Current Events > I just had a bottle of seltzer water. AMA.

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Sayoria
06/28/18 5:14:01 PM
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Be creative.
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C_Pain
06/28/18 5:14:35 PM
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You mean you drank it?

I drink seltzer everyday. It's the best.
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Patty_Fleur
06/28/18 5:14:57 PM
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How do you pee?
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Sayoria
06/28/18 5:15:53 PM
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C_Pain posted...
You mean you drank it?

I drink seltzer everyday. It's the best.

Yep, all gone!

Patty_Fleur posted...
How do you pee?


Sitting down!
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PokemonExpert44
06/28/18 5:17:34 PM
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Did you just drink a bottle of seltzer water?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/18 5:17:35 PM
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I still have never been quite clear on what seltzer water is.
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Sayoria
06/28/18 5:18:12 PM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
Did you just drink a bottle of seltzer water?


Sure did!

Lost_All_Senses posted...
I still have never been quite clear on what seltzer water is.


Bubbly water. Pretty much carbonated water that may or may not be flavored.
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Giant_Aspirin
06/28/18 5:18:27 PM
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could the bottle fit inside your hoo hah?
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Sayoria
06/28/18 5:18:48 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
could the bottle fit inside your hoo hah?


Definitely not.
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Patty_Fleur
06/28/18 5:19:54 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
could the bottle fit inside your hoo hah?


Definitely not.


Women can give birth though. Your thing can't expand like that?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/18 5:20:03 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Bubbly water. Pretty much carbonated water that may or may not be flavored.


Oh. I hate carbonated water. It's like...why?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/28/18 5:31:29 PM
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I don't really like seltzer unless I'm mixing it with flavored vodka.
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Sayoria
06/28/18 5:33:19 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Sayoria posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
could the bottle fit inside your hoo hah?


Definitely not.


Women can give birth though. Your thing can't expand like that?


No, but when I am done dilating, I should be able to insert anything about the diameter of an empty toilet paper roll. About, maybe a bit smaller.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Sayoria posted...
Bubbly water. Pretty much carbonated water that may or may not be flavored.


Oh. I hate carbonated water. It's like...why?


It gives water a kick. I need it to be flavored. If it isn't Poland Spring or La Croix, then eh.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't really like seltzer unless I'm mixing it with flavored vodka.


Ewww, Vodka.
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