Current Events > Townhall: If Conservatives want to win the culture war, we need our own SNL

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Savoots 06/07/18 7:10:37 PM #51:	ZMythos posted... Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work? What is "conservative humor"? --- Focus on other peoples' problems as a way to ignore your own. /Irony <cite>Savoots posted [p:902735450] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZMythos posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work?</quote> What is "conservative humor"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 06/07/18 7:20:26 PM #52:	Savoots posted... ZMythos posted... Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work? What is "conservative humor"? https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1003034135395356673 https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/844315212895412226 --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:902735925] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Savoots posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZMythos posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work?</quote> What is "conservative humor"?</quote> https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1003034135395356673 https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/844315212895412226</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking 06/07/18 7:28:43 PM #53:	NinjaWarrior455 posted... I just love the assumption that they could get Kanye to be one of the inaugural musical guests. I mean...I'm not saying they couldn't. But again, I'm not sure the people who would watch this would want Kanye. --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg <cite>Anteaterking posted [p:902736330] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>NinjaWarrior455 posted...</cite> <quote>I just love the assumption that they could get Kanye to be one of the inaugural musical guests.</quote> I mean...I'm not saying they couldn't. But again, I'm not sure the people who would watch this would want Kanye.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jborgan 06/07/18 7:33:00 PM #54:	DarkTransient posted... Doom_Art posted... HypnoCoosh posted... Make fun of both sides equally should be the solution. Both sides aren't being equally ridiculous though lol You're right. One side is just kinda like "let us keep our values, you can have your own ones but you can't force them on us, not even ones that do kinda make sense to have as a standard, nation-wide thing". The other invents new genders on a daily basis, and calls you a disgusting bigot if you so much as haven't heard of their latest one yet. "...But I'm totally neutral guys. Both sides are bad." --- http://www.last.fm/user/jborgan <cite>jborgan posted [p:902736544] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HypnoCoosh posted...</cite> <quote>Make fun of both sides equally should be the solution. </quote> Both sides aren't being equally ridiculous though lol</quote> You're right. One side is just kinda like "let us keep our values, you can have your own ones but you can't force them on us, not even ones that do kinda make sense to have as a standard, nation-wide thing". The other invents new genders on a daily basis, and calls you a disgusting bigot if you so much as haven't heard of their latest one yet.</quote> "...But I'm totally neutral guys. Both sides are bad."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TehLizardKing 06/07/18 7:58:24 PM #55:	Antifar posted... Savoots posted... ZMythos posted... Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work? What is "conservative humor"? https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1003034135395356673 https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/844315212895412226 The Dennis Miller one just sounds like a bad Norm Macdonald joke. The Rachel Maddow joke could have been at least somewhat clever if he didn't explain the whole joke in the second half of the tweet. --- 5129 1165 3506 http://www.last.fm/user/Kvltivater <cite>TehLizardKing posted [p:902737886] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Savoots posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZMythos posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe if conservative humor wasn't racist as fuck and unfunny then it'd work?</quote> What is "conservative humor"?</quote> https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1003034135395356673 https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/844315212895412226</quote> The Dennis Miller one just sounds like a bad Norm Macdonald joke. The Rachel Maddow joke could have been at least somewhat clever if he didn't explain the whole joke in the second half of the tweet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duck-Butter 06/07/18 8:32:53 PM #56:	the dumbest race on the planet.....yeah,the race. <cite>Duck-Butter posted [p:902739849] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>the dumbest race on the planet.....yeah,the race.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tennisdude818 06/07/18 8:35:54 PM #57:	How do you satirize people who are beyond satire? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48" data-time=" --- "I have never understood why it is greed to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money." Thomas Sowell <cite>tennisdude818 posted [p:902740023] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>How do you satirize people who are beyond satire? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LenovoFan462 06/07/18 8:43:05 PM #58:	Wouldn't this be Fox News? <cite>LenovoFan462 posted [p:902740403] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't this be Fox News?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nesplayer 06/07/18 9:04:05 PM #59:	BLAKUboy posted... I feel like "conservative SNL" was already a thing people tried. it was tried when Clinton didn't have sex with that woman --- RIP Off-topic Flair May 17, 2017-May 18, 2017 ModestJ 5/20/2018 3:43:14 PM#98 Safe to turn this game off now. Back to Bar Rescue. <cite>nesplayer posted [p:902741587] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>BLAKUboy posted...</cite> <quote>I feel like "conservative SNL" was already a thing people tried.</quote> it was tried when Clinton didn't have sex with that woman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 06/07/18 9:04:25 PM #60:	Have they tried watching NRA TV, because that network has some comedic gold show. <cite>bknight posted [p:902741610] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>Have they tried watching NRA TV, because that network has some comedic gold show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 06/07/18 9:18:19 PM #62:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7BJew_jbw" data-time=" --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:902742340] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7BJew_jbw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrueRepublican 06/07/18 11:01:33 PM #63:	There is nothing about this idea that I don't absolutely love! --- An honest republican. <cite>TrueRepublican posted [p:902747520] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>There is nothing about this idea that I don't absolutely love!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 06/07/18 11:13:09 PM #64:	This whole suggestion sounds like a parody. If the writers were self-aware it could be the next Colbert Report lol --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:902748168] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>This whole suggestion sounds like a parody. If the writers were self-aware it could be the next Colbert Report lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecoolgu 06/07/18 11:21:20 PM #65:	Lol. The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are. They grew more conservative as they aged. We can expect at least a bit of the same to happen to millennials when they get older. Also, Gen Z is more conservative than millenials to start out, with many Gen Z teens being Center or Center left (compared to the far left millennials). The conservatives are going to win the culture war unless the liberals acknowledge what I said above. Their failure to realize it will be their downfall. --- This signature only exists because my post would be eccentric without it. <cite>thecoolgu posted [p:902748620] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>Lol. The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are. They grew more conservative as they aged. We can expect at least a bit of the same to happen to millennials when they get older. Also, Gen Z is more conservative than millenials to start out, with many Gen Z teens being Center or Center left (compared to the far left millennials). The conservatives are going to win the culture war unless the liberals acknowledge what I said above. Their failure to realize it will be their downfall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 06/07/18 11:22:49 PM #66:	thecoolgu posted... The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are. lmao --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:902748716] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>thecoolgu posted...</cite> <quote>The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecoolgu 06/07/18 11:23:21 PM #67:	Darmik posted... thecoolgu posted... The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are. lmao I guess you never studied the Vietnam War, eh? --- This signature only exists because my post would be eccentric without it. <cite>thecoolgu posted [p:902748747] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thecoolgu posted...</cite> <quote>The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are.</quote> lmao</quote> I guess you never studied the Vietnam War, eh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 06/07/18 11:29:31 PM #68:	thecoolgu posted... Darmik posted... thecoolgu posted... The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are. lmao I guess you never studied the Vietnam War, eh? Yeah everybody loved Jane Fonda. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:902749078] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>thecoolgu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thecoolgu posted...</cite> <quote>The young baby boomers were more liberal than today's liberals are.</quote> lmao</quote> I guess you never studied the Vietnam War, eh?</quote> Yeah everybody loved Jane Fonda.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking 06/07/18 11:51:33 PM #69:	thecoolgu posted... The conservatives are going to win the culture war unless the liberals acknowledge what I said above. Their failure to realize it will be their downfall. Conservatives have already lost this generation's culture war. Don't confuse some push back to "SJWs" to be an indication that traditional conservative values are winning. --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg <cite>Anteaterking posted [p:902750231] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>thecoolgu posted...</cite> <quote>The conservatives are going to win the culture war unless the liberals acknowledge what I said above. Their failure to realize it will be their downfall.</quote> Conservatives have already lost this generation's culture war. Don't confuse some push back to "SJWs" to be an indication that traditional conservative values are winning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/07/18 11:54:53 PM #70:	SNL is awful, why would you want to be like SNL? --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:902750375] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>SNL is awful, why would you want to be like SNL?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 06/07/18 11:55:18 PM #71:	If conservatives want to matter they need to drop the neocon bullshit and go back to being respectable. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:902750400] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>If conservatives want to matter they need to drop the neocon bullshit and go back to being respectable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/07/18 11:57:32 PM #72:	TheCyborgNinja posted... If conservatives want to matter they need to drop the neocon bullshit and go back to being respectable. neocon isn't a good name, because there are just as many Democrat neocons as there are Republican neocons --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:902750512] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>If conservatives want to matter they need to drop the neocon bullshit and go back to being respectable.</quote> neocon isn't a good name, because there are just as many Democrat neocons as there are Republican neocons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 06/07/18 11:58:40 PM #73:	Damn_Underscore posted... Democrat neocons lol wat --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:902750581] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Democrat neocons </quote> lol wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/08/18 12:01:10 AM #74:	Doom_Art posted... Damn_Underscore posted... Democrat neocons lol wat Let's start with the leaders of the party, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and also Hillary. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:902750697] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Democrat neocons </quote> lol wat</quote> Let's start with the leaders of the party, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and also Hillary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking 06/08/18 12:02:57 AM #75:	Damn_Underscore posted... Let's start with the leaders of the party, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and also Hillary. Let's start with what's your definition of neo-con? --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg <cite>Anteaterking posted [p:902750785] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Let's start with the leaders of the party, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and also Hillary.</quote> Let's start with what's your definition of neo-con?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/08/18 12:05:35 AM #76:	socially conservative and economically liberal --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:902750906] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote>socially conservative and economically liberal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 06/08/18 12:10:30 AM #77:	Anteaterking posted... https://townhall.com/columnists/mikelachance/2018/06/07/if-conservatives-want-to-win-the-culture-war-we-need-our-own-saturday-night-live-n2487982 First, dont try to hide what youre doing. Bill the show as the red state alternative to Saturday Night Live and broadcast it on the same night at the same time. Be a direct competitor and follow SNLs format with a regular cast, a celebrity host and a musical guest in front of a live studio audience. Second, set it in Americas heartland. Omaha, Nebraska would be ideal. And give it a similar name and branding to SNL. Something along the lines of Live from Omaha! Its Another Saturday Night! would work. If lawyers say thats too close to SNL, get creative but make sure viewers know exactly what the show is intended to be. Third, take advantage of all the comedic opportunities SNL passes over on a weekly basis for purely partisan reasons. Hammer Democratic leaders like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. Parody CNN and MSNBC in the same way that SNL delights in making fun of FOX News. Chris Cuomo and Brian Stelter are walking comedy skits just waiting to happen. Have you ever wondered why theyre not an object of ridicule on SNL? There are countless other possibilities SNL regularly neglects which would send conservative Americans into fits of laughter. Saturday Night Live typically does 21 episodes per season. Here are suggestions for hosts of the first five episodes of its new competitor Live from Omaha! James Woods Ann Coulter Greg Gutfeld Sarah Palin Adam Baldwin Future potential hosts could include Rush Limbaugh, Adam Carolla, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, Michelle Malkin, Nick Searcy, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jon Voight, Dennis Miller, Angie Harmon, Larry the Cable Guy, Dean Cain, Pat Sajak, Tucker Carlson and Mike Rowe, just to name a few. How about musical guests? Again, here are your first five episodes: Kanye West Trace Adkins Sammy Hagar Charlie Daniels Kid Rock How about some sketch ideas? Here you go: Very Deep Thoughts from Joe Biden Tonight on CNN: Chris Cuomo Says the Darndest Things A sketch featuring Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey upset about Hillary losing. The Social Justice Warriors: A group of college undergrads who are trying to advance radical social change but cant get anywhere because theyre constantly at war with each other over pronouns. Lifestyles of the Rich and Democrat Mental health tips from Kathy Griffin and Jim Carrey Bernie Sanders hosts a radio show where he cant explain the historical failures of socialism to a single caller. There should also be sketches which make fun of liberal comedy heroes like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah. Maybe this could take the place of SNLs Weekend Update. Make these hypocrites the butt of the joke for once and see how they like it. Please make this show conservatives. My favorite line not from the above: Imagine the horror of media and Hollywood elitists the first time Live from Omaha! outpaces Live from New York! in the ratings. What the fuck. I mean, I'm not surprised because conservatives are typically terrible at humor but this is a low ass blow. Than again, mental health has always been the punchline of a joke to conservatives. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:902751159] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anteaterking posted...</cite> <quote>https://townhall.com/columnists/mikelachance/2018/06/07/if-conservatives-want-to-win-the-culture-war-we-need-our-own-saturday-night-live-n2487982 First, dont try to hide what youre doing. Bill the show as the red state alternative to Saturday Night Live and broadcast it on the same night at the same time. Be a direct competitor and follow SNLs format with a regular cast, a celebrity host and a musical guest in front of a live studio audience. Second, set it in Americas heartland. Omaha, Nebraska would be ideal. And give it a similar name and branding to SNL. Something along the lines of Live from Omaha! Its Another Saturday Night! would work. If lawyers say thats too close to SNL, get creative but make sure viewers know exactly what the show is intended to be. Third, take advantage of all the comedic opportunities SNL passes over on a weekly basis for purely partisan reasons. Hammer Democratic leaders like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. Parody CNN and MSNBC in the same way that SNL delights in making fun of FOX News. Chris Cuomo and Brian Stelter are walking comedy skits just waiting to happen. Have you ever wondered why theyre not an object of ridicule on SNL? There are countless other possibilities SNL regularly neglects which would send conservative Americans into fits of laughter. Saturday Night Live typically does 21 episodes per season. Here are suggestions for hosts of the first five episodes of its new competitor Live from Omaha! James Woods Ann Coulter Greg Gutfeld Sarah Palin Adam Baldwin Future potential hosts could include Rush Limbaugh, Adam Carolla, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, Michelle Malkin, Nick Searcy, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jon Voight, Dennis Miller, Angie Harmon, Larry the Cable Guy, Dean Cain, Pat Sajak, Tucker Carlson and Mike Rowe, just to name a few. How about musical guests? Again, here are your first five episodes: Kanye West Trace Adkins Sammy Hagar Charlie Daniels Kid Rock How about some sketch ideas? Here you go: Very Deep Thoughts from Joe Biden Tonight on CNN: Chris Cuomo Says the Darndest Things A sketch featuring Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey upset about Hillary losing. The Social Justice Warriors: A group of college undergrads who are trying to advance radical social change but cant get anywhere because theyre constantly at war with each other over pronouns. Lifestyles of the Rich and Democrat Mental health tips from Kathy Griffin and Jim Carrey Bernie Sanders hosts a radio show where he cant explain the historical failures of socialism to a single caller. There should also be sketches which make fun of liberal comedy heroes like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah. Maybe this could take the place of SNLs Weekend Update. Make these hypocrites the butt of the joke for once and see how they like it. Please make this show conservatives. My favorite line not from the above: Imagine the horror of media and Hollywood elitists the first time Live from Omaha! outpaces Live from New York! in the ratings.</quote> What the fuck. I mean, I'm not surprised because conservatives are typically terrible at humor but this is a low ass blow. Than again, mental health has always been the punchline of a joke to conservatives.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 06/08/18 12:15:55 AM #78:	@DarkTransient posted... Doom_Art posted... HypnoCoosh posted... Make fun of both sides equally should be the solution. Both sides aren't being equally ridiculous though lol You're right. One side is just kinda like "let us keep our values, you can have your own ones but you can't force them on us, not even ones that do kinda make sense to have as a standard, nation-wide thing". The other invents new genders on a daily basis, and calls you a disgusting bigot if you so much as haven't heard of their latest one yet. This guy thinks the religious right doesn't try to adamantly force their beliefs on the nation. Few things have been more hilarious to hear. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:902751371] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>@DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HypnoCoosh posted...</cite> <quote>Make fun of both sides equally should be the solution. </quote> Both sides aren't being equally ridiculous though lol</quote> You're right. One side is just kinda like "let us keep our values, you can have your own ones but you can't force them on us, not even ones that do kinda make sense to have as a standard, nation-wide thing". The other invents new genders on a daily basis, and calls you a disgusting bigot if you so much as haven't heard of their latest one yet.</quote> This guy thinks the religious right doesn't try to adamantly force their beliefs on the nation. Few things have been more hilarious to hear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 06/08/18 12:16:58 AM #79:	Southernfatman posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmnLzw8NA4" data-time=" jesus fucking christ --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:902751419] in Townhall: ... [t:76683864]...</cite> <quote><cite>Southernfatman posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmnLzw8NA4" data-time=" </quote> jesus fucking christ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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