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YoshitoKikuchi
06/17/18 1:01:39 AM
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Was Adam wrong to eat the forbidden fruit offered by Eve? - Results (19 votes)
Yes
57.89% (11 votes)
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No
42.11% (8 votes)
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What would you have done if you were Adam?
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SpinKirby
06/17/18 1:03:22 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What would you have done if you were Adam?


Swear off women and hibernate until video games are somehow invented.
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Doe
06/17/18 1:04:09 AM
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-have no knowledge of good and evil
-Eat fruit offered by your wife
-"Fuck you Adam most of your children will burn in hell for all of eternity"
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BloodyNate
06/17/18 1:04:26 AM
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i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you all the time, bro?
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PanzerElite
06/17/18 1:05:21 AM
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I bet Eve was hot.

They had a good thing going in the garden tbh.
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Doe
06/17/18 1:05:22 AM
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BloodyNate posted...
i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you?

What kind of loser writes down laws to live by and makes the first one "like me more than anyone else"? Maybe he should've given a reason for people to do that
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Verdekal
06/17/18 1:06:12 AM
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Eating the fruit was the best thing mankind ever did.
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PanzerElite
06/17/18 1:06:14 AM
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Doe posted...
BloodyNate posted...
i wouldnt have eaten it knowing what i know, but God was a real bitch about that tbqh. like why is it so important to test everyones devotion to you?

What kind of loser writes down laws to live by and makes the first one "like me more than anyone else"? Maybe he should've given a reason for people to do that

Well he did give them a literal paradise to live in.
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Sexypwnstar
06/17/18 1:07:17 AM
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Yeah, Adam was a dumbass and couldn't think for himself
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au_gold
06/17/18 1:07:26 AM
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Yes. Adam should have sided with God.

Bros before hoes.
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Doe
06/17/18 1:08:45 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
Well he did give them a literal paradise to live in.

I mean that if you're deserving of love more than anything else, you shouldn't need to tell people that.
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BloodyNate
06/17/18 1:08:59 AM
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au_gold posted...
Yes. Adam should have sided with God.

Bros before hoes.

gods not a bro, hes a zaddy
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545x39
06/17/18 1:10:45 AM
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Yes. He should have ate the booty.
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ShinobiNinjaX
06/17/18 1:13:49 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What would you have done if you were Adam?

Call God over and show what Eve did
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vocedelmorte
06/17/18 1:24:52 AM
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But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple
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SK8T3R215
06/17/18 1:26:13 AM
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Eve living a life of memes ruins a man's life.
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/17/18 11:12:57 AM
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bump
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DD Divine
06/17/18 11:17:03 AM
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Were talking about fictional characters, fictional characters.
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Zikten
06/17/18 11:19:42 AM
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vocedelmorte posted...
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple

this

people always "we'd be in the garden still!"

no. you wouldn't exist. Adam and Eve would have just lived immortality in the garden for all eternity and nobody else would be born, ever.
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 11:20:33 AM
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If adam didn't eat the apple he would have been alone in paradise with God forever, so it's kind of a catch 22
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 11:21:11 AM
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Zikten posted...
Eve would have just lived immortality

oh no you're wrong about that. eve would have been condemned all alone
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SpiralDrift
06/17/18 11:23:56 AM
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God put the fruit there with the intention that they break the rule and eat it. It's a common myth, probably because it's a common thing in nature for relations between parents and their children to reach a breaking point right around the time they reach sexual maturity as nature's sickly way of tricking people into filling the void with offspring of their own.

In other words it wasn't ever actually a bad thing.
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 11:25:39 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
God put the fruit there with the intention that they break the rule and eat it. It's a common myth, probably because it's a common thing in nature for relations between parents and their children to reach a breaking point right around the time they reach sexual maturity as nature's sickly way of tricking people into filling the void with offspring of their own.

In other words it wasn't ever actually a bad thing.

he in his heart was hoping they wouldn't eat the fruit. the act of defiance by adam and eve broke the illusion God created for them. They couldn't go back because they knew the truth
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Zikten
06/17/18 11:30:37 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Zikten posted...
Eve would have just lived immortality

oh no you're wrong about that. eve would have been condemned all alone

I mean if neither of them ever touched the apple
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 11:31:38 AM
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Zikten posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Zikten posted...
Eve would have just lived immortality

oh no you're wrong about that. eve would have been condemned all alone

I mean if neither of them ever touched the apple

well yeah. that would have been boring. the trick the devil sold eve was that peace in eden was too boring and she could handle the weight of the world of sin
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MedzXVIII
06/17/18 11:31:38 AM
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Adam failed to control his wife
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 11:32:47 AM
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MedzXVIII posted...
Adam failed to control his wife

it's actually written in the bible I forget where: a man's woman will seek to control her husband and that is her greatest desire
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Stagmar
06/17/18 11:59:46 AM
#29:


All part of the ineffable plan.
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 12:05:02 PM
#30:


Stagmar posted...
All part of the ineffable plan.

that would make God kind of an asshole though
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Stagmar
06/17/18 12:05:27 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Stagmar posted...
All part of the ineffable plan.

that would make God kind of an asshole though

Well, yeah. Old testament God is an asshole.
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/17/18 12:39:28 PM
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Stagmar posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Stagmar posted...
All part of the ineffable plan.

that would make God kind of an asshole though

Well, yeah. Old testament God is an asshole.


Damn
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Romes187
06/17/18 12:50:56 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/17/18 4:07:52 PM
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bump
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Offworlder1
06/17/18 4:15:34 PM
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Eve was a THOT anyway, there is a reason the snake was chatting her up instead of Adam.
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Howl
06/17/18 4:17:20 PM
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The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/17/18 4:19:58 PM
#37:


Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


What did the snake offer then?
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ElatedVenusaur
06/17/18 5:27:58 PM
#38:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


What did the snake offer then?

The snake assured Eve that the fruit was good and would make her like God. She had some and found it to be good(at least initially), so she naturally offered it to Adam.
In Paradise Lost, Adam has a whole monologue where he agonizes over whether he should eat it, but he ultimately decides to do so because he doesn't want to be separated from Eve(IIRC).
In the Bible, God had promised to straight-up destroy them if they ate it, and of course doesn't. He doesn't even seem particularly surprised that they ultimately did eat it.
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gunplagirl
06/17/18 5:32:13 PM
#39:


Zikten posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple

this

people always "we'd be in the garden still!"

no. you wouldn't exist. Adam and Eve would have just lived immortality in the garden for all eternity and nobody else would be born, ever.


I mean, they could have reproduced in the garden

They just never bothered because the lack of impending mortality as a motivation
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Prestoff
06/17/18 5:33:42 PM
#40:


Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


Yeah, the bible becomes a more interesting read when you start interpreting them metaphorically rather than literally, the only reason a lot of evangelists dislike people doing that is because it would diminish the bible to a story book rather than a history book.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/17/18 5:37:27 PM
#41:


Prestoff posted...
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


Yeah, the bible becomes a more interesting read when you start interpreting them metaphorically rather than literally, the only reason a lot of evangelists dislike people doing that is because it would diminish the bible to a story book rather than a history book.


But it is literally a story book and literally not a history book.
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Howl
06/17/18 6:23:48 PM
#42:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


What did the snake offer then?


My assumption is he gave them knowledge of sexual intercourse. She masturbated, realized how much she liked it, then tempted Adam to have sex with her.
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RetsuZaiZen
06/17/18 6:26:04 PM
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She was the forbidden fruit
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catboy0_0
06/17/18 6:27:14 PM
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don't fuck eve
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Prestoff
06/17/18 9:18:11 PM
#45:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Prestoff posted...
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


Yeah, the bible becomes a more interesting read when you start interpreting them metaphorically rather than literally, the only reason a lot of evangelists dislike people doing that is because it would diminish the bible to a story book rather than a history book.


But it is literally a story book and literally not a history book.


I know, I agree. But I'm stating why evangelists don't like to interpret the bible that way
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/17/18 9:50:02 PM
#46:


Prestoff posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Prestoff posted...
Howl posted...
The fruit was a parable for sex. Adam had sex with Eve. Then they realized they were naked and felt shame for what they had done.


Yeah, the bible becomes a more interesting read when you start interpreting them metaphorically rather than literally, the only reason a lot of evangelists dislike people doing that is because it would diminish the bible to a story book rather than a history book.


But it is literally a story book and literally not a history book.


I know, I agree. But I'm stating why evangelists don't like to interpret the bible that way


No worries man. I'm aware. Just wanted to be sure that wouldn't be lost on anyone :)
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Phantom_Nook
06/17/18 9:52:04 PM
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She should have let Steve take the apple. That way, Christians would have no arguments against gay marriage.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/17/18 9:55:19 PM
#48:


Phantom_Nook posted...
She should have let Steve take the apple. That way, Christians would have no arguments against gay marriage.


There was no Steve. That's an evangelical misconception. There was a guy named Stephen, but he did not go by the nickname "Steve." He was British and when using a nickname or being referred by a nickname, he actually went by "Ste." It's not common, but it's not unheard of.
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YoungMakaiyum
06/17/18 9:56:07 PM
#49:


Zikten posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple

this

people always "we'd be in the garden still!"

no. you wouldn't exist. Adam and Eve would have just lived immortality in the garden for all eternity and nobody else would be born, ever.

shit never thought of that
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OwlRammer
06/17/18 9:56:40 PM
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the real question is why did god make an apple tree? why not make it a spinach tree or broccoli tree or something, then they definitely wouldn't have eaten it then
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/18/18 3:01:32 PM
#51:


YoungMakaiyum posted...
Zikten posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
But if adam didn't eat an apple, then there wouldn't be humanity, cause the only reason they banged is cause of apple

this

people always "we'd be in the garden still!"

no. you wouldn't exist. Adam and Eve would have just lived immortality in the garden for all eternity and nobody else would be born, ever.

shit never thought of that


Interesting that they would never know what sex was.
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