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Abyssea
07/05/18 1:08:22 PM
#102:


I bet there will be another "truth about joestarr" topic in a few months. I can feel it.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 1:08:29 PM
#103:


UaStankAssMofo posted...
If y'all were really secure you wouldn't be broadcasting your relationship like a special news bulletin

It's just a cringy look. Plus, the hearts in that pic... Come on. I don't even think high schoolers did that shit tbh

Y'all have subconsciously convinced yourselves that you're going to be soulmates to get back at all of the CE naysayers instead of just giving yourselves room to see how things go.


After only a night, no less! We wouldn't naysay, if they were normal and each went and got seperate dates to 4th of July. But no, they had to go together and what's worse, update us hour by hour, minute by minute. For the next 4 days.

I'm not wishing them the best of luck because I can already tell this won't last 30 days.
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deanshow
07/05/18 1:09:26 PM
#104:


I mean it's an AMA topic guys what do you expect. Them not to answer questions haha
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Foppe
07/05/18 1:13:09 PM
#105:


30 hours, 30 days, 30 weeks, 30 months, 30 years, doesnt matter as long as they enjoy the current time.
I wish them luck.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:13:56 PM
#106:


UaStankAssMofo posted...
If y'all were really secure you wouldn't be broadcasting your relationship like a special news bulletin

It's just a cringy look. Plus, the hearts in that pic... Come on. I don't even think high schoolers did that shit tbh

Y'all have subconsciously convinced yourselves that you're going to be soulmates to get back at all of the CE naysayers instead of just giving yourselves room to see how things go.


mmmm dat armchair psychology
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UaStankAssMofo
07/05/18 1:16:09 PM
#108:


joestarrr posted...
UaStankAssMofo posted...
If y'all were really secure you wouldn't be broadcasting your relationship like a special news bulletin

It's just a cringy look. Plus, the hearts in that pic... Come on. I don't even think high schoolers did that shit tbh

Y'all have subconsciously convinced yourselves that you're going to be soulmates to get back at all of the CE naysayers instead of just giving yourselves room to see how things go.


mmmm dat armchair psychology


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Vyrulisse
07/05/18 1:18:56 PM
#109:


Why don't you all go out or something? Go do something together. Why waste time here? This place sucks. You guys got a chance to get out... take it. Fly you fools.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:31:01 PM
#111:


Vyrulisse posted...
Why don't you all go out or something? Go do something together. Why waste time here? This place sucks. You guys got a chance to get out... take it. Fly you fools.


honestly i would go out more but the pain im in is pretty debilitating right now :(
hopefully, we'll see more next time and I'll feel better
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iConcept
07/05/18 1:42:13 PM
#112:


So wait, they had sex despite joestarrr's broken butt?
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The Trent
07/05/18 1:43:34 PM
#113:


ask us anything

who are you people and why should i care
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Monolith1676
07/05/18 1:44:17 PM
#114:


This topic reminds me of a Steel Panther song.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 1:44:18 PM
#115:


Well yeah, he didn't have her come down there to just sit on his couch and talk on gamefaqs.

They were going to make a baby!

That's so sad.
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Abyssea
07/05/18 1:44:58 PM
#116:


do either of you have jobs?
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:49:07 PM
#117:


iConcept posted...
So wait, they had sex despite joestarrr's broken butt?


SO WORTH IT

The Trent posted...
ask us anything

who are you people and why should i care


you probably shouldn't tbh

Abyssea posted...
do either of you have jobs?


yep
im an ICU nurse
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Tmk
07/05/18 1:50:21 PM
#118:


I think when a core pillar of the foundation of your relationship is using it to troll on a miserable social message board on a dying video game website...

*thumbs suspenders*

...probably not the best sign.
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Abyssea
07/05/18 1:51:04 PM
#119:


joestarrr posted...
yepim an ICU nurse


if you're a nurse at a hospital why don't you find a doctor to date? thats what i'd do if I was an ICU nurse.

why prowl CE for dead-ends?
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The Trent
07/05/18 1:52:11 PM
#120:


tbf, the dude in the picture does look like he knows a lot of shit about comic books
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:53:08 PM
#121:


Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
yepim an ICU nurse


if you're a nurse at a hospital why don't you find a doctor to date? thats what i'd do if I was an ICU nurse.

why prowl CE for dead-ends?


I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 1:53:53 PM
#122:


She's talking a WHOLE lot of consumer reassurance.

You know what comes next! Buyer's remorse!
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Abyssea
07/05/18 1:53:59 PM
#123:


joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:55:26 PM
#124:


Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?


ehhhh
if i was already a nurse practitioner i might

i like being either even or above the person I'm with in terms of career
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Monolith1676
07/05/18 1:56:42 PM
#125:


joestarrr posted...
Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?


ehhhh
if i was already a nurse practitioner i might

i like being either even or above the person I'm with in terms of career


Well you can't go wrong with a guy that is unemployed.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/05/18 1:56:45 PM
#126:


Vyrulisse posted...
Why don't you all go out or something? Go do something together. Why waste time here? This place sucks. You guys got a chance to get out... take it. Fly you fools.


I can see the merits of just hanging out on the couch with the AC blasting this time of year.
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/18 1:56:45 PM
#127:


iConcept posted...
So wait, they had sex despite joestarrr's broken butt?

Put a ring on dat finger asap
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smoliske
07/05/18 1:56:56 PM
#128:


weekoldhotdog posted...
Well yeah, he didn't have her come down there to just sit on his couch and talk on gamefaqs.

They were going to make a baby!

That's so sad.


she's on birth control but thanks for your concern
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The Trent
07/05/18 1:57:13 PM
#129:


Monolith1676 posted...
Well you can't go wrong with a guy that is unemployed.


same advice i give my daughters!
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smoliske
07/05/18 1:57:36 PM
#130:


Monolith1676 posted...
joestarrr posted...
Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?


ehhhh
if i was already a nurse practitioner i might

i like being either even or above the person I'm with in terms of career


Well you can't go wrong with a guy that is unemployed.


gonna need some sauce for that spaghetti
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joestarrr
07/05/18 1:58:12 PM
#131:


smoliske posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
joestarrr posted...
Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?


ehhhh
if i was already a nurse practitioner i might

i like being either even or above the person I'm with in terms of career


Well you can't go wrong with a guy that is unemployed.


gonna need some sauce for that spaghetti

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IllegalAlien
07/05/18 1:59:12 PM
#132:


A lot of these posts are cringy af but also funny
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 2:00:54 PM
#133:


Just wanted to make sure the world wasn't going to have reprocutions for the sake of your reproduction therapy.
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Abyssea
07/05/18 2:01:03 PM
#134:


Oh... he's unemployed too? >_> damn, i'm giving this relationship two weeks now.
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joestarrr
07/05/18 2:01:22 PM
#135:


weekoldhotdog posted...
Just wanted to make sure the world wasn't going to have reprocutions for the sake of your reproduction therapy.


for now
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 2:02:13 PM
#136:


Abyssea posted...
Oh... he's unemployed too? >_> damn, i'm giving this relationship two weeks now.


He's got *SO* much to offer her.

She's really happy with her catch!

Got that Social Security Check to go with that Paycheck! Cha-Ching!
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joestarrr
07/05/18 2:02:16 PM
#137:


Abyssea posted...
Oh... he's unemployed too? >_> damn, i'm giving this relationship two weeks now.


he's not unemployed but whatever helps you sleep at night
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Abyssea
07/05/18 2:03:08 PM
#138:


joestarrr posted...
Abyssea posted...
Oh... he's unemployed too? >_> damn, i'm giving this relationship two weeks now.


he's not unemployed but whatever helps you sleep at night


what does he do? hang potatoes in his garage?
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 2:03:18 PM
#139:


joestarrr posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
Just wanted to make sure the world wasn't going to have reprocutions for the sake of your reproduction therapy.


for now


You want kids already?!

This isn't going to end well for anyone involved.

He streams himself playing minecraft for donations.
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Monolith1676
07/05/18 2:04:03 PM
#140:


smoliske posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
joestarrr posted...
Abyssea posted...
joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't go after doctors tbh. Nothing wrong with it but ... not my thing.


one of those fancy CNPs then?


ehhhh
if i was already a nurse practitioner i might

i like being either even or above the person I'm with in terms of career


Well you can't go wrong with a guy that is unemployed.


gonna need some sauce for that spaghetti


Are you saying your dick is like a wet noodle?
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The Trent
07/05/18 2:04:12 PM
#141:


what the fuck is this
how far apart do these two people even live
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Eevee-Trainer
07/05/18 2:06:05 PM
#142:


I wonder how Vulgar and LanHikari feel after TC got to see joestarr naked and they didn't.

Given they dodged a bullet and the former isn't on CE, I imagine they feel pretty good.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/05/18 2:06:19 PM
#143:


weekoldhotdog posted...
Abyssea posted...
Oh... he's unemployed too? >_> damn, i'm giving this relationship two weeks now.


He's got *SO* much to offer her.

She's really happy with her catch!

Got that Social Security Check to go with that Paycheck! Cha-Ching!


why do you care so damn much though?
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smoliske
07/05/18 2:06:34 PM
#144:


weekoldhotdog posted...
He streams himself playing minecraft for donations.


Abyssea posted...
what does he do? hang potatoes in his garage?


from what gaping asshole do you guys pull this stuff from ?
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The Trent
07/05/18 2:07:08 PM
#145:


what do you do for work bro
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smoliske
07/05/18 2:07:48 PM
#146:


The Trent posted...
what the fuck is this
how far apart do these two people even live


about 6 hours, or a 3 hour plane ride
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CyricZ
07/05/18 2:09:21 PM
#147:


Ooo ooo! *raises hand*

He... performs panflute solos to sold-out audiences!

He... provides regulatory advice with regards to disposal of hazardous waste?

He... recently landed a small role in an off-Broadway musical?
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Abyssea
07/05/18 2:11:07 PM
#148:


smoliske posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
He streams himself playing minecraft for donations.


Abyssea posted...
what does he do? hang potatoes in his garage?


from what gaping asshole do you guys pull this stuff from ?


that's not a denial though, is it?
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Howl
07/05/18 2:11:10 PM
#149:


smoliske posted...
The Trent posted...
what the fuck is this
how far apart do these two people even live


about 6 hours, or a 3 hour plane ride


I'm not sure wtf either of you are thinking by posting every detail of your fucking on gamefaqs, but there's a lot riding against your relationship in a strictly objective sense. Posting about it here is just a really bad sign.
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weekoldhotdog
07/05/18 2:11:25 PM
#150:


smoliske posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
He streams himself playing minecraft for donations.


Abyssea posted...
what does he do? hang potatoes in his garage?


from what gaping asshole do you guys pull this stuff from ?


Yours and hers. Neither of you were looking when I pulled them out last night.
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