Current Events > This 22 y/o Girl Ordered KFC in hopes the DELIVERY MAN would KILL a SPIDER!!

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mrduckbear
06/15/18 11:06:44 PM
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Would you kill a bug if an "attractive" girl/guy told you to do it? - Results (6 votes)
Yes
83.33% (5 votes)
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No
16.67% (1 vote)
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22 y/o Demi ordered takeout from KFC in hopes that the delivery driver will KILL a BUG that was lurking in her house!!

The criminology student said she was alone when she saw the terrifying creature until she concocted an idea to order takeout in hopes that the driver will kill the spider for her after dropping it off..

She said she has a huge photbia of spiders and after seeing one near her door, she had to get rid of it but no one was around and she was afraid it would get away...and after telling the restaurant that she wanted someone to come over to not only drop it off but to kill the spider too, the restaurant TOOK her odd request because she would TIP him very well too...

And when Joe, the driver came after reading the note, he too was afraid of spiders but would "gladly" do it for a "pretty girl", as joe was also clearly blind

She snapped the picture of Joe just before he went to get the spider...but unfortunately, Joe MISSED it and it fell to the floor but sadly he squashed it after..

She now called Joe her "personal hero" whom she can call whenever she has a "bug problem" now....

Would you kill a bug for an "attractive" girl/guy if they told you to??

Joe the driver and killer -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/04/17/4CE8509900000578-0-image-m-50_1528131047362.jpg

Demi - Ugly

http://tinyurl.com/y739kdgf
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edededdy
06/15/18 11:07:25 PM
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lol duck bear thinks these heroes are horrible people
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321cba
06/15/18 11:07:37 PM
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What a pretentious title. All your topic titles are pretentious.
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Gafemage
06/15/18 11:07:56 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
Demi - Ugly

http://tinyurl.com/y739kdgf

She looks normal...

Anyways, depends how hot the guy is & how big/ugly the spider/insect is.
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solosnake
06/15/18 11:07:57 PM
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did they get laid?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/15/18 11:08:45 PM
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I mean she's no 919 but have you looked in a mirror lately tc?

Glass houses homie.
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Fin_Dawg_004
06/15/18 11:08:54 PM
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heartwarming story
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Fin_Dawg_004
06/15/18 11:09:47 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
he too was afraid of spiders but would "gladly" do it for a "pretty girl", as joe was also clearly blind

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StarSpangled
06/15/18 11:10:52 PM
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Is TC really this angry because a spider got smushed
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Darkrobotisback
06/15/18 11:11:01 PM
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Since when did KFC deliver ppl food???
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Gafemage
06/15/18 11:14:06 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
mrduckbear posted...
he too was afraid of spiders but would "gladly" do it for a "pretty girl", as joe was also clearly blind

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EverDownward
06/15/18 11:15:04 PM
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stop posting duckbear
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awesome999
06/15/18 11:16:22 PM
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@dolomedes
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Monolith1676
06/15/18 11:16:53 PM
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Fucking millenials.
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Vicious_Dios
06/15/18 11:23:13 PM
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StarSpangled posted...
Is TC really this angry because a spider got smushed


More like the TC is really this angry because the guy smashed.
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cjsdowg
06/15/18 11:25:35 PM
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And when Joe, the driver came after reading the note, he too was afraid of spiders but would "gladly" do it for a "pretty girl", as joe was also clearly blind


LOL
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Lordgold666
06/15/18 11:26:48 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Since when did KFC deliver ppl food???

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Gafemage
06/15/18 11:28:45 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Since when did KFC deliver ppl food???

I'm guessing the guy was an Uber driver & she ordered it through UberEats? Idk
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KamenRiderBlade
06/15/18 11:28:53 PM
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How hard is it to kill a spider?

Personally I have a hand held rechargeable vacuum that sucks up bugs dead and suffocates them in the waste bin.
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sylverlolol
06/16/18 2:57:03 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
huge photbia

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Full Throttle
06/16/18 10:14:17 AM
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StarSpangled posted...
Is TC really this angry because a spider got smushed


i wouldn't have been if it got away to live another day but unfortunately it didn't have a happy ending..
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deupd_u
06/16/18 10:16:10 AM
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She better have made him shoot his web
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/16/18 10:38:01 AM
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I only kill spiders in my apartment if they're in places I don't trust them to be, like near the bed or computer table or shower. Kitchen is okay. Under bathroom sink or in corners by radiators are okay. I get spiders in those places a lot and I leave them alone. Had 2 in the bathroom at the same time once and tried to coax one into the other one's territory to see if I could get them to fight each other but neither one was having any of that. The encroacher was not wanting to encroach and the other one went and hid in the wall. I was all "you spiders are no fun smh -_-"
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
06/16/18 10:40:04 AM
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KFC do delivery since when?
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frogman_295
06/16/18 12:22:06 PM
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my sister would have done this. She spent her money really wildly and trained her dogs to kill and eat spiders in her house. >___>
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RockRapDubstep
06/16/18 12:23:31 PM
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Wait, KFC delivers?
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KamenRiderBlade
06/16/18 12:36:29 PM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
Wait, KFC delivers?
They probably got KFC through "Uber Eats" or "GrubHub" type service
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/16/18 12:46:13 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
RockRapDubstep posted...
Wait, KFC delivers?
They probably got KFC through "Uber Eats" or "GrubHub" type service

KFC delivers in the UK
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spudger
06/16/18 12:47:26 PM
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this is like a start to a bad porno
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CommonStar
06/16/18 12:49:02 PM
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She's cute wtf
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ChewedMint
06/16/18 12:49:17 PM
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spudger posted...
this is like a start to a bad porno

This, how did it take 30 posts for someone to mention this
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KamenRiderBlade
06/16/18 12:54:31 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KFC delivers in the UK
Interesting, in the US it's a normal Fast Food chain with no take out usually.
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EliteLevel
06/16/18 1:20:08 PM
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She snapped the picture of Joe just before he went to get the spider...but unfortunately, Joe MISSED it and it fell to the floor...

Was the spider later destroyed?

...but sadly he squashed it after..

Oh.
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frogman_295
06/16/18 1:24:30 PM
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CommonStar posted...
She's cute wtf

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/16/18 1:29:44 PM
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DUCKBEAR HAAAAAA WHO YOU FOOLIN BUSTA YOU CAN'T GO AROUND CALLING ANYBODY UGLY YOU PUDGY ASIAN BUDDHIST ;) LMFAOOOO

i'm fucking dead he called someone else ugly
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Junkratprime03
06/16/18 1:32:15 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
DUCKBEAR HAAAAAA WHO YOU FOOLIN BUSTA YOU CAN'T GO AROUND CALLING ANYBODY UGLY YOU PUDGY ASIAN BUDDHIST ;) LMFAOOOO

i'm fucking dead he called someone else ugly


Aren't you the one they keep talking about in the confession topic about the horrible naked selfie and the micro?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/16/18 1:35:24 PM
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Goats posted...
spinarak


lol
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/16/18 5:39:32 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KFC delivers in the UK
Interesting, in the US it's a normal Fast Food chain with no take out usually.

Yeah I know. Stop AMERICANSPLAINING to me. Geez, do you guys see this guy americansplaining right now. Why do americans always feel the need to explain things to me.
Kfc delivery is a relativly recent phenomenom afiak anyway https://order.kfc.co.uk/uk/order/welcome

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LethalAffinity
06/16/18 5:40:46 PM
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UltraDeku
06/16/18 5:41:44 PM
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Was he paid extra?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/16/18 5:55:04 PM
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I just realized the article didn't explain one key aspect to this story and left the most important question unanswered... was the spider a HEIFER?
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