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SpiralDrift 06/21/18 2:33:27 PM #1:	Your momma so fat, she walked past the TV and you missed two shows. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:903702303] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Your momma so fat, she walked past the TV and you missed two shows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DK9292 06/21/18 2:34:20 PM #3:	Is yo mama so ignorant she answers rhetorical questions? --- "If the heroes run and hide, who'll stay and fight?" ~Saitama <cite>DK9292 posted [p:903702355] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Is yo mama so ignorant she answers rhetorical questions?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray_Dorset 06/21/18 2:35:13 PM #4:	Yo momma is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice --- Owner of https://imgtc.com/ <cite>Ray_Dorset posted [p:903702409] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo momma is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 06/21/18 2:36:07 PM #5:	Yo mamma's so fat, when you get close to her, time slows down. ~~Physics humor~~ --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15060 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:903702466] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mamma's so fat, when you get close to her, time slows down. Physics humor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/21/18 2:37:25 PM #7:	Yo mamma's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:903702556] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mamma's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/21/18 2:38:10 PM #8:	Yo mama's house so dirty, I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:903702607] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama's house so dirty, I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 06/21/18 2:38:17 PM #9:	CrimsonRage posted... Dyinglegacy posted... Yo mamma's so fat, when you get close to her, time slows down. ~~Physics humor~~ nerd You know you cracked a tiny grin :P --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15060 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:903702615] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote><cite>CrimsonRage posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>Yo mamma's so fat, when you get close to her, time slows down. Physics humor</quote> nerd</quote> You know you cracked a tiny grin :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/21/18 2:39:54 PM #10:	Yo mama so fat, when your dad finishes and rolls off of her he rolls for 15 minutes. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:903702715] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so fat, when your dad finishes and rolls off of her he rolls for 15 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/21/18 2:42:04 PM #11:	Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:903702837] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 06/21/18 2:43:39 PM #12:	PoopPotato posted... Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose Old school :D Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15060 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:903702921] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote><cite>PoopPotato posted...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose</quote> Old school :D Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/21/18 2:44:42 PM #13:	Yo mama like school in summer. No class. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:903702992] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama like school in summer. No class.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 06/21/18 2:45:16 PM #14:	Yo mama so fat, she makes Boogie look like an anorexic --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:903703020] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so fat, she makes Boogie look like an anorexic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/21/18 2:46:46 PM #15:	Yo mama so dumb, she tried to turn the page on Facebook --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:903703090] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so dumb, she tried to turn the page on Facebook</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/21/18 2:49:45 PM #16:	Yo mama so dumb she called Comcast and asked them to install a pornhub. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:903703284] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so dumb she called Comcast and asked them to install a pornhub.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peter_Giffyndor 06/21/18 2:52:46 PM #17:	Your mother is so overweight, her doctor is very concerned about her health <cite>Peter_Giffyndor posted [p:903703497] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Your mother is so overweight, her doctor is very concerned about her health</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedzXVIII 06/21/18 2:53:31 PM #18:	Your mother --- Hi <cite>MedzXVIII posted [p:903703548] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Your mother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/21/18 2:56:38 PM #19:	MedzXVIII posted... Your mother Peggy? some great ventrilo times. she raged out on duke nukem. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:903703770] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote><cite>MedzXVIII posted...</cite> <quote>Your mother</quote> Peggy? some great ventrilo times. she raged out on duke nukem.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 06/21/18 2:59:54 PM #20:	yo momma so fat that she has actual bread rolls between her fat rolls --- https://imgur.com/OkvDFD3 https://imgur.com/owvpCYR <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:903703968] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>yo momma so fat that she has actual bread rolls between her fat rolls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 06/21/18 3:01:15 PM #21:	Yo mama is so fat that news stations follow her for live ground breaking incidents. --- A gif of Chocola and Vanilla clapping from Nekopara https://imgur.com/Zu4EnUj <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:903704042] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama is so fat that news stations follow her for live ground breaking incidents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 06/21/18 3:10:45 PM #22:	Yo mama so fat when the Backstreet Boys saw her they sang "Damn, now THAT is larger than life." --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:903704652] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so fat when the Backstreet Boys saw her they sang "Damn, now THAT is larger than life."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/21/18 3:11:31 PM #23:	Yo mama so dumb she thought Pokemon was a Jamaican tickling contest. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:903704706] in Give me yo... [t:76736693]...</cite> <quote>Yo mama so dumb she thought Pokemon was a Jamaican tickling contest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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