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spikethedevil
07/02/18 9:33:32 AM
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Bait set.

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Cleo_II
07/02/18 10:23:35 AM
#52:


Nothing wrong with traditional relationships/marriages. I'm in one. I consider my husband head of household. But it doesn't mean he gets to boss me around or anything. It's a ton of responsibility and pressure to drive the marriage and make the tough decisions. It's not suited for me but it's perfect for him. I play more of a support role. He's the tank and I'm the healer. I make more money than him too, though in the beginning he made double what I did. Now that I make more, our dynamics haven't changed.

I do think it's odd though you'd demand she add "to obey" in her vows. Are you not confident in the relationship? Or is this some kind of power trip? My husband couldn't care less what I said for vows or how many partners I had before him. He's got a quiet, inner confidence that helps him be a good leader. Personally, if he had to make "displays" to prove he's in charge, I would have hesitated to marry him.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 11:51:08 AM
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lilORANG posted...
We chose not to write our own vows too. Seems it can only go badly, as one partner will outshine the other. We know we love each other, NO need to get super sappy in front of the guests.


I agree completely.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Congrats TC! Marriage is definitely great if you find the right girl


Thanks!

Pogo_Marimo posted...
He's just being a misogynistic douche, ignore him. Take solace in knowing he's probably unloved in real life because of his anti-social personality.


Human beings are sexually dimorphic, you have been brainwashed by a feminist agenda and a gynocentric society to perceive any implication that men and women are not the same and ought to have different expectations and roles in life as misogyny. Par for the course these days.
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07/02/18 12:00:11 PM
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Krojen
07/02/18 12:43:04 PM
#56:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
I added "and to obey"

good bait

_MorningStar posted...
People still fell for this shit. CE is so fucking gullible.

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treewojima
07/02/18 12:53:46 PM
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this all reads like redpill nonsense to me. or trolling.
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donkeyjack
07/02/18 2:12:19 PM
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Lmao @ cock carousel. Too much of TFM, TC?
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07/02/18 2:19:23 PM
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davyheinz
07/02/18 2:21:48 PM
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Imagine hating a cock carousel

Clearly, TC is hating on something he has never experienced.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 2:29:24 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Nothing wrong with traditional relationships/marriages. I'm in one. I consider my husband head of household. But it doesn't mean he gets to boss me around or anything. It's a ton of responsibility and pressure to drive the marriage and make the tough decisions. It's not suited for me but it's perfect for him. I play more of a support role. He's the tank and I'm the healer. I make more money than him too, though in the beginning he made double what I did. Now that I make more, our dynamics haven't changed.


Great, hope your marriage continues to be a success. Sounds like it will be as you accept your role in it. Also while I may boss my fiance around from time to time it's more just my personality. I am the boss at my workplace as well so I'm used to telling people what to do and them simply doing it. At the same time at work and at home I am always concious not to be a tyrant, power is given to leaders along with the responsibility to use it sparingly and intelligently. It's better to be loved then feared, everyone should get something of value in a relationship though it's not the same thing thay they get.

Cleo_II posted...
I do think it's odd though you'd demand she add "to obey" in her vows. Are you not confident in the relationship? Or is this some kind of power trip? My husband couldn't care less what I said for vows or how many partners I had before him. He's got a quiet, inner confidence that helps him be a good leader. Personally, if he had to make "displays" to prove he's in charge, I would have hesitated to marry him.


Well I wanted to go to city hall, I didn't want to waste money on a wedding. However as I am always concious of not being a tyrant and she earns enough money to have some say I gave in because it was important to her. That said I normally agree with you, most of the dynamics in a relationship go unsaid. However a wedding is a public announcement of the dynamics, a public record of the promises made. I promise to love and cherish her, that's enough for her to sign the contract. It is not enough for me to sign the contract for her to love and cherish me, she must also agree to obey. She already does but this is a formal announcement of the arrangement.

Honestly if she didn't want to marry me under those dynamics I would be fine. I am 32 I make 160k a year, I am in great shape, the ladies are always checking for me. I would be just as happy single as I would be with her. I dont need any woman to make my life complete, if I allow a woman into my life its on my terms or she can keep it moving. I am a free man, and I will die a free man.
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Kazi1212
07/02/18 2:41:20 PM
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Lol @ all these people calling this fake. Soy boy libs cant even imagine getting a girl let alone getting a girl to be submissive
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Coffeebeanz
07/02/18 2:42:13 PM
#64:


Kazi1212 posted...
Lol @ all these people calling this fake. Soy boy libs cant even imagine getting a girl let alone getting a girl to be submissive


Cuckservatives can't handle a girl making $210k+
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MarqueeSeries
07/02/18 2:56:14 PM
#65:


Kazi1212 posted...
Lol @ all these people calling this fake. Soy boy libs cant even imagine getting a girl let alone getting a girl to be submissive

People like this don't come to CE though

If a story like this is posted on CE, it's only to attempt to rile people up
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donkeyjack
07/02/18 3:01:29 PM
#66:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
Lol @ all these people calling this fake. Soy boy libs cant even imagine getting a girl let alone getting a girl to be submissive


Cuckservatives can't handle a girl making $210k+


Because they would want their man to make 420k/year.
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Hicks233
07/02/18 3:06:27 PM
#67:


Why didn't you instead say:

"No my dear, I do not want to write my vows to you, I wish to etch them in your menstrual blood on a finest angora sweater for you to wear on our wedding day!"

Seriously... missed opportunity there.
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emblem boy
07/02/18 3:10:32 PM
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What exactly does obey mean? To what extent must she obey and be subservient?
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TerrifyingRei
07/02/18 3:18:17 PM
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Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.
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TerrifyingRei
07/02/18 3:22:15 PM
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i don't care if it's real or not, i'm just explaining what "to obey" means for that other person.

i'm also assuming that he'll be a good enough person to take his SO's opinion into consideration at all.
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Solar_Crimson
07/02/18 3:22:30 PM
#72:


Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
if getting married is dumb, why are you doing it?


Because unlike the other 7 girls I have had a serious relationship with. This one never rode the cock carousel and she is submissive to me. She is happy in a relationship where it isn't an "equal partnership" I, as the man, am the clear leader. It's hard to find in a western woman in the year 2018 that's like that.

And who said these 50s-era attitudes died out?
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 4:32:03 PM
#73:


MarqueeSeries posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
Lol @ all these people calling this fake. Soy boy libs cant even imagine getting a girl let alone getting a girl to be submissive

People like this don't come to CE though

If a story like this is posted on CE, it's only to attempt to rile people up


My account was created 16 years ago when I was a weak ignorant entitled video game obsessed boy. I'm a man now but I continue to come here out of habit to kill time and entertain myself. So yea...people like me may not come to CE now, but when I came to CE I wasn't who I am now.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 4:38:33 PM
#74:


TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.
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FrisbeeDude
07/02/18 4:40:13 PM
#75:


Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


LMAO keep at it. You're bound to get a few more with this post
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Kitt
07/02/18 4:43:09 PM
#76:


What a funny little coinky-dink. I'm about to get married too! I told him I'm not creative, I want the traditional vows. He said, "Ok no problem."

So he came back and showed me them and I made one change. For his vows after "to love and to cherish" I added "and to obey". He said are you sure you're cool with them now? I have to email them to confirm.

...and that's why while I think marriage is a dumb thing to do for 95% of women, I am lucky I found this one. My wedding is also August 9th.

Ask me anything.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 4:46:13 PM
#77:


Kitt posted...
What a funny little coinky-dink. I'm about to get married too! I told him I'm not creative, I want the traditional vows. He said, "Ok no problem."

So he came back and showed me them and I made one change. For his vows after "to love and to cherish" I added "and to obey". He said are you sure you're cool with them now? I have to email them to confirm.

...and that's why while I think marriage is a dumb thing to do for 95% of women, I am lucky I found this one. My wedding is also August 9th.

Ask me anything.


Why would you marry a man who lets you keep his balls in your purse?
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emblem boy
07/02/18 4:46:41 PM
#78:


Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...
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Kitt
07/02/18 4:50:42 PM
#79:


Omega Hunter posted...
Kitt posted...
What a funny little coinky-dink. I'm about to get married too! I told him I'm not creative, I want the traditional vows. He said, "Ok no problem."

So he came back and showed me them and I made one change. For his vows after "to love and to cherish" I added "and to obey". He said are you sure you're cool with them now? I have to email them to confirm.

...and that's why while I think marriage is a dumb thing to do for 95% of women, I am lucky I found this one. My wedding is also August 9th.

Ask me anything.


Why would you marry a man who lets you keep his balls in your purse?

Because unlike the other 7 guys I have had a serious relationship with, this one never rode the skin train to tuna town and he is submissive to me. He is happy in a relationship where it isn't an "equal partnership" and I, as the woman, am the clear leader. It's hard to find in a western man in the year 2018 that's like that.
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Balrog0
07/02/18 4:53:08 PM
#80:


Krojen posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
I added "and to obey"

good bait

_MorningStar posted...
People still fell for this shit. CE is so fucking gullible.


his typical gimmick is to talk about how much he and his elite friends spend on escorts so it fits and does not seem like a gimmick
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FrisbeeDude
07/02/18 5:10:27 PM
#81:


Omega Hunter posted...
Kitt posted...
What a funny little coinky-dink. I'm about to get married too! I told him I'm not creative, I want the traditional vows. He said, "Ok no problem."

So he came back and showed me them and I made one change. For his vows after "to love and to cherish" I added "and to obey". He said are you sure you're cool with them now? I have to email them to confirm.

...and that's why while I think marriage is a dumb thing to do for 95% of women, I am lucky I found this one. My wedding is also August 9th.

Ask me anything.


Why would you marry a man who lets you keep his balls in your purse?


how the fuck do you get baited in your own bait topic lmfao
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 5:13:34 PM
#82:


emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...


The reason you would feel uncomfortable with power is you lack confidence. I dont have that problem.
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emblem boy
07/02/18 5:16:41 PM
#83:


Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...


The reason you would feel uncomfortable with power is you lack confidence. I dont have that problem.


But you want someone that lacks confidence as your partner.
I just don't find submisivness to be attractive. And I don't find domination to be either
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 5:18:41 PM
#84:


emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...


The reason you would feel uncomfortable with power is you lack confidence. I dont have that problem.


But you want someone that lacks confidence as your partner.
I just don't find submisivness to be attractive. And I don't find domination to be either


I see...well different strokes for different folks. I have been with strong and independent women...it was horrible. I will never ever go back. A submissive beautiful woman is pure bliss
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FrisbeeDude
07/02/18 5:21:19 PM
#85:


Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...


The reason you would feel uncomfortable with power is you lack confidence. I dont have that problem.


But you want someone that lacks confidence as your partner.
I just don't find submisivness to be attractive. And I don't find domination to be either


I see...well different strokes for different folks. I have been with strong and independent women...it was horrible. I will never ever go back. A submissive beautiful woman is pure bliss


you're easily intimidated. it's pretty obvious.
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ProfessorKukui
07/02/18 5:22:02 PM
#86:


Kitt posted...
rode the skin train to tuna town

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Cleo_II
07/02/18 5:34:34 PM
#87:


Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


Lol. That has nothing to do with leadership in a marriage.

Though I agree with others, this is pure fantasy.
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TheoryzC
07/02/18 5:40:43 PM
#88:


Your making yourself sound like a weird cross between Patrick Bateman and Christian Grey
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Coffeebeanz
07/02/18 5:45:13 PM
#89:


Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
emblem boy posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Im assuming he's saying he'll ask her opinion and stuff but wants to make sure he has the final say in decisions.


Ding ding ding, this guy gets it. An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


You say you're not being a tyrant about it, but ehh. I'd feel uncomfortable about such a power balance in my relationship. But I guess if it works for you...


The reason you would feel uncomfortable with power is you lack confidence. I dont have that problem.


But you want someone that lacks confidence as your partner.
I just don't find submisivness to be attractive. And I don't find domination to be either


I see...well different strokes for different folks. I have been with strong and independent women...it was horrible. I will never ever go back. A submissive beautiful woman is pure bliss


So you're a wimp. Got it.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 5:50:40 PM
#90:


Coffeebeanz posted...
So you're a wimp. Got it.


Not even close, i am extremely confident and aggressive, i simply like to not have to play the power game of life with my significant other. That is one relationship where it should just be easy...a respite from the struggle that is life in general.
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EnragedSlith
07/02/18 5:52:47 PM
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Hinakuluiau
07/02/18 6:34:09 PM
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Wasn't TC the guy who complained about women in Star Wars because, and I quote: "girls never wanted to play Star Wars with us on the playground. They're taking Star Wars away from us guys."
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Coffeebeanz
07/02/18 7:17:49 PM
#93:


Omega Hunter posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
So you're a wimp. Got it.


Not even close, i am extremely confident and aggressive, i simply like to not have to play the power game of life with my significant other. That is one relationship where it should just be easy...a respite from the struggle that is life in general.


One question.

Are females equal to males in intelligence?
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Darmik
07/02/18 7:24:50 PM
#94:


Omega Hunter posted...
For her vows after "to love and to cherish" I added "and to obey". She said are you sure you're cool with them now? I have to email them to confirm.


Omega Hunter posted...
Did I mention she mskes 6 figures and pays her part? I make like 50% more but she's not dead weight financially.

Omega Hunter posted...
An example, my fiance knows she can't commit us as a couple to anything. So she can't tell a group of mutual friends that we will join them for dinner on Saturday without me approving. I however can commit her to various activities, now how often do i do that...a few times a year at most, again I'm not a tyrant just because I have authority. Exes I used to have would tell people ill be there for happy hour on Thursday with them. Thursday comes and I want to hit the gym and play video games so that leads to a fight...gtfo of my life is where that really leads.


I've read erotic fiction with more believable characters.
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SwordMaster13X
07/02/18 7:47:27 PM
#96:


Omega Hunter posted...
bob742omb posted...
what nationality is she


Dominican and Spanish by blood. Born in the the USA.


How have you never had a fight with a Dominican woman in six years? Especially one from nyc.
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 9:49:15 PM
#98:


Coffeebeanz posted...
One question.

Are females equal to males in intelligence?


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Turbam
07/02/18 9:52:03 PM
#99:


You sound like the kind of dude that ends up getting killed by their spouse
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Omega Hunter
07/02/18 9:54:47 PM
#100:


Turbam posted...
You sound like the kind of dude that ends up getting killed by their spouse


My fiance? The one that takes forever to chop an onion cuz she uses the steak knife because she's afraid of the chef knife? The one that can't open a pickle jar without me?

Lol, I'm terrified!
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