Current Events > If anthropomorphic animals were real, I'd be like a guy who only dates Asians.

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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 11:22:53 AM
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Because the anthropomorphic animals (hereafter, "anthros") would be like a new race of people, my preference for dating only anthros would be comparable to a white guy who only wants to date Asians. People might look down on me and think that I'm objectifying the anthros. I want to connect with someone on an emotional level, but I also feel like I would be missing out if I weren't dating what would be, by a huge margin, the most sexy race.

How can I have the confidence to date an anthro without fear of judgement?
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/10/18 11:41:51 AM
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People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 12:23:17 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.


Some people, upon observing the happiness of others, will seek to take away that happiness out of envy or fear. The best we can do to soothe that impulse is live openly and with acceptance for all.
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 4:52:52 PM
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ProbablyaCat
06/10/18 4:55:58 PM
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I don't understand. Are you saying you're a furry or what?
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 6:16:22 PM
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ProbablyaCat posted...
I don't understand. Are you saying you're a furry or what?


I am the most furry ever.
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ProbablyaCat
06/10/18 6:41:16 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
I don't understand. Are you saying you're a furry or what?


I am the most furry ever.


Lol yeah I'd make it illegal then
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Schwarz
06/10/18 6:43:49 PM
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*ProbablyaCat* posted...
Lol yeah I'd make it illegal then


Y'don't say.
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Skye Reynolds
06/10/18 6:48:01 PM
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That's the worst part of furry fetishism. If they were real, it'd be the equivalent of racial fetishism.

"I like bear women because they're dominant and motherly, not clingy and dependent like wolves."
"Yeah, yeah... Show me that spotty leopard ass!" #SpotFever
"I hear elephants are the new bulls."
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StarReaper13
06/10/18 6:55:13 PM
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I'd totally try dating a girl with wings ngl.
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IHeartRadiation
06/10/18 6:57:52 PM
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If anthropomorphic animals were real, I'd be like a guy who only kills strippers.
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PanzerElite
06/10/18 7:07:58 PM
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I'd date a girl with fox ears and tail.

Basically give me Ahri
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 7:45:30 PM
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ProbablyaCat posted...

Lol yeah I'd make it illegal then




Skye Reynolds posted...
That's the worst part of furry fetishism. If they were real, it'd be the equivalent of racial fetishism.

"I like bear women because they're dominant and motherly, not clingy and dependent like wolves."
"Yeah, yeah... Show me that spotty leopard ass!" #SpotFever
"I hear elephants are the new bulls."


Racial stereotypes would get outta hand. I'd be just a little bit better than that in saying things like "wolves have great legs," or "I really like fox ears".

StarReaper13 posted...
I'd totally try dating a girl with wings ngl.


You wouldn't be able to share shirts. Doorways would be an ordeal.

IHeartRadiation posted...
If anthropomorphic animals were real, I'd be like a guy who only kills strippers.




PanzerElite posted...
I'd date a girl with fox ears and tail.

Basically give me Ahri


Not furry enough, but I respect that you're getting there.

Goats posted...
Fox girls are the cutest tbh vulpix


I'd date an anthro Vulpix
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FortuneCookie
06/10/18 7:51:57 PM
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If anthros were real, I'd still be that guy accused of bestiality because my ideal type is the human brain / animal body type. I blame Disney and My Little Pony.
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LinksLiege
06/10/18 8:00:02 PM
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I'm thinking too much about the "What hath god wrought" biological nightmare to care about the social ramifications.
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 8:02:05 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
If anthros were real, I'd still be that guy accused of bestiality because my ideal type is the human brain / animal body type. I blame Disney and My Little Pony.


Hey, as long as they are capable of consenting, you'll hear no judgement from me.

LinksLiege posted...
I'm thinking too much about the "What hath god wrought" biological nightmare to care about the social ramifications.


I guess I think about this stuff so much that I worry about the day-to-day situations.
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FortuneCookie
06/10/18 9:33:48 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
If anthros were real, I'd still be that guy accused of bestiality because my ideal type is the human brain / animal body type. I blame Disney and My Little Pony.


Hey, as long as they are capable of consenting, you'll hear no judgement from me.


Consent + Sapience

The latter is as important as the former.
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Kajagogo
06/10/18 9:35:16 PM
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Would relations with a Centaur be considered bestiality? Asking for a friend.
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FortuneCookie
06/10/18 9:38:21 PM
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Some humans have horse-like p*****. Why would a centaur be any different?
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IHeartRadiation
06/10/18 9:40:12 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Some humans have horse-like p*****. Why would a centaur be any different?

Reposting for the next guy whose still viewing 10 posts per page for some reason
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Frosted_Midna
06/10/18 9:42:16 PM
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PanzerElite posted...
I'd date a girl with fox ears and tail.

Basically give me Ahri


Of all characters, you pick Ahri. Hell, Riot sucks at implementing her tails on the actual characters. They are all glued on her butt and not coming from the base of the spinal cord.
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UltraDeku
06/10/18 9:57:33 PM
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I kinda regret clicking on this topic. Also, having sex with another species (not human) would be bestiality. That includes anthros. That type of bestiality may not be illegal, but it'll still be bestiality.
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 10:24:00 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Would relations with a Centaur be considered bestiality? Asking for a friend.


No.

FortuneCookie posted...
Some humans have horse-like p*****. Why would a centaur be any different?


Uh, wrong. Very wrong. I take it you've never seen a-

Never mind.

Frosted_Midna posted...

Of all characters, you pick Ahri. Hell, Riot sucks at implementing her tails on the actual characters. They are all glued on her butt and not coming from the base of the spinal cord.


Ew

UltraDeku posted...
I kinda regret clicking on this topic. Also, having sex with another species (not human) would be bestiality. That includes anthros. That type of bestiality may not be illegal, but it'll still be bestiality.


The way I understand it, bestiality implies sex with a lesser being. That's why I never hear it described as bestiality when human has sex with one of those Star Trek aliens that closely resemble humans. A better term for that sort of relationship would be "interspecies relationship".
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thronedfire2
06/10/18 10:28:29 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.


yeah but who's gonna stop a person when their partner can turn into a tiger and eat them?
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 10:29:47 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.


yeah but who's gonna stop a person when their partner can turn into a tiger and eat them?


I said anthropomorphic, not Animorphic.
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WilliamPorygon
06/10/18 10:34:40 PM
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I'd probably have it worse, because I'd only date a specific species of anthros.
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thronedfire2
06/10/18 10:41:28 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.


yeah but who's gonna stop a person when their partner can turn into a tiger and eat them?


I said anthropomorphic, not Animorphic.


I may have read this topic incorrectly
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WilliamPorygon
06/10/18 10:43:44 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
People would find a way to make it illegal tbh.


yeah but who's gonna stop a person when their partner can turn into a tiger and eat them?


I said anthropomorphic, not Animorphic.


I may have read this topic incorrectly


Yeah, if Animorphic animals were real, I'd rather have relations with an Andalite >_>
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FortuneCookie
06/10/18 10:56:55 PM
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I have seen pictures involving the mare anatomy. No, it's not something I'm into or anything that I was curious about. But I have seen it in a picture before. And I've seen some women who have vaginas that look nearly identical.

It's not what the vagina looks like that counts. It's who it belongs to. If it belongs to a willing human adult, it's fair game. If it belongs to someone who is not human, not an adult, or not consenting, you should pass on it.

For the sake of argument, a sapient fictional being qualifies as "human" in this context. :v
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HashtagTartarus
06/10/18 10:59:58 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...

Yeah, if Animorphic animals were real, I'd rather have relations with an Andalite >_>


Interesting. I can get behind that. If you know what I mean.

FortuneCookie posted...
I have seen pictures involving the mare anatomy. No, it's not something I'm into or anything that I was curious about. But I have seen it in a picture before. And I've seen some women who have vaginas that look nearly identical.

It's not what the vagina looks like that counts. It's who it belongs to. If it belongs to a willing human adult, it's fair game. If it belongs to someone who is not human, not an adult, or not consenting, you should pass on it.

For the sake of argument, a sapient fictional being qualifies as "human" in this context. :v


Define "sapient".
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FortuneCookie
06/10/18 11:12:15 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Define "sapient".


If the only way she can communicate consent is to raise her tail, she's not sapient. Sapient would be more along the lines of her having the ability to tell you that Game of Thrones went downhill after the second season.

If they can't verbally state, "Human, let's make love," you shouldn't want or try to put your dick in them.
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HashtagTartarus
06/11/18 1:57:51 AM
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