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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 5:56:26 AM
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I don't know if I can handle the idea of not being an indentured servant. The adjustment is going to be so strange.
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WafflehouseJK
06/29/18 5:57:58 AM
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Do you think Doctor Cox will finally give you that long awaited hug?
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Flockaveli
06/29/18 8:00:49 AM
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Nice. Wish I could be a doctor.

Congratulations. Keep giving it your all. Were all rooting for you.
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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/18 8:02:28 AM
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congrats, i'm jealous of your success
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CyricZ
06/29/18 8:03:28 AM
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Beanz.

BEANZ.

Congratulations!
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Cocytus
06/29/18 8:07:16 AM
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Congratulations!
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:18:02 AM
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I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic
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Dyinglegacy
06/29/18 8:19:52 AM
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From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz!
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Cocytus
06/29/18 8:21:04 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic

They get mad if you ask questions?
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1NfamousACE_2
06/29/18 8:22:54 AM
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Where's chocolate bear?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:24:34 AM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz!


Im finishing residency, not starting
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:24:52 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I can't wait to call a consult and not have to sit back and take shit while being apologetic

They get mad if you ask questions?


They get mad about literally everything
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MFBKBass5
06/29/18 8:26:02 AM
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Can I have some money?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:30:06 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Can I have some money?


I haven't been paid an attending salary yet lol

I still only make like $48k/year

Half of it goes to student loans
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
06/29/18 8:30:37 AM
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dHBof18
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Gheb
06/29/18 8:31:36 AM
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Congratulations. What is your next step now?
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MFBKBass5
06/29/18 8:32:11 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Can I have some money?


I haven't been paid an attending salary yet lol

I still only make like $48k/year

Half of it goes to student loans

Yeah I mean when you get paid 250k/year
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:32:12 AM
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Gheb posted...
Congratulations. What is your next step now?


Hospitalist. Starts next month.
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Dyinglegacy
06/29/18 8:34:45 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
From what I've heard other doctors say, prepare to only know your family through photographs. Otherwise, congratz!


Im finishing residency, not starting


It's just something that I've heard doctors of many years say. Always being on call and stuff like that. Maybe they were in some field that required more time.
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 12:41:15 PM
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Just finished my last attending rounds.
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BignutzisBack
06/29/18 12:42:38 PM
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Are you going to be a family doctor?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 12:51:08 PM
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Hospitalist.
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BlameAnesthesia
06/29/18 12:54:12 PM
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Gheb
06/29/18 4:10:35 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Hospitalist.

What does that entail? My younger brother is in med school in Oklahoma so I try to understand what's going on when he talks about the process and different terms.
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joestarrr
06/29/18 4:11:51 PM
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Yay!
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Romulox28
06/29/18 4:12:08 PM
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hospitalist sounds like a made up job that someone who dropped out of school in 5th grade would tell their case worker they want to do

"yea soon as i get out of prison im gonna get my GED and be a hospitalist or some shit"

but on a srs note congrats on finishing residency
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 4:17:40 PM
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Gheb posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Hospitalist.

What does that entail? My younger brother is in med school in Oklahoma so I try to understand what's going on when he talks about the process and different terms.


Basically, it's a primary care physician in an inpatient setting. We admit all patients except surgical to the hospital. We order the imaging and labs. We make the diagnosis, then we write the History and Physical document detailing the reason for admission and the treatment plan. Then we manage them daily, call consultants if needed, and discharge the patient when they're ready to go.
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 4:19:00 PM
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Hospitalist is basically what House does, more or less.
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Giant_Aspirin
06/29/18 4:21:59 PM
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Congratulations!

will you be my sugar mama?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 7:26:08 PM
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I'm DONE!
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BlameAnesthesia
06/29/18 7:54:20 PM
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Time to update that sig to Attending physician.
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 7:56:50 PM
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I'll wait until I pass my Internal Medicine boards
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 7:58:22 PM
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If you don't mind me asking, how much money will you make now?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:09:27 PM
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$210k + productivity bonuses
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 8:22:50 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


Damn. You done good

Do you have to pay an insurance in case you make a bad diagnosis or make a mistake?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:23:22 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


Damn. You done good

Do you have to pay an insurance in case you make a bad diagnosis or make a mistake?


No, the hospitalist group pays for it thankfully.
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treewojima
06/29/18 8:23:49 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


holy shit. how much med school debt do you have?
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:25:52 PM
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treewojima posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


holy shit. how much med school debt do you have?


About $120k fortunately
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 8:27:30 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


holy shit. how much med school debt do you have?


About $120k fortunately


You can pay that off in a year though. If you save 100,000 every year for the next 10, you'll have a million.

You're fucking rich.
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kingdrake2
06/29/18 8:28:47 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


holy shit. how much med school debt do you have?


About $120k fortunately


if he works that rate, he'll be out of debt in under 2 years. maybe 1 if he blazes through it.
proud of him and his success.
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 8:29:38 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
$210k + productivity bonuses


holy shit. how much med school debt do you have?


About $120k fortunately


if he works that rate, he'll be out of debt in under 2 years. maybe 1 if he blazes through it.
proud of him and his success.


TC is female
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kingdrake2
06/29/18 8:30:06 PM
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oops. i'm always confused. i think everyone on CE is a dude :(. but they're not.
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:30:55 PM
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I don't talk about it much
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FLUFFYGERM
06/29/18 8:32:07 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I don't talk about it much


pics
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 8:33:37 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I don't talk about it much


pics


She's half white and half Chinese
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treewojima
06/29/18 8:38:50 PM
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TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor

call me with one of your hundreds of cell phones you've no doubt accumulated over the years
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Patty_Fleur
06/29/18 8:40:53 PM
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treewojima posted...
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor

call me with one of your hundreds of cell phones you've no doubt accumulated over the years


There's no way she is a Land whale because her Asian side will keep her skinny. She also will age well because of Asian genetics.

She's quite the catch for whomever gets her.
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treewojima
06/29/18 8:46:05 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
treewojima posted...
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor

call me with one of your hundreds of cell phones you've no doubt accumulated over the years


There's no way she is a Land whale because her Asian side will keep her skinny. She also will age well because of Asian genetics.

She's quite the catch for whomever gets her.


that's pretty fucking racist but okay lol
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:46:20 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
treewojima posted...
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor

call me with one of your hundreds of cell phones you've no doubt accumulated over the years


There's no way she is a Land whale because her Asian side will keep her skinny. She also will age well because of Asian genetics.

She's quite the catch for whomever gets her.


Unfortunately most people tend to have that "omg you still play video games at 33?" thing going when they meet me. But you know what? Fuck that. I'm a doctor. I did the work. Nobody can call me lazy.
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Coffeebeanz
06/29/18 8:47:37 PM
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treewojima posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
treewojima posted...
TC is gonna be a hot, rich half-Chinese doctor

call me with one of your hundreds of cell phones you've no doubt accumulated over the years


There's no way she is a Land whale because her Asian side will keep her skinny. She also will age well because of Asian genetics.

She's quite the catch for whomever gets her.


that's pretty fucking racist but okay lol


Not even remotely as racist as the stuff I've been called in China lol. My favorite was "bai se yao guai", which means "white monster".
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