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ViralMoose
06/18/18 9:25:30 PM
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http://time.com/5314531/ted-cruz-jimmy-kimmel-basketball-blobfish/

Backstory: Jimmy Kimmel calls Ted Cruz a "blobfish", Cruz then challenges Kimmel to a basketball game, after which Cruz beats Kimmel by 2 points.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/18/18 9:28:16 PM
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Eh, good on them.
Ted earned a bit of respect (still not much from where he was in my book) for being one of the few Republican to back their shit. Even if he lost, having the balls to do it is better than most of our politicians.
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ViralMoose
06/18/18 9:55:08 PM
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bump
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SSJKirby
06/18/18 9:59:19 PM
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I would imagine the zodiac killer would be rather athletic
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BillyKidd
06/18/18 10:02:57 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
I would imagine the zodiac killer would be rather athletic


why? didn't he like kill taxi drivers after getting a ride. not exactly "athletic"
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DifferentialEquation
06/19/18 11:31:05 PM
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bump, funny how liberals are completely silent about this
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Sayoria
06/19/18 11:32:46 PM
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Well, Cruz is a lifetime basketball player, so....
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DifferentialEquation
06/20/18 10:56:25 AM
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Bump
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Butterfiles
06/20/18 10:59:46 AM
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I mean he is entering the NBA draft...
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CasualGuy
06/20/18 11:01:01 AM
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If Cruz did shit like this during his campaign to make himself likable he could have won the election/nomination
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Vertania
06/20/18 11:01:19 AM
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Though the match was supposed to end at 15 points, they agreed to call it quits early during the tiring two-hour one-on-one game at Texas Southern University.

Wait, what the fuck? How do you play for two hours and not even get 15 points?
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eston
06/20/18 11:02:44 AM
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Kolibri X
06/20/18 11:04:31 AM
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Was Jimmy in blackface again and did he cry after?
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LightHawKnight
06/20/18 11:05:49 AM
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Vertania posted...
Though the match was supposed to end at 15 points, they agreed to call it quits early during the tiring two-hour one-on-one game at Texas Southern University.

Wait, what the fuck? How do you play for two hours and not even get 15 points?


Old out of shape men? Still shocked that Ted who actually looks old and out of shape won.
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Tropicalwood
06/20/18 11:09:07 AM
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Lion Ted
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thrashmetal14
06/20/18 11:09:29 AM
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Vertania posted...
Though the match was supposed to end at 15 points, they agreed to call it quits early during the tiring two-hour one-on-one game at Texas Southern University.

Wait, what the fuck? How do you play for two hours and not even get 15 points?


Lmfao
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Vertania
06/20/18 11:10:20 AM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Old out of shape men?

That still doesn't explain it.

If they took one shot every minute (which is extremely slow), that'd be 120 shots. They'd have to have missed 100 of those. Plus they were only playing half court.
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davyheinz
06/20/18 11:11:07 AM
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Take that, libs!

God, no wonder America has issues.
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DifferentialEquation
06/20/18 11:20:16 AM
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Vertania posted...
Though the match was supposed to end at 15 points, they agreed to call it quits early during the tiring two-hour one-on-one game at Texas Southern University.

Wait, what the fuck? How do you play for two hours and not even get 15 points?


Ted Cruz is like a cat. He plays with his prey before moving in for the kill.
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