Current Events > Pooping at work is one of life's little joys

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It affords you some much needed time away from everyone, plus you can watch a Youtube video or something usually.

The boss makes a dollar when I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
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first 5 or 6 years of my career I worked in an old factory that had been converted into offices on the 2nd floor. the first floor was mostly warehousing but had random little offices. About 1 year into my career I found a bathroom on the first floor that was behind like 3 or 4 doors and in a hard to find place. I started shitting in that bathroom every day at work. I think I saw someone else in the bathroom maybe 2 or 3 times my time in that building.

It was glorious. I have never found a work bathroom with a fraction of the privacy since then.
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I get to work an hour ahead of opening just so I dont have to waste tp at home.

KILBOTz posted...

first 5 or 6 years of my career I worked in an old factory that had been converted into offices on the 2nd floor. the first floor was mostly warehousing but had random little offices. About 1 year into my career I found a bathroom on the first floor that was behind like 3 or 4 doors and in a hard to find place. I started shitting in that bathroom every day at work. I think I saw someone else in the bathroom maybe 2 or 3 times my time in that building.

It was glorious. I have never found a work bathroom with a fraction of the privacy since then.

I work nights at a hospital and there are tons of unused areas that are only open in the day but we still have access to.

There are the most glorious bathrooms in a solitude of silence. We're talking whole wings of the hospital that are closed off unless its 9-5

I find it disgusting to be in a public bathroom to begin with... And people who use their phones in the stalls just makes me want to puke. Though the worst was when I heard someone eating in a stall. Heard the noise of a spoon scrapping against a plastic container...
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People who talk all goddamn day on their ass phones makes me want to puke.

And I was raised by electronics.
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Used to be great until they moved my unit to the basement. The bathrooms down here are the only place with no internet at all. If I know it's gonna be a long poop I'll go up to the first floor.
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My old boss threatened me with "disciplinary action" because I pooped too much.
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It sucks when you go to do so and then a bunch of co workers decide to have an impromptu meeting right outside the fucking door
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I only piss at public rest rooms