Current Events > I just masturbated during my work hours AMA

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CharismaticChad
07/06/18 7:55:11 AM
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Felt good to know i am getting paid for looking at porn
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Turbam
07/06/18 7:55:49 AM
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:V
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lww99
07/06/18 7:56:23 AM
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Been there done that. You ever fuck at work tho?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/06/18 7:58:10 AM
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lww99 posted...
Been there done that. You ever fuck at work tho?

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V-E-G-Y-
07/06/18 8:06:35 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
lww99 posted...
Been there done that. You ever fuck at work tho?

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SavenForever
07/06/18 8:10:02 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
lww99 posted...
Been there done that. You ever fuck at work tho?

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DrizztLink
07/06/18 8:11:16 AM
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VandorLee
07/06/18 8:12:34 AM
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Since the dawn of devices-with-internet-in-your-pocket, everybody does....
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Iodine
07/06/18 8:13:27 AM
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You couldn't wait until you got home? Doing that at work is so lame.
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Abyssea
07/06/18 8:14:47 AM
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I was the guy impatiently tapping on the door while you writhed on the toilet like some 5 dollar whore. I had to poop asshole!
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bknight
07/06/18 8:17:18 AM
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One time I was at work and had to poop. We only have one unisex toilet bathroom thing and I stunk it up nice. As soon as I was done, I went out and to my horror, the decent looking girl I work with was outside waiting for the bathroom, I casually smiled at her and ran off.
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Abyssea
07/06/18 8:19:53 AM
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bknight posted...
One time I was at work and had to poop. We only have one unisex toilet bathroom thing and I stunk it up nice. As soon as I was done, I went out and to my horror, the decent looking girl I work with was outside waiting for the bathroom, I casually smiled at her and ran off.


at my old office we had one like that. it was in the middle of the hallway (small office) and you could hear everything going on in there. One of the guys was sick one day and you could hear him groaning through the entire building. It smelled so bad too. I almost took some personal time and left.
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clearaflagrantj
07/06/18 8:24:06 AM
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bknight posted...
One time I was at work and had to poop. We only have one unisex toilet bathroom thing and I stunk it up nice. As soon as I was done, I went out and to my horror, the decent looking girl I work with was outside waiting for the bathroom, I casually smiled at her and ran off.

Well it's a bathroom, what the fuck does she expect?
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CharismaticChad
07/06/18 12:00:44 PM
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Abyssea posted...
I was the guy impatiently tapping on the door while you writhed on the toilet like some 5 dollar whore. I had to poop asshole!

lol yeah now i felt bad
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CharismaticChad
07/06/18 12:02:23 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
bknight posted...
One time I was at work and had to poop. We only have one unisex toilet bathroom thing and I stunk it up nice. As soon as I was done, I went out and to my horror, the decent looking girl I work with was outside waiting for the bathroom, I casually smiled at her and ran off.

Well it's a bathroom, what the fuck does she expect?

maybe she's a scat fetish and want to smell the poop
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kingdrake2
07/06/18 12:03:00 PM
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CharismaticChad posted...
Abyssea posted...
I was the guy impatiently tapping on the door while you writhed on the toilet like some 5 dollar whore. I had to poop asshole!

lol yeah now i felt bad


we'll all feel bad together. my dog didn't want to go for a walk :(
but i can make it up to her later.

i was willing the whole time but i have to think of her feelings first.
i did give her a great petting right before she left outside.
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iClockwork
07/06/18 12:05:57 PM
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CharismaticChad posted...
maybe she's a scat fetish and want to smell the poop

If I found out a girl I liked had a scat fetish I would be instantly not interested anymore. I can understand some fetishes but not scat.

It's a deal breaker.
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ShroomKingJr
07/06/18 12:07:03 PM
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lww99 posted...
Been there done that. You ever fuck at work tho?


Does it count if you are working from home that day?
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kingdrake2
07/06/18 12:10:44 PM
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iClockwork posted...
CharismaticChad posted...
maybe she's a scat fetish and want to smell the poop

If I found out a girl I liked had a scat fetish I would be instantly not interested anymore. I can understand some fetishes but not scat.

It's a deal breaker.


i heard it starts with shitting on a glass table.
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CharismaticChad
07/06/18 1:07:04 PM
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iClockwork posted...
CharismaticChad posted...
maybe she's a scat fetish and want to smell the poop

If I found out a girl I liked had a scat fetish I would be instantly not interested anymore. I can understand some fetishes but not scat.

It's a deal breaker.

what if she's taylor swift?
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