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masatofujimoto
06/14/18 1:03:14 AM
#1:


Which would you prefer? - Results (10 votes)
Burial
10% (1 vote)
1
Cremation
60% (6 votes)
6
Other (specify)
30% (3 votes)
3
Go!
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Cornmuffins
06/14/18 1:03:50 AM
#2:


Throw me in a ditch
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hyperpsycho
06/14/18 1:06:07 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Throw me in a ditch

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frogman_295
06/14/18 1:06:25 AM
#4:


organ donation, then cremate the rest. Spread ashes in a river.
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Ki_cat_
06/14/18 1:07:08 AM
#5:


hyperpsycho posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
Throw me in a ditch


Throw me in their ditch.
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DavidWong
06/14/18 1:07:58 AM
#6:


viking funeral tbqh.

put me on a boat, set the boat on fire then push me down the brisbane river
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frogman_295
06/14/18 1:08:43 AM
#7:


organ donation, cremation, then throw my ashes in the Ohio river...

Oh, and donate my spectacular brain to science.
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GameGodOfAll
06/14/18 1:13:22 AM
#8:


Cremate me and then get a job at a restaurant of some kind and over the course of a year slowly sprinkle my ashes into thousands of people's drinks. It's all I ask.
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SimpleMan
06/14/18 1:39:14 AM
#9:


Cremate me, and turn me into ammo.
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Delta_F14
06/14/18 1:43:31 AM
#10:


When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
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LinksLiege
06/14/18 1:44:34 AM
#11:


Scattered in chunks about the fairground.
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WafflehouseJK
06/14/18 1:44:35 AM
#12:


Donate to science.

Or, if I'm rich, jettison my body into space.
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pogo_rabid
06/14/18 1:44:51 AM
#13:


Just flush me down the toilet.
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BJ-blazkowics
06/14/18 1:45:14 AM
#14:


isn't there some service that turns your remains into a tree or something like that? You become food for the tree, so in a way, you're living on in the tree
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SpinKirby
06/14/18 1:45:53 AM
#15:


BJ-blazkowics posted...
isn't there some service that turns your remains into a tree or something like that? You become food for the tree, so in a way, you're living on in the tree


Why not just feed yourself to your child?
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LedZeppelin
06/14/18 1:48:06 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Just flush me down the toilet.

it was good enough for cotton hill dammit
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dib153
06/14/18 1:52:39 AM
#17:


I want my own skull to be my urn
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Bat178
06/14/18 1:58:46 AM
#18:


Freeze me.
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GallisOTK
06/14/18 2:00:17 AM
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dib153 posted...
I want my own skull to be my urn

That's metal as fuck. Now I want that too.
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WafflehouseJK
06/14/18 2:06:45 AM
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GallisOTK posted...
dib153 posted...
I want my own skull to be my urn

That's metal as fuck. Now I want that too.

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dib153
06/14/18 2:48:37 AM
#21:


WafflehouseJK posted...
GallisOTK posted...
dib153 posted...
I want my own skull to be my urn

That's metal as fuck. Now I want that too.


You can actually have your ashes compressed into a diamond...if theres enough ash left I want it split into 2 diamonds and set in my eye sockets so they glint
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Zack_Attackv1
06/14/18 2:49:06 AM
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Questionmarktarius
06/14/18 2:50:01 AM
#23:


Volcano burial, or Mars.
I may even be alive at the time.
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SpinKirby
06/14/18 2:50:18 AM
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Chicken_Butt
06/14/18 2:51:11 AM
#25:


When I die, I will be dead.
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tamashiini
06/14/18 3:14:59 AM
#26:


WafflehouseJK posted...
Donate to science.

Or, if I'm rich, jettison my body into space.


This

I either want to be a skeleton in a science lab

OR launched into space so I can terrify whatever poor spacefaring schmuck intersects my trajectory

It would be kinda cool if my body can eventually reach the edge of space
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GiftedACIII
06/14/18 1:44:19 PM
#27:


Donate
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hollow_shrine
06/14/18 1:45:06 PM
#28:


Whatever is legal and inexpensive
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VectorChaos
06/14/18 1:46:21 PM
#29:


New Game+
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kingdrake2
06/14/18 1:50:51 PM
#30:


LedZeppelin posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Just flush me down the toilet.

it was good enough for cotton hill dammit

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vocedelmorte
06/14/18 1:52:17 PM
#31:


VectorChaos posted...
New Game+
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Syntheticon
06/14/18 11:58:32 PM
#32:


frogman_295 posted...
organ donation, then cremate the rest.
This.
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Cheater87
06/15/18 12:04:38 AM
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gguirao
06/15/18 12:21:55 AM
#34:


Donation of my body to science.
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