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Muffinz0rz 06/20/18 2:45:42 PM #1: |
Totally out of the blue. I was at the urinal just getting in a quick pee before foosball, so I didn't exactly have to go that bad. So I had to "push" a little bit to get the flow started.
Well what the fuck, even though I felt literally nothing coming from my rectum area prior to the "push," as soon as I began the pee, I felt a tiny little squirt back there, followed shortly after by a god-awful stench. Apparently I "pushed" the wrong area. So pants still unzipped, I quickly moved from the urinal into the stall. I took my pants all the way off and yeah there's like a massive brown stain. Fortunately, A.) There was a trash can in the stall for the underwear, B.) I was quick enough to take my pants off that nothing seeped into my jeans themselves, and C.) Nobody came in during the two minutes or so where my pants were literally on the ground, as opposed to around my ankles. So yeah I'm literally sitting here in jeans and no underwear. It's so fucking weird, and my jeans feel even looser so I worry they might fall down and totally expose me --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 06/20/18 2:46:09 PM #2: |
pics
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Carlbertomfg 06/20/18 2:46:33 PM #3: |
Free ballin' man. Be careful - it's hard to go back.
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Dyinglegacy 06/20/18 2:46:38 PM #4: |
JK
Don't... don't do that. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15008 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 06/20/18 2:49:28 PM #5: |
lol no foosball today
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Muffinz0rz 06/20/18 2:51:36 PM #6: |
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
lol no foosball today Actually yes foosball today. I wiped quickly and got back out there. Guy 4 and I beat Guys 1-2 in a three-game series. Guys 2 and 4 bet a pack of beef jerky on it. So I helped Guy 4 win a pack of beef jerky. Fuck Guy 3 lmfao hahahaha --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 06/20/18 4:58:23 PM #7: |
I can literally feel my dick against my leg
What the fuck Even worse is, I haven't deeded since Sunday, so boner risk is enhanced --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 06/20/18 5:07:13 PM #8: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I can literally feel my dick against my leg Uh, can't you do that even with underwear on? Is your penis usually outside of your underwear? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 06/20/18 9:40:10 PM #9: |
1337toothbrush posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...I can literally feel my dick against my leg No I threw my underwear away I wear tighty whities because I like keeping everything contained and reducing risk of accidental random boners popping out. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 06/20/18 9:42:31 PM #10: |
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kingdrake2 06/20/18 10:05:55 PM #12: |
condolences, i shit my pants last week. it was a huge mess and i had to take a shower but it happened at home.
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Muffinz0rz 06/21/18 11:14:21 AM #13: |
Ivynn posted...
Damn son sounds like you tuffin'd your muffins real good I did tbh, it wasn't pretty. tote_all posted... Spinal cord tumor. fuck kingdrake2 posted... condolences, i shit my pants last week. it was a huge mess and i had to take a shower but it happened at home. how did it happen for you? like was it an "unexpected" expulsion like in my case, or what happened --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 06/21/18 11:17:08 AM #15: |
1337toothbrush posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...I can literally feel my dick against my leg Im about to start this trend tbh. "We always thought that hole was for pissing but it's actually there cause your penis is suppose to stat on the outside" --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bob742omb 06/21/18 11:17:53 AM #16: |
it's ok shit your pants every once in a while
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lww99 06/21/18 11:18:17 AM #17: |
That's happened to me once. Sucks that the same muscle flex to pee, is the same one you use to poop.
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bob742omb 06/21/18 11:18:33 AM #18: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I wear tighty whities because I like keeping everything contained and reducing risk of accidental random boners popping out. aww yeah me too fam --- bob the buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFNtqC0ETqo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 06/21/18 11:18:47 AM #19: |
i knew it was coming out, i was trying to grab some reading material then mount fudgemore decided to blow in my pants.
if i could of changed things, i wouldn't of grabbed that reading material could of gotten to the toilet in time. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SavenForever 06/21/18 11:28:38 AM #20: |
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Muffinz0rz 06/21/18 11:29:24 AM #21: |
kingdrake2 posted...
could of kingdrake2 posted... wouldn't of kingdrake2 posted... could of Are you fucking kidding me right now Please tell me this is a gimmick fenderbender321 posted... This is exactly the reason why I always pull my pants and underwear down all the way when I pee. uhhhh but if you shit yourself then it'll still fall straight down into your pants/underwear --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abyssea 06/21/18 11:30:37 AM #22: |
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kingdrake2 06/21/18 11:30:39 AM #23: |
having bad grammar i have is bad gimmick i guess. i'm aware and trying to fix but i still suck at it.
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BlueJester007 06/21/18 11:31:02 AM #24: |
Going commando is great!
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Muffinz0rz 06/21/18 11:31:27 AM #25: |
Abyssea posted...
do you feel naughty not wearing any underpants? not in a good way --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 06/23/18 3:29:00 AM #27: |
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That's to be expected https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76737690 that's why --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 06/23/18 3:33:46 AM #28: |
I almost shit myself at work once. Rushed to the bathroom and every fucking stall was taken so I shit in the sink.
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/23/18 3:34:05 AM #29: |
Were you just not busy at work today or are you a professional foosball player?
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/23/18 3:34:38 AM #30: |
littlebro07 posted...
I almost shit myself at work once. Rushed to the bathroom and every fucking stall was taken so I shit in the sink. HAHA. Did people come out of the stall and stare? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 06/23/18 3:37:18 AM #31: |
littlebro07 posted...
I almost shit myself at work once. Rushed to the bathroom and every fucking stall was taken so I shit in the sink. fucking got'em Johnny_Nutcase posted... Were you just not busy at work today or are you a professional foosball player? yes --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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