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PiOverlord 06/14/18 7:47:03 PM #1: |
If you clicked on this topic, then I know that you, just like me, want to know the truth about the world we live in, and feel that you have been misled about tomatoes, but don't know exactly what it could be.
Here is the simple truth: tomatoes ARE vegetables. There is the myth that tomatoes are fruits because they have seeds, but the truth is greater than that. We have seeds too, but I would reckon that we are not fruits, no, we are animals, mammals, we are humans. Listen up, fruits are dessert items, you eat strawberries, apples, pies, all of that, because they are meant for desserts, they aren't real food is what I am saying. Vegetables are dinner items, they are for your fulfillment, and vegetables are served with/on popular dinner items such as pasts or pizza. We also know fruits do not belong on pizza for only SICKOS believe Pineapples belong on Pizza. Truly disgusting. You wouldn't eat a tomato right after dinner because that would be incorrect, as tomatoes are not dessert items. This means that tomatoes are in fact vegetables, aka, dinner food. The Supreme Court agrees with me, and would you truly say the Supreme Court, the Court of all courts would be WRONG?!? I believe at this point, most of you are already ready to join the Vegemato cause, but to the few skeptics out there, I know what you are thinking, "WHY would the government want us to believe tomatoes are fruits? It would serve no purpose for them to lie about such a trivial thing." This is no trivial fact, and that's a fact Jack! The truth is this, Knowledge is POWER! When the government starts to give us incorrect facts such as tomatoes being fruit, they are taking away the knowledge we possess. What does this mean? Simply, they are taking away our power! As they keep feeding us lies, we will lose all of our power. Will the government one day having us one day believe as a true fact that freedom is NOT real, and we will allow ourselves to be oppressed by a totalitarian regime?!? If we keep believing tomatoes are fruits, this will be our future, big brother will be watching! You must be asking how you can prevent the dystopian future I laid out before you. There is only one solution: join the Vegemato cause. Many will mock you, ridicule you, but education is the only way you can stop this madness. Teach the others the truth, and we will have FREEDOM! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/14/18 7:48:21 PM #2: |
Wait no tomatoes are red meat.
Disgusting unless cooked. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 06/14/18 7:48:48 PM #3: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 7:49:25 PM #4: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. Tomatoes alone, sure, but when used to make our pizzas and pastas, they are truly our heroes. Don't let their name be brought down by lies. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 8:11:19 PM #5: |
bump.
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CanuckCowboy 06/14/18 8:20:07 PM #6: |
PiOverlord posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. Edited. But raw tomatoes are still horrible in any context. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 06/14/18 8:22:23 PM #7: |
Of course they are vegetable
Here is some knowledge In 1883, President Chester A. Arthur signed the Tariff Act of March 3, 1883, requiring a tax to be paid on imported vegetables, but not fruit. ... They argued against the tariff by pointing out that, botanically, a tomato is a fruit due to its seed-bearing structure growing from the flowering part of a plant. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 11:50:12 PM #8: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
PiOverlord posted...CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. That is why they are vegetables. If I can't bite into it as it is, it is INCAPABLE of being a fruit. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/14/18 11:52:54 PM #9: |
Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either.
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SpinKirby 06/14/18 11:54:50 PM #10: |
Culinary terminology
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 11:55:11 PM #11: |
DarkTransient posted...
Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Tomatoes, when cooked, are completely tasty. Dinner food = vegetable. Case closed. Stick with your strawberries you Fruit cakes. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/14/18 11:55:40 PM #12: |
PiOverlord posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...PiOverlord posted...CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. But snap peas and cucumbers and zucchinis and peppers and other stuffs! --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoungMakaiyum 06/14/18 11:55:52 PM #13: |
PiOverlord posted...
We have seeds too, but I would reckon that we are not fruits, no, we are animals, mammals, we are humans. bruh im dying lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 11:56:03 PM #14: |
SpinKirby posted...
Culinary terminology Trumps the illogical scientific definition. Tomatoes are vegetables because they are like vegetables. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/14/18 11:57:47 PM #15: |
PiOverlord posted...
DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Fuck strawberries too. Actually, fuck all berries except cranberries. And even those must be juiced for consumption. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 11:57:53 PM #16: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
PiOverlord posted...CanuckCowboy posted...PiOverlord posted...CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. That's different. Those are vegetables because they are dinner food. I would never ever ever eat that stuff for dessert. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/14/18 11:58:33 PM #17: |
DarkTransient posted...
PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. The only good fruit are bananas. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/15/18 12:12:03 AM #18: |
PiOverlord posted...
DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Some types of apples are pretty neat. Fuck the generic shitty mainstream ones like braeburns and royal gala, but some of the more obscure ones can be nice (granny smith, ambrosia, etc). --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:23:44 AM #19: |
DarkTransient posted...
PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Maybe one day I will try an apple out. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/15/18 12:28:00 AM #20: |
DarkTransient posted...
PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Granny smith is like the least obscure of apples. Lol. Also it's a cooking apple. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:29:25 AM #21: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Some sort of baked dessert apple?!? --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/15/18 12:29:57 AM #22: |
PiOverlord posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. Indeed. Oh yes indeed. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:32:41 AM #23: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
When you said it was a cooking apple, I was confused for a second because I forget desserts are baked treats for the most part too. I was like, "impossible, that would make it dinner food, and that would mean that those apples are actually vegetables." --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/15/18 12:34:40 AM #24: |
PiOverlord posted...
CanuckCowboy posted... That's fair tbh. But apple pie apple fritters baked apple pancakes (I had em once I think it's a Mennonite thing) apple Danishes and strudels. Ao good. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 06/15/18 12:34:54 AM #25: |
I was ordering produce the other day and the company had tomatoes listed under both fruits AND vegetables
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:36:18 AM #26: |
thronedfire2 posted...
I was ordering produce the other day and the company had tomatoes listed under both fruits AND vegetables Tell me the name of this company. I am going to start a revolution, and it is already one of the places that I will tell the Vegemato followers to BOYCOTT! Tomatoes can't be both, and I already said they aren't fruit. Pandering to millennial HIPSTERS, absolutely sickening! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/15/18 12:40:57 AM #27: |
DarkTransient posted...
PiOverlord posted...DarkTransient posted...Tomatoes are neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Both of those terms imply it's something you can eat, and who the fuck would want to eat a tomato? For the same reason, a cucumber is neither a fruit nor a vegetable either. This is madness. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 06/15/18 12:42:35 AM #28: |
PiOverlord posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. Alfredo sauce and garlic sauces are better on pizza/pasta tbh. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:45:32 AM #29: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
PiOverlord posted...CanuckCowboy posted...Ah the truth is tomatoes are just disgusting. I am going to barf. Look, okay, I'll barf at the pizza comment. Pasta, that is debatable, although I will always pick my tomato friends to go with pasta. Pizza, though, what sort of FREAK would actually believe tomatoes aren't the choice of sauce for pizza. What are you, some sort of Pineapple pizza apologist?!? You literally disgust me. Do you dip your fries in alfredo sauce too?!? Bet you dip your hotdogs in alfredo sauce. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 06/15/18 12:54:38 AM #30: |
white pizza is goat
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:55:52 AM #31: |
thronedfire2 posted...
white pizza is goat racist. I like my pizza to have some red on it. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 06/15/18 12:56:17 AM #32: |
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PiOverlord 06/15/18 12:59:01 AM #33: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Eating vegetables for dinner of course. Makes sense, very fulfilling to them. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, https://imgur.com/a/JTCCy JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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more_cow_bell 06/15/18 1:16:07 AM #34: |
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