Poll of the Day > I ate some popcorn and want to die

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Lokarin
06/09/18 6:12:00 PM
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It's like there's a massacre in my stomach and everyone's invited
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RedPixel
06/09/18 6:19:17 PM
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Movie theater extra butter popcorn, never again for me.
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Golden Road
06/09/18 6:33:35 PM
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From popcorn? How much did you eat?!
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Mead
06/09/18 6:34:07 PM
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Was this popcorn behind drywall?
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Bugmeat
06/09/18 7:01:53 PM
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Just because they call it a popcorn ceiling doesn't mean it's actually edible.
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madadude
06/09/18 7:06:15 PM
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thanks for the invite i am on my way
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Lokarin
06/09/18 7:07:38 PM
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Golden Road posted...
From popcorn? How much did you eat?!


a baggy of microwave popcorn
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Sephiroth C Ryu
06/09/18 7:14:31 PM
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Do you have an intestinal issue?

People with things like Crone's Disease or similar things should not eat popcorn. The pain during a flare-up is purportedly worse than childbirth.
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OniRonin
06/09/18 7:15:36 PM
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Why do you want to die ?
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Lokarin
06/09/18 7:16:48 PM
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Sephiroth C Ryu posted...
People with things like Crone's Disease or similar things should not eat popcorn


Y'know... my doctor never said anything, but this is like the 10th time someone said I might have Crohn's Disease, and from different topics of mine
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HANGtheDJ_86
06/09/18 8:13:46 PM
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Wow and I thought the worst you could get was a kernel skin stuck in your teeth.
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Bugmeat
06/09/18 8:25:47 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
Wow and I thought the worst you could get was a kernel skin stuck in your teeth.

I had one of those bastards stuck up inside the gum for nearly three weeks. It was swollen and sore. I tried am tried to get it out but that only made it more swollen and sore. I was afraid it was.going to end up infected and require a doctor visit or some shit like that. It eventually worked it's way out though.
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