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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 5:56:26 AM #1: |
I don't know if I can handle the idea of not being an indentured servant. The adjustment is going to be so strange.
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WafflehouseJK 06/29/18 5:57:58 AM #2: |
Do you think Doctor Cox will finally give you that long awaited hug?
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Flockaveli 06/29/18 8:00:49 AM #3: |
Nice. Wish I could be a doctor.
Congratulations. Keep giving it your all. Were all rooting for you. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 06/29/18 8:02:28 AM #4: |
congrats, i'm jealous of your success
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CyricZ 06/29/18 8:03:28 AM #5: |
Beanz.
BEANZ. Congratulations! --- CyricZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 06/29/18 8:07:16 AM #6: |
Congratulations!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:18:02 AM #7: |
I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic
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Dyinglegacy 06/29/18 8:19:52 AM #8: |
From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz!
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Cocytus 06/29/18 8:21:04 AM #9: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic They get mad if you ask questions? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1NfamousACE_2 06/29/18 8:22:54 AM #10: |
Where's chocolate bear?
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:24:34 AM #11: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz! Im finishing residency, not starting --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:24:52 AM #12: |
Cocytus posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic They get mad about literally everything --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MFBKBass5 06/29/18 8:26:02 AM #13: |
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:30:06 AM #14: |
MFBKBass5 posted...
Can I have some money? I haven't been paid an attending salary yet lol I still only make like $48k/year Half of it goes to student loans --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 06/29/18 8:30:37 AM #15: |
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Gheb 06/29/18 8:31:36 AM #16: |
Congratulations. What is your next step now?
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MFBKBass5 06/29/18 8:32:11 AM #17: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...Can I have some money? Yeah I mean when you get paid 250k/year --- !!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/DzJSPWA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:32:12 AM #18: |
Gheb posted...
Congratulations. What is your next step now? Hospitalist. Starts next month. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 06/29/18 8:34:45 AM #19: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz! It's just something that I've heard doctors of many years say. Always being on call and stuff like that. Maybe they were in some field that required more time. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 15060 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 12:41:15 PM #20: |
Just finished my last attending rounds.
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BignutzisBack 06/29/18 12:42:38 PM #21: |
Are you going to be a family doctor?
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 12:51:08 PM #22: |
Hospitalist.
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BlameAnesthesia 06/29/18 12:54:12 PM #23: |
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Gheb 06/29/18 4:10:35 PM #24: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Hospitalist. What does that entail? My younger brother is in med school in Oklahoma so I try to understand what's going on when he talks about the process and different terms. --- S*** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again. - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 06/29/18 4:11:51 PM #25: |
Yay!
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Romulox28 06/29/18 4:12:08 PM #26: |
hospitalist sounds like a made up job that someone who dropped out of school in 5th grade would tell their case worker they want to do
"yea soon as i get out of prison im gonna get my GED and be a hospitalist or some shit" but on a srs note congrats on finishing residency --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 4:17:40 PM #27: |
Gheb posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...Hospitalist. Basically, it's a primary care physician in an inpatient setting. We admit all patients except surgical to the hospital. We order the imaging and labs. We make the diagnosis, then we write the History and Physical document detailing the reason for admission and the treatment plan. Then we manage them daily, call consultants if needed, and discharge the patient when they're ready to go. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 4:19:00 PM #28: |
Hospitalist is basically what House does, more or less.
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Giant_Aspirin 06/29/18 4:21:59 PM #29: |
Congratulations!
will you be my sugar mama? --- Playing: Doom (2016); Superhot; (~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 7:26:08 PM #30: |
I'm DONE!
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BlameAnesthesia 06/29/18 7:54:20 PM #31: |
Time to update that sig to Attending physician.
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 7:56:50 PM #32: |
I'll wait until I pass my Internal Medicine boards
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 7:58:22 PM #33: |
If you don't mind me asking, how much money will you make now?
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:09:27 PM #34: |
$210k + productivity bonuses
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 8:22:50 PM #35: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses Damn. You done good Do you have to pay an insurance in case you make a bad diagnosis or make a mistake? --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:23:22 PM #36: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...$210k + productivity bonuses No, the hospitalist group pays for it thankfully. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 06/29/18 8:23:49 PM #37: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses holy shit. how much med school debt do you have? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:25:52 PM #38: |
treewojima posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...$210k + productivity bonuses About $120k fortunately --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 8:27:30 PM #39: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...Coffeebeanz posted...$210k + productivity bonuses You can pay that off in a year though. If you save 100,000 every year for the next 10, you'll have a million. You're fucking rich. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 06/29/18 8:28:47 PM #40: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...Coffeebeanz posted...$210k + productivity bonuses if he works that rate, he'll be out of debt in under 2 years. maybe 1 if he blazes through it. proud of him and his success. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 8:29:38 PM #41: |
kingdrake2 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...treewojima posted...Coffeebeanz posted...$210k + productivity bonuses TC is female --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 06/29/18 8:30:06 PM #42: |
oops. i'm always confused. i think everyone on CE is a dude :(. but they're not.
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:30:55 PM #43: |
I don't talk about it much
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FLUFFYGERM 06/29/18 8:32:07 PM #44: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
I don't talk about it much pics --- Do good. Eat communists. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 8:33:37 PM #45: |
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...I don't talk about it much She's half white and half Chinese --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 06/29/18 8:38:50 PM #46: |
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor
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Patty_Fleur 06/29/18 8:40:53 PM #47: |
treewojima posted...
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor There's no way she is a Land whale because her Asian side will keep her skinny. She also will age well because of Asian genetics. She's quite the catch for whomever gets her. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 06/29/18 8:46:05 PM #48: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
treewojima posted...TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor that's pretty fucking racist but okay lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:46:20 PM #49: |
Patty_Fleur posted...
treewojima posted...TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor Unfortunately most people tend to have that "omg you still play video games at 33?" thing going when they meet me. But you know what? Fuck that. I'm a doctor. I did the work. Nobody can call me lazy. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:47:37 PM #50: |
treewojima posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...treewojima posted...TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor Not even remotely as racist as the stuff I've been called in China lol. My favorite was "bai se yao guai", which means "white monster". --- Physician [Internal Medicine] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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