Current Events > Been at least 40 days since my girlfriends period ended last time

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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 10:44:34 PM
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Trying not to be scared, but she has been having it monthly since I have known her.

And i say at least because she isn't really sure when it started or ended last month but we know it was already done by the start of our vacation.

I find it hard to believe anything is in there since i never finished in there at all the past month like usual... never wrapped up too.
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Carlbertomfg
06/22/18 10:48:10 PM
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I hope your first born child's name is "flaming evil Homer."
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Thunder_Armor
06/22/18 10:49:29 PM
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It's been

40 days since you looked at me
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RockRapDubstep
06/22/18 10:50:00 PM
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rip tc
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AlCalavicci
06/22/18 10:51:50 PM
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Does she not do birth control?

Fuck that, I would not bare back it inside a girl who wasn't on birth control.
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Evolician
06/22/18 10:54:10 PM
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I think there is a website where you can pick out a good name for a baby.
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 10:54:29 PM
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She's not worried but....

Pretty sure everybody we know thinks we don't even do the deed.
We been together over 2 years but we didnt start doing stuff till after a year.
Pretty old school catholic filipino families.
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 10:55:54 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Does she not do birth control?

Fuck that, I would not bare back it inside a girl who wasn't on birth control.


Nope. We just did for the first time ever each of us a year ago. I was 27 she was 25 i guess.
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frozenshock
06/22/18 10:56:16 PM
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I used to date a girl who was always stressed out and stress made her periods late

Every month there was a baby scare. I aged decades
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joestarrr
06/22/18 10:56:55 PM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
rip tc

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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 10:57:23 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I used to date a girl who was always stressed out and stress made her periods late

Every month there was a baby scare. I aged decades


Yeah but she isnt even worried yet. Mostly just me.
Says she will wait till next month to be worried
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/22/18 11:00:22 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I used to date a girl who was always stressed out and stress made her periods late

Every month there was a baby scare. I aged decades


I was in the same situation with a psychotic hoe, so it wasnt that I was worried that I got someone pregnant, I was worried I got hellspawn bitch lord pregnant.

And wtf we cant say "the C word"????
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/22/18 11:07:24 PM
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If she stresses it's only going to make it longer. .....if she's not pregnant.
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_Rinku_
06/22/18 11:10:14 PM
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Some women's periods are irregular. If it doesn't come within like two weeks, then you might have something to worry about.
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Agnostic420
06/22/18 11:10:34 PM
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40 days?? If she gets it regularly then.. yeah you got a week left for that shit to come or congrats youre a father.
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pres_madagascar
06/22/18 11:10:46 PM
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50Blessings
06/22/18 11:11:57 PM
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May your first child be a masculine child
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 11:13:35 PM
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Yeah...

Not so worried about being a father since i've been working up to proposing so we could start having babies after being married.

Just worried about having to tell her parents haha.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/22/18 11:14:54 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
after being married.

Just worried about having to tell her parents haha.

At least you won't have to ask for the father's blessing or wonder if she's going to say yes or no when you propose. Worked out for me.
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cjsdowg
06/22/18 11:16:56 PM
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So if she is carrying your seed will you pop the question?
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 11:21:54 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
So if she is carrying your seed will you pop the question?


Was gonna do it regardless. This might speed it up though.

Yeah, asking the parents i think is what has kept me from doing it sooner. Dad is okay, mom is scary though.
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cjsdowg
06/22/18 11:23:53 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...

Was gonna do it regardless. This might speed it up though.

Yeah, asking the parents i think is what has kept me from doing it sooner. Dad is okay, mom is scary though.


Good Luck...

Do you have to ask the parents ?
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ChainedRedone
06/22/18 11:27:07 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Does she not do birth control?

Fuck that, I would not bare back it inside a girl who wasn't on birth control.


Yup the couple times I accidentally did we used plan b.
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 11:30:22 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...

Was gonna do it regardless. This might speed it up though.

Yeah, asking the parents i think is what has kept me from doing it sooner. Dad is okay, mom is scary though.


Good Luck...

Do you have to ask the parents ?


Ask them hor her hand? Yeah.
Girlfriend says i have to which i already knew i did.
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cjsdowg
06/22/18 11:32:15 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...

Ask them hor her hand? Yeah.
Girlfriend says i have to which i already knew i did.


Can they say no, or is it just like formality ? Also is this very common with Filipinas (hope I said that right)
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Sativa_Rose
06/22/18 11:32:51 PM
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babynames.com
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/22/18 11:34:35 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...

Ask them hor her hand? Yeah.
Girlfriend says i have to which i already knew i did.


Can they say no, or is it just like formality ? Also is this very common with Filipinas (hope I said that right)


I think its pretty common for other people other tban Filipino families. Think it is pretty much a formality though, sign of respect thing.
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Dash_Harber
06/22/18 11:34:36 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
It's been

40 days since you looked at me


Ripped the rubber,
Came and said I'm sorry.
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_BIueMonk
06/22/18 11:43:56 PM
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My gfs cycle went from 4 weeks to 5 weeks when she gained weight. It freaked me out when it first changed

She's lost weight and now it's back to 4 weeks

Don't fret tc.
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kingdrake2
06/22/18 11:45:59 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
It's been

40 days since you looked at me


i'm not going to be pleased after 40 days. my back pain doesn't subside. i wont be very happy.
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Monolith1676
06/22/18 11:56:30 PM
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mauryshow.com
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kingdrake2
06/22/18 11:58:03 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
mauryshow.com


maury was great. those shows where he says "you are not the father" then he cheers. the mother is devastated.
or the reverse with the "you are the father". both ways are good.
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Big_Nabendu
06/22/18 11:58:54 PM
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Have a cigar new father man
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/23/18 9:08:56 AM
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Another day. Nothing.
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Makeveli_lives
06/23/18 9:20:00 AM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
I find it hard to believe anything is in there since i never finished in there at all the past month like usual... never wrapped up too.

Someone else got her pregnant then
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Lonestar2000
06/23/18 9:21:02 AM
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https://www.babynames.com/
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/23/18 9:24:15 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
I find it hard to believe anything is in there since i never finished in there at all the past month like usual... never wrapped up too.

Someone else got her pregnant then


If she is, i dont think so...
One of the times felt pretty good. Dont think i fully released, but i dont know... maybe something snuck out?
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/23/18 10:11:32 AM
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Nevermindd

She just texted me just now saying she got it!!!!!

Yayyy. Guess we just needed to get it out because we did it 2 nights ago loo
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_BIueMonk
06/23/18 11:06:53 AM
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See TC, everything worked out in the end. happy for you.
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coldshadowater
06/23/18 11:16:31 AM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
Nevermindd

She just texted me just now saying she got it!!!!!

Yayyy. Guess we just needed to get it out because we did it 2 nights ago loo


Good for you pare.. Sana next mag condom ka, para sure
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/23/18 1:39:53 PM
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Thanks!!!

Probably gonna limit going in the V now after this.

Got a good bj this afternoon though :)
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Evolician
06/24/18 11:01:10 AM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
Thanks!!!

Probably gonna limit going in the V now after this.

Got a good bj this afternoon though :)

Lmao no you're not
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
06/24/18 10:21:28 PM
#43:


Evolician posted...
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
Thanks!!!

Probably gonna limit going in the V now after this.

Got a good bj this afternoon though :)

Lmao no you're not


Lol you right. Let her ride for a bit even with her period.... blood everywhere.
Seems to be extra turned on during her time of the month.
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MuayThai85
06/24/18 10:22:50 PM
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My wife is very irregular. Some times her period comes after 20 days, some times after 40+ days. It can be fucking nerve racking sometimes.
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