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Going_Deep_08
07/07/18 9:12:23 AM
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I saw Boogie at a grocery store in Cleveland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, Oh, like youre fucking doing right now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him devour a giant cake as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 25 giant burgers, 10 12-liter pepsis, and a huge bag of potato chips in his hands without paying.

The low tier god at the counter was very rude about it and unprofessional, and was like You robotnik looking idiot, get back here. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear the low tier god, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the low tier god took one of the items which he almost drop and made a big fuss about and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped the low tier god and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and laughed at me. I dont even think thats a word. After the low tier god scanned each giant item and put them in a bag and started to say the price, boogie kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and made some bad comments.

This is a fucking day at the supermarket.
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Burgess
07/07/18 9:13:23 AM
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They don't even make 12 liter Pepsis.
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Vyrulisse
07/07/18 9:13:42 AM
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I saw Hiroshi Tanahashi at a grocery store in gaki yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Hello Vy-kun, its a lovely day today, trust me when I say youre not being a bother, Im always happy to meet a fan, is everything going great for you in life?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off, trying to motivate me to better myself. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen croissants in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he couldnt hear her, he was playing his theme music through his earphones I could hear them from another aisle, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by trying to make her listen to his theme
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DavidWong
07/07/18 9:13:54 AM
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This is a fucking video
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CharismaticChad
07/07/18 9:21:40 AM
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this is fake. Boogie in real life wouldnt have the balls to act tough like that
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NeonOctopus
07/07/18 9:21:52 AM
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myzz7
07/07/18 9:27:07 AM
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DifferentialEquation
07/07/18 9:32:59 AM
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myzz7
07/07/18 7:01:10 PM
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Superlinkbro
07/07/18 7:02:25 PM
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Can he fit in the aisles?
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