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Squall28 06/18/18 5:27:26 PM #1:	Rat is hungry. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903518318] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Rat is hungry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Russman 06/18/18 5:29:05 PM #2:	Im a bigger rat. Ask the fellow Y ballaz they know --- Your name is Russman! Russ-man! <cite>Russman posted [p:903518410] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Im a bigger rat. Ask the fellow Y ballaz they know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DisgracefulSins 06/18/18 5:30:21 PM #3:	Do we have access to our guns? --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:903518488] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Do we have access to our guns?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 06/18/18 5:31:08 PM #4:	um hell yes please --- https://twitter.com/NothingButMunch <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:903518538] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>um hell yes please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 06/18/18 5:31:51 PM #5:	Sure... Seems easy. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:903518577] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Sure... Seems easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 06/18/18 5:31:53 PM #6:	That's fucking scary, but I've got a mean pair of kickers. Yolo --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:903518581] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>That's fucking scary, but I've got a mean pair of kickers. Yolo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/18/18 5:32:44 PM #7:	That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:903518626] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 5:40:00 PM #8:	DisgracefulSins posted... Do we have access to our guns? No bare hands. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903519097] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>DisgracefulSins posted...</cite> <quote>Do we have access to our guns?</quote> No bare hands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 06/18/18 5:40:44 PM #9:	What are my weapons? If bare hands, then I won't risk it. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid <cite>HagenEx posted [p:903519140] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>What are my weapons? If bare hands, then I won't risk it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpinKirby 06/18/18 5:43:58 PM #11:	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:903519332] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 06/18/18 5:45:01 PM #12:	yeah --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:903519390] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MawiIe-Mega 06/18/18 5:46:26 PM #14:	sounds fun <cite>MawiIe-Mega posted [p:903519472] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>sounds fun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 06/18/18 5:46:38 PM #15:	SpinKirby posted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara lol i would if it's a capybara because they are like the friendliest animals ever but would feel bad tbh because they arent vicious --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:903519483] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpinKirby posted...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara </quote> lol i would if it's a capybara because they are like the friendliest animals ever but would feel bad tbh because they arent vicious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 06/18/18 5:47:04 PM #16:	Giant Rat Son, I play RPG's. I have literally been training for this fight my entire life. --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:903519513] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Giant Rat Son, I play RPG's. I have literally been training for this fight my entire life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 06/18/18 6:04:55 PM #17:	Sure unless it has rabies. SpinKirby posted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara Rodent =/= Rat --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:903520456] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Sure unless it has rabies. <cite>SpinKirby posted...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara </quote> Rodent =/= Rat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/18/18 6:06:19 PM #18:	Deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:903520521] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 06/18/18 6:06:24 PM #19:	Superlinkbro posted... Rodent =/= Rat Obviously, but it's a nice visual. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:903520522] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>Rodent =/= Rat</quote> Obviously, but it's a nice visual.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 06/18/18 6:06:45 PM #20:	SpinKirby posted... Superlinkbro posted... Rodent =/= Rat Obviously, but it's a nice visual. I guess so --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:903520535] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpinKirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>Rodent =/= Rat</quote> Obviously, but it's a nice visual.</quote> I guess so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 6:06:59 PM #21:	Have you guys seen rat teeth? Imagine a German Shepherd, but instead, it's a giant ass rat. CEmen asking for death here. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903520546] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Have you guys seen rat teeth? Imagine a German Shepherd, but instead, it's a giant ass rat. CEmen asking for death here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 06/18/18 6:07:07 PM #22:	Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:903520561] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 06/18/18 6:10:38 PM #23:	@DrizztLink posted... That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement. Lmao this is a very good post Its been a million years since I played so I may be misremembering, but is this a Dark Alliance reference? Drizzt makes me ask. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:903520774] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>@DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement.</quote> Lmao this is a very good post Its been a million years since I played so I may be misremembering, but is this a Dark Alliance reference? Drizzt makes me ask.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 06/18/18 6:11:20 PM #24:	What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:903520815] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 6:13:49 PM #25:	Gheb posted... What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it. You fight head in, but how do you think you are going to stop the rat from jumping in your face and mauling you. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903520974] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it.</quote> You fight head in, but how do you think you are going to stop the rat from jumping in your face and mauling you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 06/18/18 6:15:46 PM #26:	Mr_Biscuit posted... Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist. Then you haven't played Fallout. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid <cite>HagenEx posted [p:903521098] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist.</quote> Then you haven't played Fallout.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
polopili 06/18/18 6:16:42 PM #27:	Do I get medical assistance after the fight? like I'll probably beat it but I might catch rabies or something. <cite>polopili posted [p:903521160] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Do I get medical assistance after the fight? like I'll probably beat it but I might catch rabies or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 6:16:50 PM #28:	The jaws of a rat can exert 12 tons per square inch. Great white sharks bite 2 tons per square inch. Rats can chew through bricks. You guys are done. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903521173] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>The jaws of a rat can exert 12 tons per square inch. Great white sharks bite 2 tons per square inch. Rats can chew through bricks. You guys are done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 06/18/18 6:17:19 PM #29:	Mr_Biscuit posted... Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist. Damnit beat me to it! --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:903521198] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>Rodents of unusual size? I dont think they exist.</quote> Damnit beat me to it!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 06/18/18 6:17:21 PM #30:	Gheb posted... What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it. This. At 80 pound rat is gonna rio through your tissue and muscle like wax paper and probably take a bit of bone with it. --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:903521201] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it.</quote> This. At 80 pound rat is gonna rio through your tissue and muscle like wax paper and probably take a bit of bone with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 06/18/18 6:45:02 PM #31:	Squall28 posted... Gheb posted... What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it. You fight head in, but how do you think you are going to stop the rat from jumping in your face and mauling you. I'm twice its weight and have a reach advantage. A proper kick to it's head as it comes at you would stun it, if not outright kill the thing. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:903522781] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>What are the circumstances of me fighting this rat? If I'm facing it head on I'm probably fine, but if I'm there is a chance an 80 pound rat can surprise attack me, it'll probably knock me over and start biting through me before I can do anything to stop it.</quote> You fight head in, but how do you think you are going to stop the rat from jumping in your face and mauling you.</quote> I'm twice its weight and have a reach advantage. A proper kick to it's head as it comes at you would stun it, if not outright kill the thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 06/18/18 6:55:25 PM #32:	So I have to kill one of those Skeevers from Skyrim. Doable, but the diseases they spread are worse than any direct physical injury they could inflict. Squall28 posted... The jaws of a rat can exert 12 tons per square inch. Great white sharks bite 2 tons per square inch. Rats can chew through bricks. You guys are done. http://www.pctonline.com/article/-fact-or-fiction--the-tooth-of-the-rat/ [...] Using an instrument called a force transducer (the same type of tool as in the gator study, just a lot smaller), the investigators measured the biting force of the three primary rodent enemies of cabling: gray squirrel, pocket gopher and Norway rat. And (drum roll, please) what did they find? They discovered that rats bite with an average pressure of about 1 pound. You read right 1 pound of pressure. Gophers were almost identical, but squirrels were relative brutes, weighing in at nearly 3 pounds of bite force. The authors didnt end there. They measured gnawing rates (the average was one-and-a-half bites per second) and concluded that typical chewing behavior is kind of a scraping action that applies only one-half or less of the maximum bite force. They studied damage to various types of cable sheathing, hypothesized two types of material failure depending on its hardness, and recommended guidelines for selecting the most reliable rodent-resistant cable armor. As an applied science aficionado, I was enthralled. And then well dash it all, they just couldnt resist pressing the critters incisors onto a thin plastic film, measuring the actual knife-edge biting surface under a microscope, and doing the math to come up with those wacky extrapolated figures. Why, in the very first paragraph of their paper, we find out that rats can bite with 7,000 psi and squirrels can do it at 22,000 psi! The rest is history. These are undeniably sexy numbers, and have thus been passed down through the decades as bona fide rodent attributes. What isnt mentioned is that the figures are valid only for rodents with an incisor edge the width of your thumb, which would be a rat roughly the size of a rhinoceros. [...] --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:903523299] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>So I have to kill one of those Skeevers from Skyrim. Doable, but the diseases they spread are worse than any direct physical injury they could inflict. <cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>The jaws of a rat can exert 12 tons per square inch. Great white sharks bite 2 tons per square inch. Rats can chew through bricks. You guys are done.</quote> http://www.pctonline.com/article/-fact-or-fiction--the-tooth-of-the-rat/ <quote>[...] Using an instrument called a force transducer (the same type of tool as in the gator study, just a lot smaller), the investigators measured the biting force of the three primary rodent enemies of cabling: gray squirrel, pocket gopher and Norway rat. And (drum roll, please) what did they find? They discovered that rats bite with an average pressure of about 1 pound. You read right 1 pound of pressure. Gophers were almost identical, but squirrels were relative brutes, weighing in at nearly 3 pounds of bite force. The authors didnt end there. They measured gnawing rates (the average was one-and-a-half bites per second) and concluded that typical chewing behavior is kind of a scraping action that applies only one-half or less of the maximum bite force. They studied damage to various types of cable sheathing, hypothesized two types of material failure depending on its hardness, and recommended guidelines for selecting the most reliable rodent-resistant cable armor. As an applied science aficionado, I was enthralled. And then well dash it all, they just couldnt resist pressing the critters incisors onto a thin plastic film, measuring the actual knife-edge biting surface under a microscope, and doing the math to come up with those wacky extrapolated figures. Why, in the very first paragraph of their paper, we find out that rats can bite with 7,000 psi and squirrels can do it at 22,000 psi! The rest is history. These are undeniably sexy numbers, and have thus been passed down through the decades as bona fide rodent attributes. What isnt mentioned is that the figures are valid only for rodents with an incisor edge the width of your thumb, which would be a rat roughly the size of a rhinoceros. [...]</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 7:01:15 PM #33:	Different units. That pound gets scaled up by size. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903523563] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Different units. That pound gets scaled up by size.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/18/18 7:05:59 PM #34:	Not only would I kill it, I'd make rat burgers out of it and sell them to hungry people. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:903523786] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Not only would I kill it, I'd make rat burgers out of it and sell them to hungry people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tainted_emerald 06/18/18 7:07:37 PM #36:	Squall28 posted... Different units. That pound gets scaled up by size. Looks like it's only about 2.5 tons per sq.in. on a rhinoceros size rat. 80 lbs would likely be mid dog level biting power. Seems squirrels would be worse. --- "Evil is what you make of it. Bind it to a higher purpose and you would have altered its nature. We use what tools we must." - Gerald Tarrant <cite>tainted_emerald posted [p:903523862] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Different units. That pound gets scaled up by size.</quote> Looks like it's only about 2.5 tons per sq.in. on a rhinoceros size rat. 80 lbs would likely be mid dog level biting power. Seems squirrels would be worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 06/18/18 7:08:03 PM #37:	African Wild Dog > any other bite --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:903523884] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>African Wild Dog > any other bite</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/18/18 7:08:21 PM #38:	Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Sure... Seems easy. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:903523899] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote>Sure... Seems easy.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/18/18 7:10:50 PM #39:	master splinter would whoop all of your asses --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/CqukfNH https://imgur.com/Z0vo3WV <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:903524004] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>master splinter would whoop all of your asses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/18/18 7:14:20 PM #40:	fenderbender321 posted... fenderbender321 posted... Is the rat 80 pounds because it has abnormally large bones and muscles, or because it's incredibly obese? This question needs to be answered before I respond. It's just scaled up. Imagine a normal rat but it got hit by a growth ray. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:903524168] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Is the rat 80 pounds because it has abnormally large bones and muscles, or because it's incredibly obese?</quote> This question needs to be answered before I respond.</quote> It's just scaled up. Imagine a normal rat but it got hit by a growth ray.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Insanititious 06/18/18 7:18:15 PM #41:	Runescape taught me well. --- https://imgur.com/sET2pcI "Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death." <cite>Insanititious posted [p:903524367] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote>Runescape taught me well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/18/18 11:01:59 PM #42:	Mr_Biscuit posted... @DrizztLink posted... That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement. Lmao this is a very good post Its been a million years since I played so I may be misremembering, but is this a Dark Alliance reference? Drizzt makes me ask. RPG in general. Killing rats in the basement is the stereotypical first quest. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:903537698] in One millio... [t:76727454]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty fucking good pay for a level 1 adventurer. Don't even have to fight the mooks, straight to the boss in the tavern basement.</quote> Lmao this is a very good post Its been a million years since I played so I may be misremembering, but is this a Dark Alliance reference? Drizzt makes me ask.</quote> RPG in general. Killing rats in the basement is the stereotypical first quest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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