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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/06/18 10:40:37 AM
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My wife and kid now have a switch.
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Balrog0
07/06/18 10:41:02 AM
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lol
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Abyssea
07/06/18 10:41:38 AM
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Why didn't your wife's boyfriend get you one?
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glitteringfairy
07/06/18 10:42:07 AM
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But now you have the tv
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/06/18 11:53:42 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
But now you have the tv

Not quite they like playing on the tv
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spanky1
07/06/18 12:18:50 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
But now you have the tv

Not quite they like playing on the tv

Oh wow that'd be infuriating.

Just switch the TV to something you like. I mean what can they do? You're taller than them, just hold the remote up high. Eventually they'll get the idea to undock the Switch.
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eggcorn
07/06/18 12:19:20 PM
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hahaha
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kingdrake2
07/06/18 12:19:36 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
But now you have the tv

Not quite they like playing on the tv

Oh wow that'd be infuriating.

Just switch the TV to something you like. I mean what can they do? You're taller than them, just hold the remote up high. Eventually they'll get the idea to undock the Switch.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/06/18 12:47:24 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
spanky1 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
But now you have the tv

Not quite they like playing on the tv

Oh wow that'd be infuriating.

Just switch the TV to something you like. I mean what can they do? You're taller than them, just hold the remote up high. Eventually they'll get the idea to undock the Switch.

You guys are forgetting that I like these people. This was supposed to just bring a funny dad joke, but y'all ruined it.

Anyways, my 3 year old daughter is now capable of getting on top of peach's castle to get Yoshi all by herself. Kid is going places
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spanky1
07/06/18 12:49:27 PM
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No. Abuse your dad powers to achieve victory over your family.
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LIsJustice
07/06/18 12:50:25 PM
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But what happens when they want to play the Switch in docked mode?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/06/18 12:51:26 PM
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Ok she just figured out that backflipping gets you up on higher ledges from watching me play. I didn't even teach her that. I'm so damned proud rn
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/06/18 12:51:54 PM
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spanky1 posted...
No. Abuse your dad powers to achieve victory over your family.

Dad powers are a myth in this generation
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BlazinBlue88
07/06/18 12:52:30 PM
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Dad is bottom tier in the family. Does all the work with the most limited amount of personal space. Why else would they have to come up with the idea of the man cave and the tool shed?
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thanosibe
07/06/18 12:52:56 PM
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>playing a Switch undocked
>being over the age of 12

this is a joke too
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