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Vita_Aeterna
06/03/18 2:18:51 AM
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This is honestly one thing that still baffles my mind.
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catboy0_0
06/03/18 2:19:20 AM
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normie memes
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Vita_Aeterna
06/03/18 2:20:26 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
normie memes

We speak English around here, boy.
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catboy0_0
06/03/18 2:21:01 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
We speak English around here, boy.

what's english?
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ClockworkHare
06/03/18 2:21:41 AM
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Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?
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Vita_Aeterna
06/03/18 2:26:54 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?

Try reading the topic title first.
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slimfizzle2
06/03/18 2:37:28 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?

Da wut.

Oh I read that as constantly knocked instead of consensually
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gunplagirl
06/03/18 2:40:08 AM
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Because if they start the marriage off having just cheated, it'll be that much easier to self-absolve themselves when they cheat and end up having to divorce.
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FluttershyPony
06/03/18 2:42:04 AM
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never gonna understand this staple of american idiocy.

>"hey X is getting married! lets have an all guy party in a stripclub/prostitution racket!"
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ProtoManSPx
06/03/18 2:44:22 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?

Why didn't they use protection
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Vita_Aeterna
06/03/18 2:49:58 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
never gonna understand this staple of american idiocy.

>"hey X is getting married! lets have an all guy party in a stripclub/prostitution racket!"

It's stupid in all aspects of it. Money, time, resources, emotional investment, decency, morality, ethics etc. Everything is just thrown out of the window.
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slimfizzle2
06/03/18 2:50:31 AM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?

Why didn't they use protection

If you ever get the chance to sleep with a midget stripper are you going to be worried about a condom.
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HaVeNII7
06/03/18 2:51:40 AM
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Sooooooo

Dont have one?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/03/18 2:52:16 AM
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tradition, mang
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Vita_Aeterna
06/03/18 2:55:49 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
tradition, mang

UA0jlvp
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ProtoManSPx
06/03/18 2:57:50 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
Is this like the regretful bachelorette in the news who got consensually knocked up by a midget stripper at a party and had his baby?

Why didn't they use protection

If you ever get the chance to sleep with a midget stripper are you going to be worried about a condom.

LOL

I wonder if they did it in front of everyone at the party...I bet everyone clapped when he finished inside

Americans
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DarkChozoGhost
06/03/18 2:58:47 AM
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Fucking a stripper and getting a lap dance are two drastically different things.

Still, I probably wouldn't have that kind of bachelor party.
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slimfizzle2
06/03/18 3:08:27 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Still, I probably wouldn't have that kind of bachelor party.

I probably would impregnate a midget stripper at mine
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apocalyptic_4
06/03/18 3:15:00 AM
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I've been to one for my buddy last year in Cancun and he just got a handjob from the stripper down there. My friends and I got a lil more than that.
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slimfizzle2
06/03/18 3:22:44 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
I've been to one for my buddy last year in Cancun and he just got a handjob from the stripper down there. My friends and I got a lil more than that.

What did your buddy do for you guys?
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apocalyptic_4
06/03/18 3:29:54 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
I've been to one for my buddy last year in Cancun and he just got a handjob from the stripper down there. My friends and I got a lil more than that.

What did your buddy do for you guys?


It was his bachelor's party we had it in cancun.
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ProtoManSPx
06/03/18 3:32:27 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
I've been to one for my buddy last year in Cancun and he just got a handjob from the stripper down there. My friends and I got a lil more than that.

In front of everyone?
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