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DevsBro
06/22/18 3:30:21 PM
#1:


Ketchup:

Who likes it: most people
What do we do with it: hide it in the deepest corner of the kitchen

Mayonaise:

Who likes it: literally nobody
What do we do with it: Pour a trillion gallons of it on everything
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orangefire25
06/22/18 3:33:05 PM
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A lot of people like mayo you absurd loon.
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LinkPizza
06/22/18 3:33:28 PM
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orangefire25 posted...
A lot of people like mayo you absurd loon.

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LinkPizza
06/22/18 3:34:01 PM
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Also, what restaurant hides the ketchup?
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DevsBro
06/22/18 3:36:02 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Also, what restaurant hides the ketchup?

What restaurant doesn't? McDonald's?
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MabusIncarnate
06/22/18 3:37:35 PM
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Wtf is this?
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spanky1
06/22/18 3:51:09 PM
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TC speaks the truth, pretty much.

Onions too. Onions on everything.
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HylianFox
06/22/18 3:52:42 PM
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The hell? You can't escape ketchup or mustard, it's on every table in every restaurant ever
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spanky1
06/22/18 4:22:39 PM
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HylianFox posted...
The hell? You can't escape ketchup or mustard, it's on every table in every restaurant ever

Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.
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HylianFox
06/22/18 4:24:41 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.

You mean those huge tubs located right next to the napkins and straws?
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spanky1
06/22/18 4:25:38 PM
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HylianFox posted...
spanky1 posted...
Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.

You mean those huge tubs located right next to the napkins and straws?

Many fast food places don't put ketchup out for the public to grab, but keep them behind the counter, and you have to ask for the packets from a person, who will give you two at a time.
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Touch
06/22/18 4:26:29 PM
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spanky1 posted...
HylianFox posted...
spanky1 posted...
Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.

You mean those huge tubs located right next to the napkins and straws?

Many fast food places don't put ketchup out for the public to grab, but keep them behind the counter, and you have to ask for the packets from a person, who will give you two at a time.

Oh man that's so hard ketchup is the dark souls of condiments
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HylianFox
06/22/18 4:27:39 PM
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and if you're getting fast food to-go, who the fuck doesn't have ketchup at home?

this is that damn BBQ sauce topic all over again...
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spanky1
06/22/18 4:28:46 PM
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HylianFox posted...
and if you're getting fast food to-go, who the fuck doesn't have ketchup at home?

this is that damn BBQ sauce topic all over again...

I don't have catsup at home.
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TheVipaGTS
06/22/18 4:29:22 PM
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I like mayo. I prefer to add my own ketchup.
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spanky1
06/22/18 4:29:29 PM
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Touch posted...
spanky1 posted...
HylianFox posted...
spanky1 posted...
Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.

You mean those huge tubs located right next to the napkins and straws?

Many fast food places don't put ketchup out for the public to grab, but keep them behind the counter, and you have to ask for the packets from a person, who will give you two at a time.

Oh man that's so hard ketchup is the dark souls of condiments

Some people just have no inner Larry David, I've found.
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WilliamPorygon
06/22/18 4:31:40 PM
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Taco Bell: Grab all the sauce packets you want, they're right over there
Everyplace else: It's 25 for each extra tiny sauce cup, you're bankrupting us by asking for more than 10 nuggets' worth of sauce to go with your 20 nuggets
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TheVipaGTS
06/22/18 4:32:39 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Taco Bell: Grab all the sauce packets you want, they're right over there
Everyplace else: It's 25 for each extra tiny sauce cup, you're bankrupting us by asking for more than 10 nuggets' worth of sauce to go with your 20 nuggets

They say that but Ive never been charged. Popeyes has 25 cents listed on their menu but every time I ask for a sauce they just give it to me. McDonalds too.
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spanky1
06/22/18 4:42:11 PM
#19:


Don't forget pizza places and their 50 cents for an extra cup of marinara.
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DevsBro
06/22/18 4:47:28 PM
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I like how CE's first instinct when someone mentions restaurants in general is to limit the discussion to fast food.
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Hinakuluiau
06/22/18 4:49:35 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I like how CE's first instinct when someone mentions restaurants in general is to limit the discussion to fast food.

You were the first person to mention fast food, you kinda steered the direction of the thread that way
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HylianFox
06/22/18 4:59:45 PM
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Face it, fast food is the only food that matters
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eston
06/23/18 4:50:57 PM
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The only places that hide the ketchup are steakhouses and bbq joints
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SpinKirby
06/23/18 4:51:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wtf is this?

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bluezero
06/23/18 4:54:30 PM
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Food arrives
1 second later, "How is everything tasting?"
Wait person is not seen again for 40 minutes
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A_Good_Boy
06/23/18 5:01:14 PM
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spanky1 posted...
HylianFox posted...
spanky1 posted...
Many fast food places make it hard to get a hold of ketchup.

You mean those huge tubs located right next to the napkins and straws?

Many fast food places don't put ketchup out for the public to grab, but keep them behind the counter, and you have to ask for the packets from a person, who will give you two at a time.

The only time I've seen fast food places be stingy with their condiments it was with bbq sauce and ranch. Every place I've been to practically throws their ketchup at you.
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DevsBro
06/23/18 5:26:34 PM
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bluezero posted...
Food arrives
1 second later, "How is everything tasting?"
Wait person is not seen again for 40 minutes

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0060/53/1418415722361.jpg

Important to watch the waiter in the background.
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AsucaHayashi
06/23/18 5:30:02 PM
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do you guys have this?

>waiter brings over terminal for card payment
>"do you want to tip your waiter? Press yes or no"
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