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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 3:16:41 AM
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wdlp
06/08/18 3:17:23 AM
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Rome wasn't built in a day
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DrProfessor
06/08/18 3:19:52 AM
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Congrats TC, youve learned a valuable lesson.
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 3:21:03 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
would you say you are butthurt over it

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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 3:22:08 AM
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wdlp posted...
Rome wasn't built in a day


I guess not.

DrProfessor posted...
Congrats TC, youve learned a valuable lesson.


Yes. Maybe.

catboy0_0 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
would you say you are butthurt over it


You could say that. You did, it looks like.
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CookieMarvin
06/08/18 3:27:35 AM
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wdlp posted...
Rome wasn't built in a day

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catboy0_0
06/08/18 3:33:53 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
You could say that. You did, it looks like.

nice
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Webmaster4531
06/08/18 3:34:30 AM
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Try a smaller anim
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V-E-G-Y-
06/08/18 5:58:13 AM
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 2:57:28 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Did it feel nice


No, it didn't.
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DevsBro
06/08/18 3:05:32 PM
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"Why do I smell like nads, and why does my ass hurt?"
"Why do I smell like beer, and why does my fist hurt?"
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 3:06:07 PM
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was it a "tail"
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A_Good_Boy
06/08/18 3:07:51 PM
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How much did you have to spend on peanut butter before you finally got penetrated?
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/08/18 3:09:47 PM
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Please elaborate
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 3:10:58 PM
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Was it for science or entertainment?
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 3:13:25 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
was it a "tail"


It wasn't a tail.

A_Good_Boy posted...
How much did you have to spend on peanut butter before you finally got penetrated?


Peanut butter makes terrible lube.

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Please elaborate


I taped a potato masher to the side of my tub with the handle pointing up.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Was it for science or entertainment?


Entertainment, but I failed to be entertained.
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CreekCo
06/08/18 3:52:43 PM
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Wtf
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 3:54:36 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Entertainment, but I failed to be entertained.

So you were just entered and missed out on the taining? Damn
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 3:59:01 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
Entertainment, but I failed to be entertained.

So you were just entered and missed out on the taining? Damn


What's "taining"?
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Conception616
06/08/18 4:07:01 PM
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Are you going to do a Thermite Show about it?

I was topped by a transwoman packing 7 inches, it hurt at first, but she really knew what she was doing, and it finished amazingly. You will get used to it.
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 4:10:02 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Are you going to do a Thermite Show about it?

I was topped by a transwoman packing 7 inches, it hurt at first, but she really knew what she was doing, and it finished amazingly. You will get used to it.


The Thermite Show is just me reading topics, and it would be weird for me to read a topic that I made and kept posting responses in. Part of what I like about The Thermite Show is that I usually don't know what I'll find going in to a topic, and if the topic I pick is something that I've already participated heavily in, it feels more like showing off without capturing the spirit of discovery that made some episodes interesting.

Also, nice.
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NeuralLaxative
06/08/18 4:16:48 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I taped a potato masher to the side of my tub with the handle pointing up.



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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 4:17:02 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
Entertainment, but I failed to be entertained.

So you were just entered and missed out on the taining? Damn


What's "taining"?


Iunno. I was more so playing off the entered joke.if tang is a kick in a glass maybe tain is a dick in the ass
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1337toothbrush
06/08/18 4:20:04 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I taped a potato masher to the side of my tub with the handle pointing up.

Vlad the Impaler over here.
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 4:32:43 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...



It's cool in that there's a wide base, but bad in that there's a wedge leading up to the base, which means that if I slipped and fell on to it, my butthole would be split open.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Iunno. I was more so playing off the entered joke.if tang is a kick in a glass maybe tain is a dick in the ass


???

1337toothbrush posted...

Vlad the Impaler over here.


It was the only dick shaped thing in my house with a wide base. Aside from the toilet plunger, but I'm not that desperate.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 5:18:08 PM
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Im on 3 hours of sleep and took a xan not that long ago. Stop humoring my dumb ass
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 5:19:53 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im on 3 hours of sleep and took a xan not that long ago. Stop humoring my dumb ass


Ah, you're Roseanneposting.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 5:31:19 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im on 3 hours of sleep and took a xan not that long ago. Stop humoring my dumb ass


Ah, you're Roseanneposting.


Haven't kept up. Help me out linking the reference
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
06/08/18 5:32:08 PM
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i think he was trying to say the peanut butters for the dog, not lube
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philsov
06/08/18 5:35:29 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
a potato masher


lmao!

Good for the flared base, but isn't the "insertion head" rather abrupt and edged? Smooth, round is so much better like a lint roller if you're too scared to acquire an actual, effective, and amazing feeling sex toy
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HashtagTartarus
06/08/18 5:36:28 PM
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M_Live posted...
Did you really stick a kitchen utensil up your butt out of boredom


Of course

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Haven't kept up. Help me out linking the reference


Rosanne blames her recent racist tweet on the fact that she takes Ambien.

Evil_Evil_Evil_ posted...
i think he was trying to say the peanut butters for the dog, not lube




philsov posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
a potato masher


lmao!

Good for the flared base, but isn't the "insertion head" rather abrupt and edged? Smooth, round is so much better like a lint roller if you're too scared to acquire an actual, effective, and amazing feeling sex toy


I tried filing the edge a bit so that it would be blunt, but I could still feel the edge. In the future, I'll probably buy a real sex toy instead of going for makeshift stuff.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 5:37:39 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Rosanne blames her recent racist tweet on the fact that she takes Ambien.


Ah. I can agree with that if you replace racism with stupidity
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