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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:50:58 PM
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Yes, I'm embarassed anytime anybody sees it
15.38% (4 votes)
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Yes, I'm embarassed when somebody new sees it
3.85% (1 vote)
1
Yes, but only a little bit
3.85% (1 vote)
1
No, but I'm not super confident in it either
26.92% (7 votes)
7
No, I'm decently confident about it
38.46% (10 votes)
10
No, I'm very proud of it
7.69% (2 votes)
2
I do not have a penis and do not want one
0% (0 votes)
0
I do not have a penis but want one
3.85% (1 vote)
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I'm curious
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MabusIncarnate
06/20/18 9:51:32 PM
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Yes I'm always afraid I'm gonna step on it
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SBAndross
06/20/18 9:51:36 PM
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No, but I wish i had danglier balls

is that weird?
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1NfamousACE_2
06/20/18 9:51:47 PM
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Sometimes i think it's too big
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:52:40 PM
#5:


SBAndross posted...
No, but I wish i had danglier balls

is that weird?


nah, but I'm curious to know more. Even when you're warm they barely dangle? Or do you wish they dangled more when you're aroused?
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MabusIncarnate
06/20/18 9:53:33 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
SBAndross posted...
No, but I wish i had danglier balls

is that weird?


nah, but I'm curious to know more. Even when you're warm they barely dangle? Or do you wish they dangled more when you're aroused?

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Flockaveli
06/20/18 9:53:38 PM
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I mean I wish it was bigger cause that'd be really cool and I'd love to hoe around with it but I also have no problem poking fun at how little it is.
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LinksLiege
06/20/18 9:55:38 PM
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I'd take an increase, but everyone who's seen it has approved so I don't feel too self-conscious.
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:55:53 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
I mean I wish it was bigger cause that'd be really cool and I'd love to hoe around with it but I also have no problem poking fun at how little it is.


how little is it? I admire your confidence. I usually make a casual joke about mine after a good dicking but it comes from a place of (usually assuaged by the quality of the sex) fear tbqh
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NOM
06/20/18 9:56:35 PM
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Extremely. It's why I'm a 31 year old turbovirgin.

Well, plus I'm fat and ugly and have a terrible personality. There's also that.
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:56:57 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
I'd take an increase, but everyone who's seen it has approved so I don't feel too self-conscious.


From what I understand, unless you posses a micropenis (and I'm very sorry to all people on here to whom that applies and are bothered by it), you most likely have the ability to satisfy
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Iodine
06/20/18 9:57:00 PM
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NOM posted...
Extremely. It's why I'm a 31 year old turbovirgin.

Well, plus I'm fat and ugly and have a terrible personality. There's also that.

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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:57:23 PM
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NOM posted...
Extremely. It's why I'm a 31 year old turbovirgin.

Well, plus I'm fat and ugly and have a terrible personality. There's also that.


how do you feel about these things?
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/20/18 9:57:35 PM
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I'm bigger than most but there's not enough there to be a girl's biggest, so I'll always be "that's great, but I've had better". Somehow feels worse than just her not having any comment at all.
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 9:58:46 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
I'm bigger than most but there's not enough there to be a girl's biggest, so I'll always be "that's great, but I've had better". Somehow feels worse than just her not having any comment at all.


I know for a fact that I've never been anyone's biggest (except my ex girlfriend since I was her first) but I've been told by multiple women that I was their best or one of them.

That whole "motion of the ocean" saying is real.

EDIT: Also I just understood your last sentence, people actually say that to you? Damn. They sound cold.
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NOM
06/20/18 9:59:53 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
NOM posted...
Extremely. It's why I'm a 31 year old turbovirgin.

Well, plus I'm fat and ugly and have a terrible personality. There's also that.


how do you feel about these things?

.... not good?
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solosnake
06/20/18 10:00:40 PM
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I used to be pretty embarrassed, but after doing some basic enlargement exercises, Ive gained 0.75 in length and 0.30 in girth, and I feel pretty satisfied, so does my current gf :)
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 10:01:00 PM
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NOM posted...
.... not good?


okay :) i hope that you find happiness!
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BloodyNate
06/20/18 10:01:20 PM
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solosnake posted...
I used to be pretty embarrassed, but after doing some basic enlargement exercises, Ive gained 0.75 in length and 0.30 in girth, and I feel pretty satisfied, so does my current gf :)


wait what tell me more
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KogaSteelfang
06/20/18 10:06:43 PM
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I'd prefer a bit more length, but meh, it's not something I worry about. Then again, it's not like anyone's ever gonna see it irl anyway.
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solosnake
06/20/18 10:07:47 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
solosnake posted...
I used to be pretty embarrassed, but after doing some basic enlargement exercises, Ive gained 0.75 in length and 0.30 in girth, and I feel pretty satisfied, so does my current gf :)


wait what tell me more

look up jelqing, theres other waystoo, but it takes time to see gains, i almost gave up because i didnt see anything noticeable for over a month
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NOM
06/20/18 10:07:58 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
NOM posted...
.... not good?


okay :) i hope that you find happiness!

I, uh, thanks? You... too?
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VTBM
06/20/18 10:08:06 PM
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jayj420
06/20/18 10:14:12 PM
#24:


Where is the "I have a penis and I want one" option?
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tor984
06/20/18 10:15:14 PM
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Havent heard a complaint yet.
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LinksLiege
06/20/18 10:16:34 PM
#26:


BloodyNate posted...
From what I understand, unless you posses a micropenis (and I'm very sorry to all people on here to whom that applies and are bothered by it), you most likely have the ability to satisfy

Even if it were micro, the dick ain't the only part that can satisfy someone. Hands. Mouths. Toys. There's options.

Either way - I wouldn't have such lax requirements for letting someone see it if I were outright embarrassed by it.
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Panthera
06/20/18 10:16:56 PM
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I can barely even leave my house for the paralyzing fear that any given person I see may laugh at me for my peculiar penis
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Flockaveli
06/20/18 10:17:36 PM
#28:


BloodyNate posted...
Flockaveli posted...
I mean I wish it was bigger cause that'd be really cool and I'd love to hoe around with it but I also have no problem poking fun at how little it is.


how little is it? I admire your confidence. I usually make a casual joke about mine after a good dicking but it comes from a place of (usually assuaged by the quality of the sex) fear tbqh

Soft it's about 2 in. and when it gets hard it can be anywhere between 4.5 - 6 in. depending on various things, the biggest being how much I am into the girl I'm with.
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NOM
06/20/18 10:18:45 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
BloodyNate posted...
From what I understand, unless you posses a micropenis (and I'm very sorry to all people on here to whom that applies and are bothered by it), you most likely have the ability to satisfy

Even if it were micro, the dick ain't the only part that can satisfy someone. Hands. Mouths. Toys. There's options.

Either way - I wouldn't have such lax requirements for letting someone see it if I were outright embarrassed by it.

This shit is always spouted by either a) dudes with a big member just trying to make the little guys feel okay, or b) someone trying to reassure themselves.
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TheFuriousInch
06/20/18 10:18:54 PM
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Mistere Man
06/20/18 10:30:22 PM
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Panthera posted...
I can barely even leave my house for the paralyzing fear that any given person I see may laugh at me for my peculiar penis

This

Tiny wiener bros for life!
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LinksLiege
06/20/18 10:43:58 PM
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NOM posted...
This shit is always spouted by either a) dudes with a big member just trying to make the little guys feel okay, or b) someone trying to reassure themselves.

Yeah, as we all know nobody has ever been down for a blowjob.

How silly of me to suggest otherwise.
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DarthGravid
06/20/18 10:44:35 PM
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I'm not gigantic, but definitely above average. I have no shame, and will pull it out if asked. Honestly, it would be easier for me to show it to a room full of people than give a speech.
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DrizztLink
06/20/18 10:49:49 PM
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My experience was the girl taking my boxers off stopping midsentence to say "Holy shit," so I think I'm ok.
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NOM
06/20/18 11:39:37 PM
#35:


solosnake posted...
BloodyNate posted...
solosnake posted...
I used to be pretty embarrassed, but after doing some basic enlargement exercises, Ive gained 0.75 in length and 0.30 in girth, and I feel pretty satisfied, so does my current gf :)


wait what tell me more

look up jelqing, theres other waystoo, but it takes time to see gains, i almost gave up because i didnt see anything noticeable for over a month

WARNING

May cause penis to fall off!
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Panthera
06/20/18 11:52:36 PM
#36:


Mistere Man posted...
Panthera posted...
I can barely even leave my house for the paralyzing fear that any given person I see may laugh at me for my peculiar penis

This

Tiny wiener bros for life!


It's not tiny

Just peculiar

And unsettling
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vocedelmorte
06/20/18 11:55:15 PM
#37:


jayj420 posted...
Where is the "I have a penis and I want one" option?

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vocedelmorte
06/20/18 11:56:22 PM
#38:


Im decently confident
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Hairy-man
06/20/18 11:56:29 PM
#39:


Im fine with it
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Ryetoast
06/20/18 11:59:19 PM
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No..just very small flaccid.

Go from half an inch to 5.5 inches..which is not too bad.
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gguirao
06/21/18 1:23:16 AM
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I'm not concerned about it.
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Mistere Man
06/21/18 5:58:24 AM
#42:


Panthera posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Panthera posted...
I can barely even leave my house for the paralyzing fear that any given person I see may laugh at me for my peculiar penis

This

Tiny wiener bros for life!


It's not tiny

Just peculiar

And unsettling

I was just doing a parody of thunder bros for life honestly, but I can understand peculiar as mine will become inverted from time to time, so I say I have a innie not an outie.
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