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Slayerblade11
07/09/18 5:19:30 PM
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You die instantly. It's great.
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NibeIungsnarf
07/09/18 5:20:12 PM
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You don't know that.
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southcoast09
07/09/18 5:20:52 PM
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Probably. Lethal injection is actually pretty heinous sometimes. I would rather the firing squad if I had to choose.
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DK9292
07/09/18 5:21:52 PM
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You don't die instantly.

You get led out in front of everyone and they make a big show as they force you onto the guillotine. Then they read out what you've done to deserve it. Then they slowly raise the blade. They then wait... and drop it when they feel like it.

And remember you're face down, so you have no idea when they'll drop it. They deliberately draw it out to worry you.

Not to mention there are the unlucky times when the blade didn't drop all the way through the person's neck.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/09/18 5:24:09 PM
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Yah, imagine the blade not being sharp enough and you have to sit there waiting for them to bring it back up and keep jabbing till it works. Yikes.
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TES_Nut
07/09/18 5:24:12 PM
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Brain function can continue for up to 3 minutes.
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Bishop9800
07/09/18 5:24:13 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Not to mention there are the unlucky times when the blade didn't drop all the way through the person's neck.


This. Sometimes they had to drop it on the person's neck a number of times.
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Rad_Chad
07/09/18 5:25:20 PM
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i'd say feeding dudes to sharks is best because you're helping the environment and stuff
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DevsBro
07/09/18 5:26:26 PM
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Solid Snake07
07/09/18 5:46:56 PM
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Don't know why you can't just use a good old bullet to the head
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SpinKirby
07/09/18 5:47:45 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Don't know why you can't just use a good old bullet to the head

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Dragon239
07/09/18 5:49:27 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
This. Sometimes they had to drop it on the person's neck a number of times.

Where? In rev france where they were doing a ton of them a day and they didn't bother to clean or sharpen the blade?
Thought they'd be pretty decent if they were actually maintained.
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Questionmarktarius
07/09/18 5:51:36 PM
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glitteringfairy
07/09/18 5:54:58 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Suffocation would be terrifying
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Paragon21XX
07/09/18 6:06:27 PM
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When the blade successfully cuts all the way through the neck in one drop. When it goes through only part of the way, oh boy.

TES_Nut posted...
Brain function can continue for up to 3 minutes.

Unconsciousness occurs within a handful of seconds after the jugular vein and carotid artery are severed, so even if there is detectable brain activity on the EEG until brain death, it means zilch if the person no longer has any awareness whatsoever.
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BignutzisBack
07/09/18 6:08:05 PM
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DK9292 posted...
And remember you're face down, so you have no idea when they'll drop it. They deliberately draw it out to worry you.


Excellent point, I would be much less worried if I was able to stare at the blade that was about to kill me
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DK9292
07/09/18 6:09:18 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
DK9292 posted...
And remember you're face down, so you have no idea when they'll drop it. They deliberately draw it out to worry you.


Excellent point, I would be much less worried if I was able to stare at the blade that was about to kill me

It's better than sitting there knowing it's about to come but not knowing when.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/09/18 6:09:32 PM
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Because everyone wants their last experience to be a panic attack.
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BignutzisBack
07/09/18 6:09:50 PM
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DK9292 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
DK9292 posted...
And remember you're face down, so you have no idea when they'll drop it. They deliberately draw it out to worry you.


Excellent point, I would be much less worried if I was able to stare at the blade that was about to kill me

It's better than sitting there knowing it's about to come but not knowing when.


I hear you I'm just giving you shit lol
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joestarrr
07/09/18 6:11:04 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Don't know why you can't just use a good old bullet to the head

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RE_expert44
07/09/18 6:11:28 PM
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I would think an extreme electric shock would be the best. Ive been watching a lot of vids of accidents involving electric shocks and they seem to die in an instant. One guy got juiced a little too much and turned into a road flare.
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GATTJT
07/09/18 6:34:10 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Suffocation would be terrifying

Well if you lose consciousness inside of 10 seconds you wouldn't really have time to panic.
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