52 PM
#21:


Death.
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Offworlder1
05/28/18 6:01:32 PM
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I'm not going quietly into the night, I'll take Trump down before I go.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/28/18 6:14:50 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
@DifferentialEquation posted...
What's the downside?


Can describe and the encounter and how it would go? Feel free to be as descriptive as possible, within the boundaries of the ToU of course.

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UnfairRepresent
05/28/18 6:17:46 PM
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What disturbs me most about all this is at no point did TC say that Trump consents to any of this
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/28/18 6:29:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What disturbs me most about all this is at no point did TC say that Trump consents to any of this


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Cocytus
05/28/18 6:29:52 PM
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I'm not that much in love with life.
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