Current Events > Oook, I completely forgot this part in Lot's story from the bible.

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St0rmFury 06/22/18 11:58:12 PM #1:	Genesis 19:1-8 (NIV) 1 The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2 My lords, he said, please turn aside to your servants house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning. No, they answered, we will spend the night in the square. 3 But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. 4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodomboth young and oldsurrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, No, my friends. Dont do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But dont do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:903796983] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>Genesis 19:1-8 (NIV) 1 The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2 My lords, he said, please turn aside to your servants house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning. No, they answered, we will spend the night in the square. 3 But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. 4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodomboth young and oldsurrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, No, my friends. Dont do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But dont do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 06/22/18 11:59:26 PM #2:	Hospitality was serious fucking business in those times. --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:903797035] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>Hospitality was serious fucking business in those times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/23/18 12:01:49 AM #3:	I like the part where his daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:903797133] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>I like the part where his daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/23/18 12:15:22 AM #4:	St0rmFury posted... Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:903797715] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote>Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.</quote> Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/23/18 12:24:31 AM #5:	Dash_Harber posted... St0rmFury posted... Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent. Have you seen "Lucifer"? Angels can't keep it in their pants! --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:903798077] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote>Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.</quote> Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent.</quote> Have you seen "Lucifer"? Angels can't keep it in their pants!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dreamvoid 06/23/18 12:26:51 AM #6:	that escalated quickly. --- https://imgur.com/2Qfzt9X https://imgur.com/qlXpj2E https://imgur.com/rPe48jC https://imgur.com/5xltd3r <cite>dreamvoid posted [p:903798171] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>that escalated quickly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/23/18 1:36:48 AM #7:	HylianFox posted... Dash_Harber posted... St0rmFury posted... Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent. Have you seen "Lucifer"? Angels can't keep it in their pants! According to the Bible, the feeling is mutual. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:903800658] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote>Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.</quote> Ahhhh humanity, trying to bone the divine since the fertile crescent.</quote> Have you seen "Lucifer"? Angels can't keep it in their pants!</quote> According to the Bible, the feeling is mutual.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/23/18 6:30:09 PM #8:	yea. this story is the excuse the bible gives for the destruction of Sodom and Gamorra <cite>Zikten posted [p:903836266] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>yea. this story is the excuse the bible gives for the destruction of Sodom and Gamorra</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/24/18 5:29:37 PM #9:	Zikten posted... yea. this story is the excuse the bible gives for the destruction of Sodom and Gamorra Also the source of the word 'Soddomite', an archaic term for homosexuals, or Sodomy, the act of anal sex. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:903888921] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>yea. this story is the excuse the bible gives for the destruction of Sodom and Gamorra</quote> Also the source of the word 'Soddomite', an archaic term for homosexuals, or Sodomy, the act of anal sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 06/24/18 5:30:24 PM #10:	wait was lot the jizz on the ground guy or the incest boi --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre <cite>joestarrr posted [p:903888960] in Oook, I co... [t:76741695]...</cite> <quote>wait was lot the jizz on the ground guy or the incest boi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Oook, I completely forgot this part in Lot's story from the bible.