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YoshitoKikuchi 06/17/18 1:01:39 AM #1: |
Was Adam wrong to eat the forbidden fruit offered by Eve? - Results (19 votes)
Yes
57.89% (11 votes)
11
No
42.11% (8 votes)
8
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SpinKirby 06/17/18 1:03:22 AM #2: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What would you have done if you were Adam? Swear off women and hibernate until video games are somehow invented. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 06/17/18 1:04:09 AM #3: |
-have no knowledge of good and evil
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BloodyNate 06/17/18 1:04:26 AM #4: |
i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you all the time, bro?
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PanzerElite 06/17/18 1:05:21 AM #5: |
I bet Eve was hot.
They had a good thing going in the garden tbh. --- What the goodness?! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 06/17/18 1:05:22 AM #6: |
BloodyNate posted...
i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you? What kind of loser writes down laws to live by and makes the first one "like me more than anyone else"? Maybe he should've given a reason for people to do that --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 06/17/18 1:06:12 AM #7: |
Eating the fruit was the best thing mankind ever did.
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PanzerElite 06/17/18 1:06:14 AM #8: |
Doe posted...
BloodyNate posted...i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you? Well he did give them a literal paradise to live in. --- What the goodness?! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sexypwnstar 06/17/18 1:07:17 AM #9: |
Yeah, Adam was a dumbass and couldn't think for himself
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au_gold 06/17/18 1:07:26 AM #10: |
Yes. Adam should have sided with God.
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Doe 06/17/18 1:08:45 AM #11: |
PanzerElite posted...
Well he did give them a literal paradise to live in. I mean that if you're deserving of love more than anything else, you shouldn't need to tell people that. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodyNate 06/17/18 1:08:59 AM #12: |
au_gold posted...
Yes. Adam should have sided with God. gods not a bro, hes a zaddy --- Be nice and spread positivity! If you think i'm being mean to Parappa, chances are it's a joke ... Copied to Clipboard!
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545x39 06/17/18 1:10:45 AM #13: |
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ShinobiNinjaX 06/17/18 1:13:49 AM #14: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What would you have done if you were Adam? Call God over and show what Eve did --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vocedelmorte 06/17/18 1:24:52 AM #16: |
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple
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SK8T3R215 06/17/18 1:26:13 AM #17: |
Eve living a life of memes ruins a man's life.
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YoshitoKikuchi 06/17/18 11:12:57 AM #18: |
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DD Divine 06/17/18 11:17:03 AM #19: |
Were talking about fictional characters, fictional characters.
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Zikten 06/17/18 11:19:42 AM #20: |
vocedelmorte posted...
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple this people always "we'd be in the garden still!" no. you wouldn't exist. Adam and Eve would have just lived immortality in the garden for all eternity and nobody else would be born, ever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 11:20:33 AM #21: |
If adam didn't eat the apple he would have been alone in paradise with God forever, so it's kind of a catch 22
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 11:21:11 AM #22: |
Zikten posted...
Eve would have just lived immortality oh no you're wrong about that. eve would have been condemned all alone --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 06/17/18 11:23:56 AM #23: |
God put the fruit there with the intention that they break the rule and eat it. It's a common myth, probably because it's a common thing in nature for relations between parents and their children to reach a breaking point right around the time they reach sexual maturity as nature's sickly way of tricking people into filling the void with offspring of their own.
In other words it wasn't ever actually a bad thing. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 11:25:39 AM #24: |
SpiralDrift posted...
God put the fruit there with the intention that they break the rule and eat it. It's a common myth, probably because it's a common thing in nature for relations between parents and their children to reach a breaking point right around the time they reach sexual maturity as nature's sickly way of tricking people into filling the void with offspring of their own. he in his heart was hoping they wouldn't eat the fruit. the act of defiance by adam and eve broke the illusion God created for them. They couldn't go back because they knew the truth --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 06/17/18 11:30:37 AM #25: |
catboy0_0 posted...
Zikten posted...Eve would have just lived immortality I mean if neither of them ever touched the apple ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 11:31:38 AM #26: |
Zikten posted...
catboy0_0 posted...Zikten posted...Eve would have just lived immortality well yeah. that would have been boring. the trick the devil sold eve was that peace in eden was too boring and she could handle the weight of the world of sin --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/17/18 11:31:38 AM #27: |
Adam failed to control his wife
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 11:32:47 AM #28: |
MedzXVIII posted...
Adam failed to control his wife it's actually written in the bible I forget where: a man's woman will seek to control her husband and that is her greatest desire --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 06/17/18 11:59:46 AM #29: |
All part of the ineffable plan.
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 12:05:02 PM #30: |
Stagmar posted...
All part of the ineffable plan. that would make God kind of an asshole though --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 06/17/18 12:05:27 PM #31: |
catboy0_0 posted...
Stagmar posted...All part of the ineffable plan. Well, yeah. Old testament God is an asshole. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 06/17/18 12:39:28 PM #32: |
Stagmar posted...
catboy0_0 posted...Stagmar posted...All part of the ineffable plan. Damn --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romes187 06/17/18 12:50:56 PM #33: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 06/17/18 4:07:52 PM #34: |
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Offworlder1 06/17/18 4:15:34 PM #35: |
Eve was a THOT anyway, there is a reason the snake was chatting her up instead of Adam.
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Howl 06/17/18 4:17:20 PM #36: |
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.
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YoshitoKikuchi 06/17/18 4:19:58 PM #37: |
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. What did the snake offer then? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 06/17/18 5:27:58 PM #38: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Howl posted...The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. The snake assured Eve that the fruit was good and would make her like God. She had some and found it to be good(at least initially), so she naturally offered it to Adam. In Paradise Lost, Adam has a whole monologue where he agonizes over whether he should eat it, but he ultimately decides to do so because he doesn't want to be separated from Eve(IIRC). In the Bible, God had promised to straight-up destroy them if they ate it, and of course doesn't. He doesn't even seem particularly surprised that they ultimately did eat it. It's a metaphor for transitioning from childhood to adulthood, IMO. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 06/17/18 5:32:13 PM #39: |
Zikten posted...
vocedelmorte posted...But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple I mean, they could have reproduced in the garden They just never bothered because the lack of impending mortality as a motivation --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 06/17/18 5:33:42 PM #40: |
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. Yeah, the bible becomes a more interesting read when you start interpreting them metaphorically rather than literally, the only reason a lot of evangelists dislike people doing that is because it would diminish the bible to a story book rather than a history book. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 06/17/18 5:37:27 PM #41: |
Prestoff posted...
Howl posted...The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. But it is literally a story book and literally not a history book. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Howl 06/17/18 6:23:48 PM #42: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Howl posted...The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. My assumption is he gave them knowledge of sexual intercourse. She masturbated, realized how much she liked it, then tempted Adam to have sex with her. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 06/17/18 6:26:04 PM #43: |
She was the forbidden fruit
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catboy0_0 06/17/18 6:27:14 PM #44: |
don't fuck eve
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Prestoff 06/17/18 9:18:11 PM #45: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Prestoff posted...Howl posted...The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 06/17/18 9:50:02 PM #46: |
Prestoff posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Prestoff posted...Howl posted...The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done. No worries man. I'm aware. Just wanted to be sure that wouldn't be lost on anyone :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 06/17/18 9:52:04 PM #47: |
She should have let Steve take the apple. That way, Christians would have no arguments against gay marriage.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 06/17/18 9:55:19 PM #48: |
Phantom_Nook posted...
She should have let Steve take the apple. That way, Christians would have no arguments against gay marriage. There was no Steve. That's an evangelical misconception. There was a guy named Stephen, but he did not go by the nickname "Steve." He was British and when using a nickname or being referred by a nickname, he actually went by "Ste." It's not common, but it's not unheard of. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoungMakaiyum 06/17/18 9:56:07 PM #49: |
Zikten posted...
vocedelmorte posted...But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple shit never thought of that ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 06/17/18 9:56:40 PM #50: |
the real question is why did god make an apple tree? why not make it a spinach tree or broccoli tree or something, then they definitely wouldn't have eaten it then
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YoshitoKikuchi 06/18/18 3:01:32 PM #51: |
YoungMakaiyum posted...
Zikten posted...vocedelmorte posted...But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple Interesting that they would never know what sex was. --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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