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GTM
07/15/18 9:19:40 PM
#402:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Pittsburgh crowds are normally tame.


what
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RaidenZeroX
07/15/18 9:19:46 PM
#403:


StealThisSheen posted...
Guys, I've just realized Roman is Bald Bull

The taunt is to let you know that you can punch him coming in and win in one shot


This made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit and might have woke up my daughter.
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Mega Mana
07/15/18 9:21:46 PM
#404:


Jakyl25 posted...
Bludgeons took out Kane backstage. Bryan fought them 1-on-2. Kane hobbled out for the save but it wasnt enough. Bludgeons win


I honestly didn't expect that ending. There were two ways I saw it going after the backstage brawl:

1. Daniel Bryan is the tag team champions. Doesn't need Kane.
2. Bludgeon Brothers take apart Daniel Bryan after a really solid match.
3. Kane hobbles in (he does), tags himself in (he does), can't do his big moves with any power (pretty much), and takes the pinfall and enraging Daniel Bryan.

Kane coming out and trying to help PLUS a solid match with a clean finish for the BB? I'm legitimately surprised. Good for them.
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Mega Mana
07/15/18 9:22:56 PM
#405:


Thank you Corey!

"Well they keep kendos under there in case of ninjas!"
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Panthera
07/15/18 9:24:09 PM
#406:


StealThisSheen posted...
Guys, I've just realized Roman is Bald Bull

The taunt is to let you know that you can punch him coming in and win in one shot


His greatest weakness revealed
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 9:24:53 PM
#407:


Panthera posted...
StealThisSheen posted...
Guys, I've just realized Roman is Bald Bull

The taunt is to let you know that you can punch him coming in and win in one shot


His greatest weakness revealed

Maybe Braun is King Hippo

We just need to drop his pants
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GTM
07/15/18 9:25:39 PM
#408:


thanks for the 1 line yet detailed summaries, jakyl
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 9:33:07 PM
#409:


Looks like the IC Title will be main-eventing its 5th PPV!
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ScareChan
07/15/18 9:33:47 PM
#410:


is...Ziggler and rollins main eventing?
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 9:34:01 PM
#411:


Wait the IC title is going on after the WWE title?

This is amazing.
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 9:34:40 PM
#412:


Payback for that time Dolph and Miz shouldve main evented No Mercy
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ninkendo
07/15/18 9:34:47 PM
#413:


I seriously pray
today
is the day
the day I've been waiting for
every day
RUSEV DAY
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ScareChan
07/15/18 9:34:49 PM
#414:


but we also have an hour and a half still

so eachis getting 40 minutes?
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ScareChan
07/15/18 9:37:17 PM
#415:


awaken mysuper heel rusev

(Orton returning heel fucks that but eh)
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 9:39:31 PM
#416:


I don't like AJ Styles with his goatee not connected to his sideburns.
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PrivateBiscuit1
07/15/18 9:41:58 PM
#417:


Jakyl25 posted...
See they got enough of the crowd into it now.

This is no Joe vs Roman situation

It's not that bad, no. But man. You just can't blame people for not caring though when Roman is putting on his same boring matches until the finish where something unique may actually happen. "In offensive match" being the nicest thing anyone can say about a match is still absolutely uninspired and not worth people caring about. Hell, at least Jinder and Roman has a storyline to it for people to somewhat care about. This is just Roman throwing up a bitch fit like always in Lashley's direction and expecting us to care and actually buy into any of his nonsense.

They need to do anything huge to Roman's character to try getting people to think of him as anything but a stale whiner whose matches are like pulling teeth to become interested in.
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Mega Mana
07/15/18 9:48:28 PM
#418:


There's so much time, my mind wandered into a scenario where it becomes a triple threat Iron Man match after some shenanigans.

And Ziggler and McIntyre shrug and give each other quick pins at the beginning to Rollins' bewilderment to give themselves early points and keep Rollins down, but Rollins stops it before they get more than 1 or 2 each.

Even better, bell rings and Rollins is staring them both down when suddenly Ziggler and McIntyre just start tearing into each other. Rollins is surprised, but obviously enjoying the two at each other's throats. Ziggler hits a Famouser, McIntyre doesn't kick out. Things reset, McIntyre takes out Ziggler and gets a pin. Rollins is eating this up. Ziggler up and takes out McIntyre with a superkick. Gets a pin. Rollins begins to come around to what the hell is going on when McIntyre superkicks back for a pin. Rollins interrupts the next one, shouting at them, and they both just have ****-eating grins holding up two fingers to each other, then a zero for Rollins.
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StealThisSheen
07/15/18 9:51:09 PM
#419:


I still think this was definitely the wrong Reigns match to keep throwing a bitch fit over

It was pretty decent, had a neat ending, he didn't even win, and it wasn't like it meant anything smarks should hate even if he did win

"Roman worked and lost a passable match with nothing on the line? HOW DARE HE"
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ScareChan
07/15/18 9:53:31 PM
#420:


StealThisSheen posted...
I still think this was definitely the wrong Reigns match to keep throwing a bitch fit over

It was pretty decent, had a neat ending, he didn't even win, and it wasn't like it meant anything smarks should hate even if he did win

"Roman worked and lost a passable match with nothing on the line? HOW DARE HE"


yeah this was the perfect match to just root for Lashley to just show your support of not roman

also I forgot the IC is an ironman
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StealThisSheen
07/15/18 9:55:28 PM
#421:


ScareChan posted...
yeah this was the perfect match to just root for Lashley to just show your support of not roman


This, pretty much

Shitting on a midcard match with no stakes that he didn't even win is just going to ruin the message and make them think "They're not gonna be happy no matter what we do, so fuck 'em"
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:00:42 PM
#422:


Wait, they're finally doing a new season of the Edge and Christian show?
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:01:22 PM
#423:


Kinda interested in Bischoff vs Pritchard on Table For 3. Two BS artists pushing diametrically opposed false narratives.
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:02:57 PM
#424:


I hope it actually is 1000 falls Seth
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:03:45 PM
#425:


Is this the first time Dolph has ever had a one-on-one PPV main event?
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:06:13 PM
#426:


No

TLC 2012

Dolph defended his WHC MitB against Cena in a ladder match

He won when AJ Lee turned on Cena
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:06:45 PM
#427:


Jakyl25 posted...
No

TLC 2012

Dolph defended his WHC MitB against Cena in a ladder match

He won when AJ Lee turned on Cena


Completely blanked on that one.
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:07:06 PM
#428:


And then Cena retaliated by dropping poop on them
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:07:28 PM
#429:


I can't lie, if they were smart they'd have zero pinfalls or submissions and have someone win it in overtime.
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StealThisSheen
07/15/18 10:08:05 PM
#430:


They need to just get the usual Dolph Ziggler feud out of the way in this one match and have them get 40 falls each

And then overtime
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:08:59 PM
#431:


Also it wasnt 1-on-1, but Dolph did close out Survivor Series 2014 1-on-3
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:09:38 PM
#432:


Man, it's weird though to see where Dolph is suddenly when he pretty much was dead in the water not too long ago.

Dude's big return was spending like a minute in the RR and then losing in the AtGMBR.

Now he's main eventing a PPV as champ.
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ScareChan
07/15/18 10:10:17 PM
#433:


his pants just say evil

why
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ScareChan
07/15/18 10:11:06 PM
#434:


TheRock1525 posted...
Man, it's weird though to see where Dolph is suddenly when he pretty much was dead in the water not too long ago.

Dude's big return was spending like a minute in the RR and then losing in the AtGMBR.

Now he's main eventing a PPV as champ.


Dolph and Jinder switched places in the switch from Smackdown to Raw
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:12:16 PM
#435:


Welp so much for my desires.
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:13:01 PM
#436:


ScareChan posted...
his pants just say evil

why


why not?
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:14:04 PM
#437:


If the audience is gonna count the last 10 seconds to each minute and make the RR noise, I am going to declare Pittsburgh the worst audience of all time.
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:14:29 PM
#438:


Lol crowd, theyre giving you this unique main event and youre doing Rumble countdown gags
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scarletspeed7
07/15/18 10:14:47 PM
#439:


TheRock1525 posted...
If the audience is gonna count the last 10 seconds to each minute and make the RR noise, I am going to declare Pittsburgh the worst audience of all time.

I was just thinking this.
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GTM
07/15/18 10:14:55 PM
#440:


i love the countdown
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:16:01 PM
#441:


I think they deliberately timed that fall to counter the crowd <_<
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:16:43 PM
#442:


I'm kinda hoping Seth wins like 10-0 or something.
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:17:15 PM
#443:


Flaw in the rules

If they dont care about winning the match anymore, they can just double team beat Seth for 20 minutes legally
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ScareChan
07/15/18 10:17:21 PM
#444:


give me 40 to zero with 38 dqs
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:17:37 PM
#445:


Aww screw you ref
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:18:54 PM
#446:


5 pinfalls in 12 minutes.

Fucking hell.
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:19:51 PM
#447:


6 pinfalls in 13 minutes.

Fuck this match.
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ScareChan
07/15/18 10:20:18 PM
#448:


what are they chanting
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Jakyl25
07/15/18 10:20:38 PM
#449:


TheRock1525 posted...
6 pinfalls in 13 minutes.

Fuck this match.


? You mean 5?
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TheRock1525
07/15/18 10:20:39 PM
#450:


Are they chanting "where's the clock?"
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scarletspeed7
07/15/18 10:20:45 PM
#451:


ScareChan posted...
what are they chanting

Where's the clock

They took it down
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