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chill02
06/02/18 3:14:43 AM
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I run uBlock Origin to deprive GameFAQs from its ad revenue
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Returning_CEmen
06/02/18 3:15:27 AM
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@SBAllen how does that make you feel?
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ForestLogic
06/02/18 3:15:48 AM
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So did I.

Just try and stop me.
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 3:15:50 AM
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at the behest of chill02

@SBAllen
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Burnt_Puke82
06/02/18 3:16:58 AM
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chill02
06/02/18 3:16:58 AM
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The ads don't bother me, really
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nicklebro
06/02/18 3:17:08 AM
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despite the name, TC has no chill.
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chill02
06/02/18 3:18:01 AM
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despite all my rage I still make minimum wage
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EverDownward
06/02/18 3:18:05 AM
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B&
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Rika_Furude
06/02/18 3:23:02 AM
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RE_expert44
06/02/18 3:23:35 AM
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Big_Nabendu
06/02/18 3:26:19 AM
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Wonder how many notifications SBAllen gets?
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chill02
06/02/18 3:26:53 AM
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hopefully all of them
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/02/18 3:42:52 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
close your account chill

Shut the fuck up and close your account, loli
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Rika_Furude
06/02/18 3:44:54 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
06/02/18 4:01:03 AM
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chill02
06/02/18 8:45:59 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
im not the one who lost an account bet lol

no
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Error1355
06/02/18 8:57:51 AM
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woah chill your a madman
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Eevee-Trainer
06/02/18 9:13:31 AM
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The ads on this site are certainly something else

Not with good reason
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DezDroppedFreak
06/02/18 9:14:52 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
im not the one who lost an account bet lol

There was literally never a bet made

If youre referring to what I think youre referring to
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bulletproofvita
06/02/18 9:15:15 AM
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chill02 posted...
despite all my rage I still make minimum wage

Did you just quote the Smashing Pumpkins
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FightingFefnir
06/02/18 9:19:17 AM
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I'm 99.999998% certain he has mentions disabled lol

Goats posted...
The single greatest moment of gamefaqs history that drove me to stop whitelisting it was when SBAllen started complaining about so many people using abdlock like a week after the ads were giving people malware. You can complain about people adblocking and you can hide behind the "We can't control our ads" excuse, it can't really be both hariyama.


Please tell me you have a link
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Rika_Furude
06/02/18 9:34:27 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
im not the one who lost an account bet lol

There was literally never a bet made

If youre referring to what I think youre referring to

oh, so chill02 is just allowed to make false statements and not back them up with either facts or by putting his account on the line?
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Teddytalks
06/02/18 9:36:50 AM
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Someone forgot to get modded for trolling
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chill02
06/02/18 9:37:32 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
im not the one who lost an account bet lol

There was literally never a bet made

If youre referring to what I think youre referring to

oh, so chill02 is just allowed to make false statements and not back them up with either facts or by putting his account on the line?


psychosis

a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality.

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Rika_Furude
06/02/18 9:38:00 AM
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Eevee-Trainer
06/02/18 9:39:16 AM
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Imagine being triggered by chill
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chill02
06/02/18 9:39:43 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
is that what you have?


no, I'm bipolar type 2
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Rika_Furude
06/02/18 9:41:13 AM
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Lathissamus
06/02/18 9:59:04 AM
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Eevee-Trainer
06/02/18 10:00:46 AM
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@chill02

Don't stop
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Lathissamus
06/02/18 10:01:35 AM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
@chill02

Don't stop

No, definitely stop. Also, @Eevee-Trainer, you stop too
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chill02
06/02/18 10:02:08 AM
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Eevee-Trainer
06/02/18 10:02:45 AM
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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad! >:(
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Lathissamus
06/02/18 10:04:12 AM
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chill02
06/02/18 10:04:45 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
Im not joking

well, I am
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Eevee-Trainer
06/02/18 11:24:55 AM
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As am I.
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Cocytus
06/02/18 11:26:09 AM
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I bet he comes here almost every day.
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chill02
06/02/18 11:47:21 AM
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I hope he comes here almost every day
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chill02
06/02/18 11:50:23 AM
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I am going to make this short but sweet: SBAllen denies that he has been hastening the destruction of our civilization. His denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw him ushering in the beginning of a vindictive new era of sciolism. I'd like to see SBAllen spin his way out of that one. Maybe you didn't listen to me the last time I warned you that one of these days, he would incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately. Well, he has. So please listen to me this time when I say that a man is known by the company he keeps. That's why I urge you to consider the Chaucerian panorama of school dropouts in SBAllen's platoon of impolitic stuffed shirts: uncivilized, querimonious fugitives, brain-damaged, jaded dirtbags, and lecherous, stuck-up converts to extremism, to name a few. It's almost as if SBAllen wants us to think that he long ago expressed interest in making widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Recently, I heard him say he still wants to do that. Once a snarky yahoo, always a snarky yahoo, I suppose. The only difference between then and now is the extent to which SBAllen likes to compare his warnings to the venerable documents that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them.

Ceteris paribus, I'd rather have SBAllen force people to act in ways far removed from the natural patterns of human behavior than keep us everlastingly ill at ease. Why? Because SBAllen loves generating drama and conflict. That's why he repeatedly insists that Bourbonism and demagogism are identical concepts. It's also why he believes in shaming my name. There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like SBAllen. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that SBAllen, serving as judge, jury, and executioner, has decreed that black is white and night is day.
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Lunar_Savage
06/02/18 11:50:49 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Member: Your site just gave me a virus that shut down my entire computer!

SBAllen: Did you fill out a feedback form?


Lmao
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DevsBro
06/02/18 11:59:29 AM
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It's always amusing the kinds of things Allen does and doesn't comment on.

You can mention him and sometimes he responds.

But then other times he just kinda shows up out of the blue, lol.

It's almost like the mention had no effect on him. Maybe mods who see topics he might want to see point them out to him.

Which actually kinda makes sense really. And demystifies the whole thing.

Cannot unrealize. :(
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slimfizzle2
06/02/18 12:03:33 PM
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DevsBro posted...
It's always amusing the kinds of things Allen does and doesn't comment on.

You can mention him and sometimes he responds.

But then other times he just kinda shows up out of the blue, lol.

It's almost like the mention had no effect on him. Maybe mods who see topics he might want to see point them out to him.

Which actually kinda makes sense really. And demystifies the whole thing.

Cannot unrealize. :(

Well there was that one topic were the dude couldn't get his close account form to work so me a topic bitching about it. Someone mentioned bacon and he came in and closed the dudes account
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chill02
06/02/18 12:04:15 PM
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please love me
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DevsBro
06/02/18 12:06:26 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
DevsBro posted...
It's always amusing the kinds of things Allen does and doesn't comment on.

You can mention him and sometimes he responds.

But then other times he just kinda shows up out of the blue, lol.

It's almost like the mention had no effect on him. Maybe mods who see topics he might want to see point them out to him.

Which actually kinda makes sense really. And demystifies the whole thing.

Cannot unrealize. :(

Well there was that one topic were the dude couldn't get his close account form to work so me a topic bitching about it. Someone mentioned bacon and he came in and closed the dudes account

Lmao

Imagine if SBAllen were a CEman.

Guy A: *bad joke*
Guy B: Close your account
Allen: No need
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Bio1590
06/02/18 12:15:35 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
DevsBro posted...
It's always amusing the kinds of things Allen does and doesn't comment on.

You can mention him and sometimes he responds.

But then other times he just kinda shows up out of the blue, lol.

It's almost like the mention had no effect on him. Maybe mods who see topics he might want to see point them out to him.

Which actually kinda makes sense really. And demystifies the whole thing.

Cannot unrealize. :(

Well there was that one topic were the dude couldn't get his close account form to work so he made a topic bitching about it. Someone mentioned bacon and he came in and closed the dudes account

That's kind of taking the thunder out of what actually happened because it was far more epic.

-User makes account bet
-User loses account bet
-"Tries" to close his account twice but it doesn't get closed
-Comes back bragging that "They don't want me to leave!"
-Allen comes in and says that the user intentionally misspelled his own username both times so the close request failed
-Proceeds to then close the user's account
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coolpal23
06/02/18 12:25:49 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
That's kind of taking the thunder out of what actually happened because it was far more epic.

-User makes account bet
-User loses account bet
-"Tries" to close his account twice but it doesn't get closed
-Comes back bragging that "They don't want me to leave!"
-Allen comes in and says that the user intentionally misspelled his own username both times so the close request failed
-Proceeds to then close the user's account

thats beautiful
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