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AcFan87 07/03/18 9:03:17 AM #52:	SaccharineSmile posted... Theres nothing wrong with lying by the way, if it keeps everyone happy, keep lying Not sure if you're actually serious or not. <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:904411151] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>SaccharineSmile posted...</cite> <quote>Theres nothing wrong with lying by the way, if it keeps everyone happy, keep lying</quote> Not sure if you're actually serious or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 07/03/18 9:05:03 AM #53:	I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times. --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:904411204] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote>I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaccharineSmile 07/03/18 9:06:10 AM #54:	AcFan87 posted... SaccharineSmile posted... Theres nothing wrong with lying by the way, if it keeps everyone happy, keep lying Not sure if you're actually serious or not. Lying = he was getting sex, girlfriend was happy, he was happy. Only issue was he felt bad, in which you shouldnt be Being honest after the fact = no more sex, girlfriend split, he is now embarrassed for life Being honest up front = no girlfriend and no sex in the first place --- Sent from my IPhone X <cite>SaccharineSmile posted [p:904411236] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>AcFan87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SaccharineSmile posted...</cite> <quote>Theres nothing wrong with lying by the way, if it keeps everyone happy, keep lying</quote> Not sure if you're actually serious or not.</quote> Lying = he was getting sex, girlfriend was happy, he was happy. Only issue was he felt bad, in which you shouldnt be Being honest after the fact = no more sex, girlfriend split, he is now embarrassed for life Being honest up front = no girlfriend and no sex in the first place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 07/03/18 9:06:42 AM #55:	Genocet_10-325 posted... I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times. 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad. <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:904411249] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote>I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times.</quote> 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 07/03/18 9:07:41 AM #56:	AcFan87 posted... Genocet_10-325 posted... I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times. 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad. Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15 --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:904411292] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>AcFan87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote>I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times.</quote> 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad.</quote> Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/03/18 9:11:55 AM #57:	thronedfire2 posted... well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!" --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904411421] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf</quote> "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 07/03/18 9:12:05 AM #58:	Genocet_10-325 posted... AcFan87 posted... Genocet_10-325 posted... I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times. 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad. Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15 And the parents are where exactly? <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:904411426] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AcFan87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote>I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times.</quote> 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad.</quote> Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15</quote> And the parents are where exactly?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 07/03/18 9:12:40 AM #59:	stone posted... thronedfire2 posted... well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!" Lmfao I really hope he learned from this experience and isn't too honest again. --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:904411445] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf</quote> "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!"</quote> Lmfao I really hope he learned from this experience and isn't too honest again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 07/03/18 9:13:26 AM #60:	Dodged a bullet <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:904411463] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote>Dodged a bullet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 07/03/18 9:13:56 AM #61:	AcFan87 posted... Genocet_10-325 posted... AcFan87 posted... Genocet_10-325 posted... I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times. 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad. Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15 And the parents are where exactly? If the girl had super strict parents wed fuck in parks or public bathrooms. The girl lost my virginity to came to my house though and my dad didn't care what we did --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:904411478] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>AcFan87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AcFan87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote>I did the same thing when I was a 15 or 16 year old Virgin, lied about my experience to a 17 year old with lots of experience to impress her. It worked, we had sex, I told her the truth after and she laughed it off. Good times.</quote> 17 years old and she already had lots of experience? That's just sad.</quote> Thats extremely common where I live. Most people lose their virginity at 14 or 15</quote> And the parents are where exactly?</quote> If the girl had super strict parents wed fuck in parks or public bathrooms. The girl lost my virginity to came to my house though and my dad didn't care what we did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/03/18 9:16:27 AM #62:	Genocet_10-325 posted... stone posted... thronedfire2 posted... well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!" Lmfao I really hope he learned from this experience and isn't too honest again. Yeah haha "it just didn't work out". As long as the new girl doesn't ask too many questions, but being vague "we had different opinions on things that made us not compatible" would work. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904411538] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf</quote> "why did you and your ex breakup?" "because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am" ".... " walks out on you "BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!"</quote> Lmfao I really hope he learned from this experience and isn't too honest again.</quote> Yeah haha "it just didn't work out". As long as the new girl doesn't ask too many questions, but being vague "we had different opinions on things that made us not compatible" would work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mister_Spyker 07/03/18 9:17:05 AM #63:	Next time you'll have to tell the girl about your first girlfriend and how you lied to her, making up an imaginary first girlfriend to get her into bed --- Dear lord, Spyker just ripped his entire life apart in nothing more than a few paragraphs. Ouch... - RexSilver <cite>Mister_Spyker posted [p:904411559] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote>Next time you'll have to tell the girl about your first girlfriend and how you lied to her, making up an imaginary first girlfriend to get her into bed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 07/03/18 9:21:52 AM #64:	Eternalistic posted... she was incredibly interested in my "number of partners". This was in the talking stage so I made it up so she'd like me. Women ask me this all the time, and it took me a while to figure out. The "correct" response to this question is 17. No matter what, just say 17. Your only mistake here was blowing it up on purpose. It was a lie that didn't matter. It could not have been found out in any conceivable way, and it did nothing but benefit you. She doesn't matter, anyway. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:904411704] in i lied to ... [t:76772780]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eternalistic posted...</cite> <quote>she was incredibly interested in my "number of partners". This was in the talking stage so I made it up so she'd like me. </quote> Women ask me this all the time, and it took me a while to figure out. The "correct" response to this question is 17. No matter what, just say 17. Your only mistake here was blowing it up on purpose. It was a lie that didn't matter. It could not have been found out in any conceivable way, and it did nothing but benefit you. She doesn't matter, anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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