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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 2:42:47 PM
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Go, go, go!
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UltraDeku
07/03/18 2:43:27 PM
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 2:46:04 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
2nd!

You can turn invisible, but only when you hear the left turning single of a car you own. Recordings do not work, and you stop being invisible the exact moment it turns off.
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pikachupwnage
07/03/18 2:48:51 PM
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UltraDeku
07/03/18 2:48:53 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
UltraDeku posted...
2nd!

You can turn invisible, but only when you hear the left turning single of a car you own. Recordings do not work, and you stop being invisible the exact moment it turns off.

Can I buy a bunch of cars and let people rent them?
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Eat More Beef
07/03/18 2:50:04 PM
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I'm ready.
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 2:53:25 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
Post


You can identify the brand of any bubble gum that you chew with 100% accuracy.

pikachupwnage posted...
Poast


You can move at super speed, but the exact moment you stop using it, time reverts to the point when you began to use it.

UltraDeku posted...

Can I buy a bunch of cars and let people rent them?


Yes, but you actually have to be able to hear the turning single in person in order for your invisibility to activate.
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RE_expert44
07/03/18 2:55:54 PM
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Psot
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:00:21 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
I'm ready.


You can transform your appearance to that of Barney Martin (Morty Seinfeld from Seinfeld). Your DNA does not change and if you try to impersonate Barney in any way, you die.

RE_expert44 posted...
Psot


You can read any dead language, but you instantly forget what you read immediately after reading it.
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FF_Redux
07/03/18 3:01:05 PM
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DarthGravid
07/03/18 3:01:52 PM
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Post.
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Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done?
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KILBOTz
07/03/18 3:02:06 PM
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*crosses fingers for ability to grow mustache at will but only with extreme concentration and it disappears as soon as I lose focus*
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MetaMajik
07/03/18 3:02:15 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
How is it random when you choose what who gets?


Shut the fuck up.
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KlRBEH
07/03/18 3:02:22 PM
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sounds good to me
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:02:43 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
How is it random when you choose what who gets?


You gain the power to perfectly point out poorly worded statements, but any time you do, everyone ignores you.

It's random in that I'm just making them up each time someone posts.
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K181
07/03/18 3:03:14 PM
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Yeah, sure.
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cellus523
07/03/18 3:04:40 PM
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:06:22 PM
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DarthGravid posted...
Post.


You can perfectly quote every single line from Wayne's World with a Cajun accent.

KILBOTz posted...
*crosses fingers for ability to grow mustache at will but only with extreme concentration and it disappears as soon as I lose focus*


You can regrow your fingernails anytime you clip them to the exact length they were before you clipped them.

MetaMajik posted...
Shut the fuck up.


You can identify any American coin minted after 1978.

KlRBEH posted...
sounds good to me


You are now immune to fire, but any contact with any amount of salt will cause you to instantly die.
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Muffinz0rz
07/03/18 3:07:14 PM
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TarElessar
07/03/18 3:07:18 PM
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Go for it!
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Sad_Face
07/03/18 3:08:59 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
You are now immune to fire, but any contact with any amount of salt will cause you to instantly die.


This is a super weakness wtf bro
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Roshon
07/03/18 3:10:48 PM
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:12:30 PM
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K181 posted...
Yeah, sure.


Anytime you walk backwards, anything you say while walking will also be backwards.

cellus523 posted...
post


You can control toothpaste with your mind and move it up to 5 cm every 5 minutes.

Muffinz0rz posted...
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Your eyebrows change color based on your mood.

TarElessar posted...
Go for it!


You can always locate the nearest possible water treatment plant.

Sad_Face posted...
This is a super weakness wtf bro


That's what makes it useless.
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TheMarthKoopa
07/03/18 3:13:08 PM
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posty
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pikachupwnage
07/03/18 3:15:13 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
You are now immune to fire, but any contact with any amount of salt will cause you to instantly die.


This is a super weakness wtf bro


There is literally salt in your body(and sodium is essential to human life) so your power is You immediately die

Lmao he got it bad man.
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/03/18 3:15:24 PM
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Gimme my Stand so I can murder someone under extremely specific circumstances.
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Sad_Face
07/03/18 3:15:34 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
That's what makes it useless.


There are powers where you might as well not have it at all, and there are illnesses that require you to be quarantined. That one is the latter. But it comes with a complimentary superpower. If Kirbeh lived where I lived, in the Caribbean, he'd straight up die.
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K181
07/03/18 3:16:50 PM
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Anytime you walk backwards, anything you say while walking will also be backwards.


Now that's pretty awesome. Demonic party tricks, baby.
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KlRBEH
07/03/18 3:17:36 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
You are now immune to fire, but any contact with any amount of salt will cause you to instantly die.

well that fucking sucks, I love salty food :(
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:19:07 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
posty


You can read minds, but the second someone thinks about sex while you are reading their mind, you lose your power forever.

pikachupwnage posted...
There is literally salt in your body(and sodium is essential to human life) so your power is You immediately die

Lmao you got it bad man.


Yeah, good point.

Oh well, can't take powers back now.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Gimme my Stand so I can murder someone under extremely specific circumstances.


Any time you die, time is reset to five minutes before, but you completely forget about what happened and revert to the exact same person with the exact same memories as you had five minutes prior.
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ArchangelBaruch
07/03/18 3:19:37 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...

pikachupwnage posted...
Poast

You can move at super speed, but the exact moment you stop using it, time reverts to the point when you began to use it.


So you can run around for a few minutes, get lottery numbers then bet on them.
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Sephiroth1288
07/03/18 3:20:37 PM
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TheMarthKoopa
07/03/18 3:20:45 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
You can read minds, but the second someone thinks about sex while you are reading their mind, you lose your power forever.

So as long as I only use it on someone looking at me I should be fine
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/03/18 3:20:48 PM
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"Any time you die" is a great fucking setup to a super power.
Does reality go back 5 minutes or just me?
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Roshon
07/03/18 3:21:05 PM
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Roshon posted...
Hi!


Do me!
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:21:06 PM
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ArchangelBaruch posted...

So you can run around for a few minutes, get lottery numbers then bet on them.


You'd have to run for about a day, since the lotteries close awhile before the numbers are checked, and the power doesn't give you infinite energy. Hope you ate your Wheaties.
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:22:48 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
"Any time you die" is a great fucking setup to a super power.
Does reality go back 5 minutes or just me?


Reality. There is absolutely no evidence time has been reset. No one remembers, nothing changes.

Roshon posted...

Do me!


Sorry I missed you!

You can communicate with any living fresh water fish, but they always speak a foreign language you don't.
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Dash_Harber
07/03/18 3:30:53 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Give it to me, Neil.


You gain superhuman vision, but only when your nose is touching pavement on the ground.
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Muffinz0rz
07/03/18 3:48:35 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Your eyebrows change color based on your mood.

meh
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sauceje
07/03/18 3:49:16 PM
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Thank god bless
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GiftedACIII
07/03/18 4:05:08 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
You can move at super speed, but the exact moment you stop using it, time reverts to the point when you began to use it.

This is actually not useless at all. You basically have a free save state as well as precognition. Definitely the best one here.
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watertank
07/03/18 4:09:02 PM
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My go to superpower is usually a bigger bladder >_>
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_Krave_
07/03/18 4:15:42 PM
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Am I seducing or being seduced?
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Touch
07/03/18 4:24:28 PM
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RE_expert44
07/03/18 5:00:50 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
Psot

You can read any dead language, but you instantly forget what you read immediately after reading it.

Nice. At least I can video record my readings for playback
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Eviora
07/03/18 5:24:58 PM
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Oh, oh, Evi wants one, too!
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/03/18 5:33:50 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Reality. There is absolutely no evidence time has been reset. No one remembers, nothing changes.


That's a great power so long as I don't mind killing myself over and over. But what happens when I die of natural causes? Is the universe just screwed?
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