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HagenEx
06/24/18 8:41:13 AM
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Can't guarantee I won't fall asleep in like... 5 minutes.
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GoogleNews
06/24/18 8:43:08 AM
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When was the last time you read the news on Google?
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HagenEx
06/24/18 8:45:41 AM
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Well, everytime I open google chrome on my phone, the landing page has several news links by default, so I least read a couple of titles everyday.

I never click them, though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/18 8:47:08 AM
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What do you think about trucks you see on the interstate that have a lot of smoke coming out of the upper part of the cab? Do you alert them or do you just assume it'll all work itself out in the end?
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GoogleMaps
06/24/18 8:48:22 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Maps?
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HagenEx
06/24/18 8:51:26 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What do you think about trucks you see on the interstate that have a lot of smoke coming out of the upper part of the cab? Do you alert them or do you just assume it'll all work itself out in the end?


I'm honestly always busy or in a hurry so I just don't mind them.

GoogleMaps posted...
When was the last time you used Google Maps?


Like a couple of weeks ago. I triied to find a pizza place near me. Ended up eating some shitty hotdogs.
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GoogleBuzz
06/24/18 8:53:18 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Buzz?
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404. That's an error.
The requested URL http://www.google.com/buzz was not found on this server. That's all we know.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/18 8:54:07 AM
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Have you ever split your asshole open trying to clear a chain link fence?
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Kajagogo
06/24/18 8:55:05 AM
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Do you like Triumph, the insult comic dog?
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GoogleImages
06/24/18 8:55:19 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Images?
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GoogleBooks
06/24/18 8:59:55 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Books?
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HagenEx
06/24/18 9:02:40 AM
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GoogleBuzz posted...
When was the last time you used Google Buzz?


No idea what that is. I know BuzzFeed though.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have you ever split your asshole open trying to clear a chain link fence?


Nope, but It sounds like fun.

Kajagogo posted...
Do you like Triumph, the insult comic dog?


Eh... somewhat. I liked his whole stunt with Eminem at the VMAs. His voice is stupid, though.

GoogleImages posted...
When was the last time you used Google Images?


Only in reverse. Last night.

GoogleBooks posted...
When was the last time you used Google Books?


Honestly, never. I don't read. I watch series based on books and then go on forums to bash book elitists.

LOL.
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GoogleLabs
06/24/18 9:04:00 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Labs?
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/24/18 9:04:58 AM
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Have you ever found yourself on the business end of a ceiling fan?
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GoogleVoice
06/24/18 9:05:27 AM
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When was the last time you used Google Voice?
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HagenEx
06/24/18 9:22:02 AM
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GoogleLabs posted...
When was the last time you used Google Labs?


Don't know what that is, either.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have you ever found yourself on the business end of a ceiling fan?


No, but I was close. Real story. One of my best friends had a ceiling fan fall on him when I was in 4th grade. This happened in class, we were shook as hell. He recovered in a couple days though, it was mostly a bruise on his head.

GoogleVoice posted...
When was the last time you used Google Voice?


Uhm... Like a year ago? I guess. I was doing online work for a Real Estate company, used to bother Realtors everyday, linking Google Voice to Skype for the calls.
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RockRapDubstep
06/24/18 9:30:24 AM
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How big is your dong?
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frozenshock
06/24/18 9:35:37 AM
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Yuna or Rikku?
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HagenEx
06/24/18 9:36:42 AM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
How big is your dong?


About 13 cm. That's 5 inches of fury.
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HagenEx
06/24/18 9:36:57 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Yuna or Rikku?


Lulu.
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