Current Events > took a drug test yesterday and im still freaking out

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even though i havent smoked weed in months im still anxious i'll fail it.

i think if you have ever been a stoner at one point in your life the apprehension around drug tests never goes away. it's like when you have nightmares about missing a final or something in college and then you wake up and realize it's just a dream and you've been out of school for 10 years
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if you've gone months without using any THC you're guaranteed to pass unless you're like 600+ pounds

edit: assuming it was a urine or saliva test. if it was hair maybe not
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just carry a container of someone else's urine on you at all times

You just gotta get over it.
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Your blood is probably still irradiated with THC.
If not, they could always CAT scan you and they'll notice abnormal brain activity going on.
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I always fail drug tests even if I never took any drugs. This is because my body has a very rare disease that causes it to produce a hormone called hemoglobin that can actually be confused for aqueous potassium permanganate, a powerful carcinogenic hallucinogen normally used by hunter gatherer tribes in the Soviet Union.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

if you've gone months without using any THC you're guaranteed to pass unless you're like 600+ pounds

yea i know that, its just a knee jerk reaction from years of smoking in my teens/early 20s. like when you see a cop and get paranoid he will pull you over even though you arent breaking any road rules

Kaiganeer posted...

just carry a container of someone else's urine on you at all times

i do that already, although it's more for sexual gratification than cheating drug tests
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lol youll be fine, relax
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Romulox28 posted...

i do that already, although it's more for sexual gratification than cheating drug tests

will you marry me

frozenshock posted...

I always fail drug tests even if I never took any drugs. This is because my body has a very rare disease that causes it to produce a hormone called hemoglobin that can actually be confused for aqueous potassium permanganate, a powerful carcinogenic hallucinogen normally used by hunter gatherer tribes in the Soviet Union.

Do you have to carry a doctors note every time you take one?
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

lol youll be fine, relax

i'm a doctor.... Ha Ha Ha
*merry go round sounds play

on topic, he's right don't worry till they give you the outcome.
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Burn the grass, lose your ass.
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Don't do drugs kids !!!
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420
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Go to the dollar store
Buy a weed test
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i read the opening post and now i really want to smoke weed
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I've never smoked and I'm only occasionally around my friends when they smoke but it still makes me nervous getting drug tested lol

Romulox28 posted...

it's like when you have nightmares about missing a final or something in college and then you wake up and realize it's just a dream and you've been out of school for 10 years

Yup I used to get these pretty regularly
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Imagine living in a country that cares about petty bullshit like this lmaoooooo Canada #1

Reis posted...

Imagine living in a country that cares about petty bullshit like this lmaoooooo Canada #1

youre saying theres no private businesses in canada that drug test?
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@reis what province bruh I never knew you were Canadian too