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Alabama: My team is better than yours
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Alabama: My team is better than yours

Heh
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Ohio won Donald trump the presidency thanks losers.
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California is the best state

Roshon posted...

California is the best state

central cali is pretty shitty through overcrowded everywhere.
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King county, WA isn't named after an actual king, but Dr. King!
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Alabama: We bang our cousins but it's okay because our college sports rock.
Alaska: 3 months of darkness, 3 months of sun
Arizona: Hot but nice. Lots of top-tier cars in scottsdale.
Arkansas: I went rock climbing there once.
California: But Hillary?
Colorado: Legal weed, great nature, great skiing. Great place in general.
Connecticut: Isn't one of the ivy league schools there? Harvard?
Delaware: mmmmm, nope. I literally got nothing.
Florida: Disneyworld and methheads. You're either rich and retired or homeless and on drugs.
Georgia: Atlanta is pretty cool
Hawaii: Pretty much exactly what I expected when I vacationed there a few years ago. Beaches, touristy, overall a lot of fun.
Idaho: Nothing of value I can think of other than outdoorsy stuff.
Illinois: Chicago is cool
Indiana: https://imgur.com/jUnDPpR
Iowa: I drive through there a lot from MN <--> KS. There is absolutely nothing of value there other than a gas station (with higher prices unless you get the ethanol shit) to refuel on the way to KS or MN.
Kansas: My homestate. The suburbs of KCMO are nice, but everything out west past Lawrence (University of Kansas town) is pointless.
Kentucky: Whiskey?
Louisiana: I hear new orleans is actually pretty gross, all things considered
Maine: really nice place to visit in the summer, but can't imagine living there in the winter
Maryland: i imagine the only stuff of value pertains to DC. baltimore is pretty bad i bet
Massachusetts: boston
Michigan: lol detroit
Minnesota: my current place of residence. there is a shitload of traffic if you ever approach downtown. driving fucking sucks. it's either winter or construction season. the locals try to spin it as a cute gimmick, but it's fucking miserable.
Mississippi: deep south incarnate
Missouri: kansas city kicks ass
Montana: like idaho, just a lot of outdoorsy stuff
Nebraska: omaha?
Nevada: VEGAS
New Hampshire: can't name a single city there
New Jersey: atlantic city and the fat governor
New Mexico: 308 negra arroyo lane
New York: Living there must suck unless you're hilariously wealthy.
North Carolina: good question. i don't know anything about the carolinas
North Dakota: the other dakota
Ohio: surprising how a state with three major cities can still be so uninspiring
Oklahoma: OKC thunder? otherwise i cant think of anything
Oregon: portlandia is a decent show but it's kinda run its course
Pennsylvania: i started watching always sunny. that show rocks
Rhode Island: newport is for rich retired people. also quahog in family guy
South Carolina: good question. i don't know anything about the carolinas
South Dakota: mount rushmore
Tennessee: fuck the titans
Texas: the cities sound cool, i hear austin is kinda fun
Utah: mormons
Vermont: maple syrup
Virginia: i imagine the only stuff of value pertains to DC.
Washington: seattle kicks ass. i love the rain.
West Virginia: mmmmm, nope. nothing
Wisconsin: my parents have a nice lakehouse in wisconsin. it's a nice state for the summer, but the winters are brutal. they have to shut down the cabin every winter because there's no point in going up there when it's negative 10
Wyoming: yellowstone
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Come at me like this again muffin and you better start planning where you want to be buried
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Roll Tide

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Alabama:roll tide (means invest)
Alaska: beautiful and bears
Arizona: chase field has a retractable roof. It's hot.
Arkansas: clintons
California: best
Colorado: rockies and pot
Connecticut: rich people
Delaware: I've been there I think
Florida: crazy people and spring break
Georgia: walking dead and humid and rains when hot
Hawaii: vacation
Idaho: potatoes
Illinois: Chicago, st Paddy's and Wrigley and gun violence
Indiana: Go Irish!
Iowa: uhhhh
Kansas: dust in the wind/carry on my wayward son
Kentucky: bourbon
Louisiana: Mardi Gras
Maine: crab
Maryland: idk
Massachusetts: my boy wicked smart
Michigan: auto bailout
Minnesota: fake Canadians
Mississippi: racists
Missouri: Cardinals
Montana: dad was born there
Nebraska: some chick at the bar told me all the great stuff there and I don't remember
Nevada: reno/vegas
New Hampshire: idk
New Jersey: statue of liberty and Atlantic city
New Mexico: not old Mexico
New York: nyc
North Carolina: Michael Jordan?
North Dakota:uhh
Ohio: football
Oklahoma: football
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Philadelphia is a cool city
Rhode Island: is small
South Carolina: homophobic bathrooms
South Dakota: uhhh
Tennessee: crappy whiskey/Nashville is dope
Texas: great to travel to
Utah: Mormons
Vermont: syrup
Virginia: something about love
Washington: Seattle is cool
West Virginia: John Denver
Wisconsin: some niners players
Wyoming: Yellowstone
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Alabama:roll tide (means invest)

@MacadamianNut3
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So many new people to add to my []

37-21!!!!!
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Roll Tide!!!!!

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Muffinz0rz posted...

Alaska: 3 months of darkness, 3 months of sun

sortof. it's more in the far north where it's non stop like that. but in Anchorage right now, the sun ALMOST sets, but not quite. and it's like twilight for a few hours and then it comes up again. never gets fully dark. but I wouldn't say it's non stop sun. the sun dips down past the horizon and there is semi light. it's not like it's 2 in the morning and it looks like the middle of the afternoon. that's only in Barrow, where the movie 30 Days of Night took place.

Alabama: There's an area called "The Black Belt" and despite the name, it is because the soil is black.
Alaska: There's a wildlife location up there that was sold out by Senator Murkowski for drilling.
Arizona: It's the hottest state in the country.
Arkansas: It's the place the shitbag, Mike Huckabee is from.
California: It is the source of America's high amount of soft power.
Colorado: A rich state due to the friendly pot laws.
Connecticut: The insurance capital of the nation.
Delaware: The first state.
Florida: The state most old people dream retiring in.
Georgia: Jon Ossoff lost a race the DNC placed heavy bets on him with.
Hawaii: The location of Pearl Harbor, where the Japanese under-performed their attack.
Idaho: Well known for potatoes.
Illinois: They have a neo-nazi named Arthur Jones running for a the third congressional district.
Indiana: Mike Pence was the governor. This and whatever the fuck a hoosier is.
Iowa: "The corn state"
Kansas: Courage the Cowardly Dog was set here.
Kentucky: Bowser is the lead senator of this state.
Louisiana: Overly fascinated with gumbo.
Maine: Monsterous moose.
Maryland: The only state gerrymandered by democrats.
Massachusetts: Currently facing a turkey Armageddon.
Michigan: Flint is still without water.
Minnesota: Often ranked the best state in the country.
Mississippi: Their governor is Phil Bryant. Phil Bryant is a dick.
Missouri: There's a scandal going on with their governor.
Montana: The location a man who won a seat in congress punched a journalist.
Nebraska: Known as a heartland place for agriculture.
Nevada: Obviously Las Vegas.
New Hampshire: The man in the mountain.
New Jersey: Joined to Manhattan by the Lincoln Tunnel.
New Mexico: One of the super few southern blue states.
New York: Location of the United Nations.
North Carolina: The House Bill 2 fiasco that got their Governor voted out of office and many boycotts to occur.
North Dakota: A mod on CE lives here.
Ohio: Kasich was or may still be Ohio's governor.
Oklahoma: The state with the most tremors without being on the edge of plates, due to drilling.
Oregon: The baker lawsuit.
Pennsylvania: Congressional District 7 is a fucking joke and looks like Goofy kicking Donald Duck.
Rhode Island: TF Green Airport is here.
South Carolina: Mark Sanford had a scandal with tax payer money.
South Dakota:
Tennessee: Nashville is known as a massive bridal party destination for some reason.
Texas: Full Metal Jacket said it best. "Steers and ..." ..... lol, okay. Seriously, Beto O'Rourke is running against Ted Cruz without PAC help.
Utah: "Mitt Romney is running for Hatch's seat.
Vermont: The state responsible for Bernie Sanders.
Virginia: Just elected a white supremacist for GOP primary against Tim Kaine.
Washington: Only place in the country with Net Neutrality.
West Virginia: Teacher protests.
Wisconsin: Responsible for that shithead, Paul Ryan.
Wyoming:

South Dakota and Wyoming..... nothing to even know about those forgettable states.
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