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PokemonExpert44
06/11/18 9:27:53 AM
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Doug Funnie
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Squall28
06/11/18 9:29:49 AM
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What race was Patty Mayonaisse?
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Hayame Zero
06/11/18 9:30:49 AM
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Squall28 posted...
What race was Patty Mayonaisse?


She was homeschooled.
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Lordgold666
06/11/18 9:31:32 AM
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THiNK BIG
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Hayame Zero
06/11/18 9:33:30 AM
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The doy dot the dasketdall.
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PokemonExpert44
06/11/18 9:34:28 AM
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Patti was black.
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PanzerElite
06/11/18 9:34:56 AM
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Hey Arnold vs Doug in a fight

Who would win?
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WhatHappened
06/11/18 9:36:25 AM
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PokemonExpert44
06/11/18 9:36:50 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
Hey Arnold vs Doug in a fight

Who would win?


Doug because he's Quail man.
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Caution999
06/11/18 9:37:00 AM
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There's a bomb in the lasagna!
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Squall28
06/11/18 9:38:07 AM
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Yo I was looking this up, and apparently Patty was based on the writer's real life.

Its my ten-year reunion, and I didnt go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and its Patti. The real Patti. And my hearts beating fast. Shes like, I was at the reunion! You werent! and I was like, YeahsorryI had to work. And she goes, I found out you live in New York. Guess whatI do, too! And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, Why dont you come over for dinner?

So now were in a Doug show. Im like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All thats happening as Im walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available. I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turnits getting ready to happenand she opens the door, and shes perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and shes so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and Im just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs! [Laughs.] It sounds like Im making this up, right? And Im like, Yeah yeah, uh huh! Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look! And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but its like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband. And I dont even remember the rest of the evening.

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WilliamPorygon
06/11/18 9:40:20 AM
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*honk honk*
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LinksLiege
06/11/18 9:40:52 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
Hey Arnold vs Doug in a fight

Who would win?

Doug.

Arnold would proceed to hit himself.
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Hayame Zero
06/11/18 9:42:13 AM
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Oooooooohhhh, my writer's block!!
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Ushiromiya
06/11/18 9:42:37 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
Hey Arnold vs Doug in a fight

Who would win?

A kid in his underwear with a belt on his head vs a well-traveled kung-fu master
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DrizztLink
06/11/18 9:43:00 AM
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Squall28 posted...
So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband. And I dont even remember the rest of the evening.

oQ7f6fZ
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PokemonExpert44
06/11/18 9:48:01 AM
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M_Live posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Patti was black.

No, Skeeter was black. Sidenote how did Nickoledeon manage to have 2 black characters named Skeeter? One as a blue guy and the other as a weird puppet lol. Skeeter isn't a common black guy name, letalone a common name.


Skeeter is definitely black.:)
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PokemonExpert44
06/11/18 2:46:37 PM
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Bump for Hamburger Boy!:)
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KCJ5062
06/11/18 3:07:02 PM
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Mr Dink, I broke your grill. I'm sorry.
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gguirao
06/11/18 5:57:03 PM
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Very expensive.
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kuwab0
06/11/18 5:58:03 PM
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Turbam
06/11/18 5:58:45 PM
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Why do Doug get so pissed off at Todd?
Todd was just trying to help his boy get that sweet mayonnaise pussy and Doug had a fuckin melty
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kingdrake2
06/11/18 6:00:34 PM
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Turbam Nooo.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/11/18 6:00:55 PM
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Zack_Attackv1
06/11/18 6:01:40 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
Patti is a White girl with a tan

No. Patti is the mayonnaise for me.
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EverDownward
06/11/18 6:02:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTthWm2BNU" data-time="

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Zack_Attackv1
06/11/18 6:03:11 PM
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ThePrinceFish
06/11/18 6:05:23 PM
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Aye eeh ohhh

Killer tofu - eee ay eee

Ohh wee ohhh

Killer Tofuuuu!!!!
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KStateKing17
06/11/18 6:06:12 PM
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Patti's Dad was definitely white iirc. All the characters looked weird anyway, she was orange.
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Kajagogo
06/11/18 6:09:09 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
*honk honk*

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EverDownward
06/11/18 6:09:58 PM
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I need to buy some CDs, I need to buy some gum. I mow the grass, I paint the house, I think I deserrrrrve soooooome.

SOME MOAR ALLOWANCE!
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Frosted_Midna
06/11/18 6:10:02 PM
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Durango Doug!
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