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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 1:15:15 PM #1: |
You're walking along one day and see a cruiseship full of hundreds of people.
You then are distracted by a majestic bird flying past and look away for a moment. When you look back at the cruise ship you can't see a single person on it. The ship has not sunk and there are no other ships in sight. How is this possible? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burgess 06/15/18 1:15:41 PM #2: |
Everyone went inside.
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Vertania 06/15/18 1:16:10 PM #3: |
It moved farther away.
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Turtlebread 06/15/18 1:16:35 PM #5: |
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 1:20:12 PM #6: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...When you look back at the cruise ship you can't see a single person on it. Way to spoil the fun Jim. You got it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 06/15/18 1:21:01 PM #7: |
ugh. word play riddles are the worst.
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 1:25:02 PM #8: |
new riddle
A girl is walking her dog when the dog escapes from his collar and runs away The girl goes looking for him and finds him on the other side of a lake. the girl calls for the dog to come back to her and he does. The dog crosses the lake but when he reaches his owner he is completely dry. How is this possible? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 06/15/18 1:30:32 PM #9: |
Because the girl is Kara Zor-El and the dog is Krypto and he flew over the lake when she called for him.
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SpinKirby 06/15/18 1:31:57 PM #11: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Because the girl is Kara Zor-El and the dog is Krypto and he flew over the lake when she called for him. I like this one. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 06/15/18 1:32:24 PM #12: |
Its winter and the lake is frozen over
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SuperShake666 06/15/18 1:33:40 PM #13: |
The girl is a planet and the dog is a room outside
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spudger 06/15/18 1:34:28 PM #15: |
GregShmedley posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...new riddle yes. to Terabithia. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 1:34:36 PM #16: |
Pitlord_Special posted...
Its winter and the lake is frozen over fuck when did CE get good at riddles. normally there's like 4 pages of people whining that it's too hard and unfair because they couldn't figure it out. now we've had like 2 in 10 posts. you got it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 06/15/18 1:35:58 PM #18: |
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EpicMickeyDrew 06/15/18 1:37:00 PM #19: |
the lakeis fronxen
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spudger 06/15/18 1:42:04 PM #20: |
GregShmedley posted...
spudger posted...GregShmedley posted...UnfairRepresent posted...new riddle yes. but if you cross the bridge she says "7 days"and stalks you until you go mad. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 1:49:03 PM #21: |
New riddle: The heirless emperor
The empreor has no sons, no daughters, and no family. before he dies he must decide who will succeed him. As such he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. And tells them that whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom. At the end of the contest all of the richest and most prestigious boys came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the ugly little peasant girl who showed up with an empty pot will be the next ruler. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their bountiful plants? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 06/15/18 1:52:56 PM #22: |
Because the peasant girl was the only one willing to implement austerity measures and reign in the size of her plant.
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Sexypwnstar 06/15/18 1:54:35 PM #23: |
The empreor is a fucking perverted pedophile
UnfairRepresent posted... And tells them that whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom. At the end of the contest all of the richest and most prestigious boys came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 06/15/18 1:54:46 PM #24: |
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DevsBro 06/15/18 1:55:42 PM #25: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
new riddle The dog promised the lake that it wouldn't pee in it, then does, therefore crossing the lake. Then the dog walks around the lake. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToPoPO 06/15/18 1:55:49 PM #26: |
The emperor drives a Volkswagen
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teepan95 06/15/18 1:59:14 PM #27: |
Tag
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Burgess 06/15/18 2:00:00 PM #28: |
The emperor would never choose a girl for an heir.
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DifferentialEquation 06/15/18 2:06:46 PM #30: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
New riddle: The heirless emperor The seeds he gave them were fake news and wouldn't have sprouted plants, so the boys with plants were trying to deceive him. --- There's no business to be taxed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 06/15/18 2:09:32 PM #31: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
New riddle: The heirless emperor He changed his mind and decided to do the opposite of what he said --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 2:09:37 PM #32: |
Burgess posted...
The emperor would never choose a girl for an heir. this one did but why --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 06/15/18 2:09:52 PM #33: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Burgess posted...The emperor would never choose a girl for an heir. Because it's HER turn. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burgess 06/15/18 2:10:42 PM #34: |
Because he doesn't care about his line whatsoever and rather than choose a boy to be named his son he chose a girl who will marry another person who will take over the line thus ending his legacy anyway.
What an asshole. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 06/15/18 2:11:18 PM #35: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...New riddle: The heirless emperor That wasn't part of the agrement though. He sent out seeds and promised whoever had the biggest plant would win. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/15/18 2:24:40 PM #36: |
The seeds were fake
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refmon 06/15/18 2:25:03 PM #37: |
spudger posted...
ugh. word play riddles are the worst. --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_rowan 06/15/18 2:31:34 PM #38: |
She was the only one with the ounce of sense to plant the seed in a plot of land rather than a pot that would limit its growth?
Alternately, because she was a farmer and had her own selection of home-grown crops that greatly outclassed anything the given seed could grow, as he did not specify that the best plant needed to be from a seed he gave. --- "That is why war is so tragic. To win means to make victims of your opponents and give birth to hatred." - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EliteLevel 06/15/18 2:38:35 PM #39: |
It turned out the peasant girl is actually his daughter from a fling he had.
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UnfairRepresent 06/15/18 2:46:45 PM #40: |
teepan95 posted...
The seeds were fake Well done! You got it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 06/15/18 2:47:14 PM #41: |
The seed was for a pot plant.
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Mistere Man 06/15/18 2:48:01 PM #42: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...The seeds were fake I was going to say this but it was already taken. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DifferentialEquation 06/15/18 2:48:19 PM #43: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...The seeds were fake I got it first. Congratulate me too. --- There's no business to be taxed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 06/15/18 2:50:16 PM #44: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...teepan95 posted...The seeds were fake No. --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 06/15/18 3:18:27 PM #45: |
What a terrible emperor to make a contest with very simple rules only to later be like "oh what I meant was..."
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JE19426 06/15/18 3:28:43 PM #46: |
DevsBro posted...
What a terrible emperor to make a contest with very simple rules only to later be like "oh what I meant was..." Yeah, and then they conquered that dead kings land. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/15/18 4:38:54 PM #47: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...teepan95 posted... You know what they say: first the worst, second the President of the US --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChainedRedone 06/15/18 5:06:53 PM #48: |
New riddle: Sharks in a pool
You are standing in front of water-filled pool with hungry and aggressive human-eating sharks. You scratch your skin so that you bleed, which will make the sharks even more hungry. You then take a leap into the pool and walk slowly until you reach the other end of the pool. You step out of the pool unharmed. Why? (The sharks are alive and you are walking in the same pool as the sharks) --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DifferentialEquation 06/15/18 5:08:13 PM #49: |
ChainedRedone posted...
New riddle: Sharks in a pool You're not human. --- There's no business to be taxed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 06/15/18 5:10:06 PM #50: |
ChainedRedone posted...
New riddle: Sharks in a pool There's a net or other barrier seperating you from the sharks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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