Current Events > Damn yo, this patient's daughter had hella nice cleavage >___>

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Vegy
06/29/18 1:50:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I can't provide pics but I drew an accurate 1:1 portrayal of what I saw.

krna4yX

The 2 half circles next to each other in her torso present her bilateral mammary glands. The green represents the visible portion of her bra. Note the clear line of sight to both her boob slings as well as the thingy-dingy that attaches said boob slings to each other in order to (unfortunately) prevent the glands from flopping out. Her shirt was unbuttoned way below the bottom of her bra and was basically halfway down her torso with no undershirt at all. Just the bra.

idk why she decided that was formal attire in public in a facility full of strangers, but I'm glad she did >____>

I'm saving dis for later tonight
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bobtuse
06/29/18 1:55:37 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I can't provide pics but I drew an accurate 1:1 portrayal of what I saw.

krna4yX

Ew, man hands.
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 2:12:09 PM
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Vegy posted...
I'm saving dis for later tonight

lmao

EnragedSlith posted...
I was a paramedic. The amount of creepiness in that profession was unsettling.

Yeah you're not wrong, it's kinda disgusting. I take the moral high road of giving a good bedside manner to everyone I can and just appreciating the beautiful boobs from afar without their knowledge, unlike the projecting weirdos in this topic who literally think I'm going up to them and honking their titties like a psycho lol
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slimfizzle2
06/29/18 4:02:45 PM
#54:


NeonOctopus posted...
unlike the projecting weirdos in this topic who literally think I'm going up to them and honking their titties like a psycho lol

I never thought that. But now I think you should

Damn you
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 4:28:52 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
unlike the projecting weirdos in this topic who literally think I'm going up to them and honking their titties like a psycho lol

I never thought that. But now I think you should

Damn you

lol
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 4:54:53 PM
#56:


bobtuse posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I can't provide pics but I drew an accurate 1:1 portrayal of what I saw.

krna4yX

Ew, man hands.

Eh, it happens
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Axiom
06/29/18 5:00:55 PM
#57:


NeonOctopus posted...
But one time I had to find this patient's bleeding and it was literally under her nice boob, so I heroically volunteered to hold up the titty while my partner patched it up.

Looking is one thing but this. Yikes
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Giant_Aspirin
06/29/18 5:02:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I even had her sign some extra benign part she didn't have to sign just so I could get more boob staring time lol


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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 5:39:25 PM
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Axiom posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
But one time I had to find this patient's bleeding and it was literally under her nice boob, so I heroically volunteered to hold up the titty while my partner patched it up.

Looking is one thing but this. Yikes

Someone else at the hospital was helping me holding it up. It was a big tit >_>
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spanky1
06/29/18 5:42:59 PM
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A single, big, tit.
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spudger
06/29/18 5:43:40 PM
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I think she has elephantitis
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 5:45:28 PM
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Another time I had to take this 400lb lady out of her house and legit we had to ask her to squeeze her boobs together cuz they were too far out and wouldn't fit through the door with the stretcher.

Then she joked that "each tit weighs 80 pounds haha!" I have no clue if she was actually serious or not. I just responded with ">_____>" She was crazy but also pretty chill.

They werent nice boobs btw <_< They were like bowling balls in loose bags.
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 5:46:12 PM
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spanky1 posted...
A single, big, tit.

No reason to touch the other one >_>
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slimfizzle2
06/29/18 6:12:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
spanky1 posted...
A single, big, tit.

No reason to touch the other one >_>

Tit about is fair play
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 6:35:01 PM
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Axiom posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
But one time I had to find this patient's bleeding and it was literally under her nice boob, so I heroically volunteered to hold up the titty while my partner patched it up.

Looking is one thing but this. Yikes

Can I just address that you seriously think I went up this lady and was like "RAKGPHSKCKLNSTITTIES! >_>" and just grabbed her tit? No we got her in bed and on my blind side of the pt there was a blood on her side, I was like "We have to dress that, do you mind?" and she like "No prob. Go for it" and cuz the nurse was a lazy ass, 2 male EMTs and 1 male ER tech had to hold her boob up and dress the wound, even though a female should be helping out too for the pt's sake. smh

Me and the tech did a mental high five during it though >_>
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awesome999
06/29/18 6:37:49 PM
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I was walking to college yesterday and this chick, maybe mid 20s, had the best boobs I've seen through a Tshirt in real life. Like goddamn

It helps that she had a nice figure too and her t shirt was pretty tight

She was with a guy though, not that I would talk to her if he wasn't there
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NeonOctopus
06/29/18 9:09:26 PM
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NeonOctopus
06/30/18 9:50:07 AM
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NeonOctopus
06/30/18 1:56:47 PM
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slimfizzle2
06/30/18 2:10:23 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Dicks all day



I thought you were about the boobs
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NeonOctopus
06/30/18 2:13:33 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Dicks all day



I thought you were about the boobs

I handle way too many dicks on this job. It does stuff to your mind.
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slimfizzle2
06/30/18 2:18:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Dicks all day



I thought you were about the boobs

I handle way too many dicks on this job. It does stuff to your mind.

I warned you about becoming a gay pornstar. But did you listen
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NeonOctopus
06/30/18 2:24:13 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 7:03:04 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/01/18 7:19:00 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I just responded with ">_____>"

How
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/01/18 7:20:01 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I just responded with ">_____>"

How

do you forget who you're talking to?

That's Neon ">____________>" Octopus
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 7:20:13 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I just responded with ">_____>"

How

You know, by going >____> with your face
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emblem boy
07/01/18 7:21:58 PM
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buffbillsfan12to83 posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Zikten posted...
COVxy posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
COVxy posted...
Unrelated but this topic cued me. I've been rewatching House, and there's an episode where the entire team is fawning over a 15 year old patient's breasts. I get the feeling that this would spark much more outrage if it aired today.

Isn't the punch line of that episode that the girl was biologically a dude


Yeah. Which upsets the father since she manipulated him into having sex with her, apparently.

wait, the dad had sex with his sex changed son?

No with the hermaphrodite son.


Yeah she looked like a girl but actually had testicular cancer


I'm still confused
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 7:37:21 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Dicks all day



I thought you were about the boobs

I handle way too many dicks on this job. It does stuff to your mind.

Tell us about a few
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slimfizzle2
07/01/18 7:57:28 PM
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emblem boy posted...
buffbillsfan12to83 posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Zikten posted...
COVxy posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
COVxy posted...
Unrelated but this topic cued me. I've been rewatching House, and there's an episode where the entire team is fawning over a 15 year old patient's breasts. I get the feeling that this would spark much more outrage if it aired today.

Isn't the punch line of that episode that the girl was biologically a dude


Yeah. Which upsets the father since she manipulated him into having sex with her, apparently.

wait, the dad had sex with his sex changed son?

No with the hermaphrodite son.


Yeah she looked like a girl but actually had testicular cancer


I'm still confused

She had a vagina but her ovaries were testicles innies not outies. Like I said the reveal was the punch line to the whole episode
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emblem boy
07/01/18 8:10:34 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
She had a vagina but her ovaries were testicles innies not outies. Like I said the reveal was the punch line to the whole episode


But why is the dad having sex with the kid
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RE_expert44
07/01/18 8:12:27 PM
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