Current Events > The response to the 'Remake The Last Jedi' campaign is hilarious

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Our team of producers is offering to cover the budget for a remake of The Last Jedi in order to save Star Wars. Share this and spread the word to let @RobertIger & @Disney know you want this! This isn't a joke, we're ready to have the convo now! #RemakeTheLastJedi #StarWars

https://twitter.com/RMTheLastJedi/status/1009451938444914690?s=09

An example

Is this invitation for writers only or can scene suggestions be submitted?

For lea 2 scenes opener - she looks distraught, those around her assume she is grieving from loss of Han, Luke and her son. C3P-O suspects more. He has been with her all her life Even as a child making a strong impression was paramount to her

She hated showing weakness so she learned to use 3PO as a Diary a way to vent worries knowing she could keep him quiet by shutting him off or threatening to wipe his memory - this relationship never stopped. So now he knows more to her emotions

Should I continue?

Definitely not.

The grilling by Seth Rogen is great. I'd totally watch a comedy about this.
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Star Wars was a mistake
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Can we spend that $200 million on Seth Rogen going away
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Disney Star Wars is ass

What I find interesting is the SW that had everything the people that hated TLJ wanted (characters the same as they were in the OT, familiar SW dialogue, EU references) underperformed at the box office. And the bold, divisive SW film brought in $1.3 billion

They're right.
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I'M SORRY I DIDN'T ENJOY THE SPACE WIZARD FILM CAN I HAVE TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS

1) Make Rey fail in this movie like Luke.
2) Luke is on Ach-To to learn new Jedi knowledge.
3) Less jokes.
4) Rey is a Kenobi or Skywalker.
5) Rey goes through training.
6) No Canto Bight plot.
7) A memorable death scene for Leia.
8) Ackbar instead of Holdo.
The List goes on....

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Seth Rogen from what I seen is handling this well. He is pointing out how silly it is, and yet is not going into it calling them sexist or racist .
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SuperShake666 posted...

They're right.

That's not even a good argument.

First of all, The Last Jedi made a lot less than The Force Awakens. And second of all, Solo's failure is a direct result of The Last Jedi
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Milkman5 posted...

Disney Star Wars is ass

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Darmik posted...

4) Rey is a Kenobi or Skywalker.

Nooooooo

Darmik posted...

8) Ackbar instead of Holdo

At least for that one scene, yesssssssss

Also, I like how we have gone from "Force Awakens is a New Hope ripoff!" to "Last Jedi needs to be exactly like everything else!"
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I don't like how they handled TLJ either, but let it go dudes.
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Uwe Boll (no idea if this is his real account)

Give me Star Wars... we kill off Rey in first 15 minutes of Episode IX, hire Channing Tatum as Addicus Maul (Darth Mauls' son) - back on Naboo Gungans turn the entire planet into a brothel, where Finn & Poe sell Rose to Jar Jar (now a powerful pimp) who is secretly the emperor.

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it's nice that these guys are still holding out hope for Disney Wars, but let it go
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Esrac posted...

I don't like how they handled TLJ either, but let it go dudes.

No! Every movie needs to be remade until loud nerds get their way! Also, remakes are ruining Hollywood!
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Darmik posted...

Uwe Boll (no idea if this is his real account)

lol
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hockeybub89 posted...

Darmik posted...

4) Rey is a Kenobi or Skywalker.

Nooooooo

Darmik posted...

8) Ackbar instead of Holdo

At least for that one scene, yesssssssss

Also, I like how we have gone from "Force Awakens is a New Hope ripoff!" to "Last Jedi needs to be exactly like everything else!"

Picture if you will.

Ackbar now alone on the rebel ship. He gets a communication hail. It's the Star Destroyer with a gloating commander.

The rebel ship's hyper drive starts to engage.

"What is this?!" shouts the Star Destroyer commander.

With a stern, steely-eyed glare, Ackbar exclaims: "It's a trap!"

Boom.
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Darmik posted...

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T ENJOY THE SPACE WIZARD FILM CAN I HAVE TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS

I like this one.
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Every time you use real Star Wars fans another incel is hatched from their isopod and doomed to a life of crying over the fiercely protected nostalgia of a childhood they wished theyd never left.

Lmao

Also after checking it out I think that is the real Uwe Boll. I remember he got super pissed at people trashing his movies so it's odd that he's making fun of himself. I wonder if he's mellowed out now

My idea is...what if Luke Skywalker could smell crime?
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